Bo nickle says he could knock out a chimp

[Neck&Neck]

Chimps are bums
Humans run shit
We got PlayStations and cars and all kinds of dope shit
Chimps don’t even run the zoo or the safari even

 

[PurpleStorm]

Chimps are bums
Humans run shit
We got PlayStations and cars and all kinds of dope shit
Chimps don’t even run the zoo or the safari even

Banned for chimp hating.

j/k

 

[chiefwiggum]

So your level of expertise is "trust me bro". We already covered that.

You have no evidence of these silly claims. You probably base this on the "domesticated" chimp attacks on humans yet fail to realize that all of the damage that they did to the person's flesh is by using their jaws.

That seems to be your main thing here, avoid mentioning their powerful lethal jaws and act like they're dangerous because of their hands and arms.

There are a number of videos of chimps, domestic and wild, who attacked male humans and did zero damage to their flesh. Suddenly they don't look like they would treat humans like bananas because that is what this chimp folklore really is: a MYTH.

I can’t find any of those videos. They’re all peoples faces eaten off.

 

[Iroh]

People who are surprised by this thread having a lot of pages... welcome to SD! Hope you enjoy your stay!

There have been a lot of primate vs threads, over the years, and they always go long, hard and deep!

 

[AbominableJoman]

Maybe Bo thinks he can masvidal/askren the chimp?

 

[Iroh]

Someone should make an animation of what that fight would look like. Three different scenarios. All with Bo dying quickly. The entire thing would be about a minute long (including fighter introductions).

Sounds like a job for Mojahed Fudailat !

 

[PurpleStorm]

Maybe Bo thinks he can masvidal/askren the chimp?

The chimp would shrug it off and rip him to shreds kinda like the Abominable Joman.

 

[PurpleStorm]

Sounds like a job for Mojahed Fudailat !

I'd agree if I knew who that is but I believe you bro and that's what matters.

 

[PurpleStorm]

I can’t find any of those videos. They’re all peoples faces eaten off.

It's cool knowing you don't have a playlist of them.

 

[PurpleStorm]

More breaking news.

UFC signs Chimp. Says he'll work for peanuts.

 

[Iroh]

I'd agree if I knew who that is but I believe you bro and that's what matters.

It's the guy who makes these cartoons.

 

[PurpleStorm]

It's the guy who makes these cartoons.

LOL.

 

[wildchild88]

Has he seen the teeth on a chimp?

Canines, game over.

 

[Cpt Migraine]

Bo should stay away from orangutans

To be fair he's beautiful for a female orangutang..

 

[GordonMMARamsey]

The problem here is....Chimps dont fight for sport, they fight to survive. It uses its legs like its arms, a 200 pound male chimp would easily grab and tear limbs/groins/body parts.

This. Bo is going to shoot for a double, and that chimp is going to pull an ear off.

 

[GordonMMARamsey]

I remember Cerrone talking to Callen and Schaub years ago about being locked in a room with a wild animal. Both thought "I'm so much bigger I'll fuck it up" and if I remember correctly Cerrone did a great job explaining why they're both retarded, and why they would both freak the fuck out.

 

[GolovKing]

I feel I would fare better against a chimp than a Mandrill

can’t post pics here but they are ugly and mean
Like a Baboon only uglier
They used to hunt us back in the day, that’s why we have a primal fear of them
Well, I don’t but you guys do

Mandrills are actually less aggressive than chimps and baboons though. I've never heard anything about them hunting humans, but I know that they are hunted as bush meat on occasion

 

[GolovKing]

Crazy how such a smart guy like lex can have such a retard opinion

 

[GolovKing]

LOL, humans are arguably the most inept mammal on the planet when it comes to unarmed combat.

His claim is like a fast turtle claiming it can out-run a horse.

 

[Mr Average]

I can remember reading that if all the cages at a major zoo were unlocked, and all the animals escaped into an urban population centre, the teams tasked with dealing with this, consider the chimps to be the tier-1 threat to human life, above even wild cats. The chimps would get shot first.