Bo nickle says he could knock out a chimp

[Pequeño Corey]

12 fucking pages lol

 

[RiseAboveHat]

No he couldn't

But I'd drop a tenner on PPV to watch it

 

[Flippy]

Maybe by chimp he meant person of color

 

[Aurelian]

With this level of trolling Bo is going to be a bigger star than Jake Paul if he keeps winning. This is a fun hype train to be on.

 

[johny ringo]

Maybe by chimp he meant person of color

 

[witt1021]

very large male chimps weigh around 140 lbs. i wanna see bo nikel climb trees all day while constantly chasing animals off their turf and at the same time fighting all day long for alpha. he is dumb as a rock if he thinks he could. they have cardio and strength vastly higher than humans. and fight everyday to survive. he gets up each day from a nice cozy predator free bed, eating his oatmeal someone harvested for him. get fucking real.

 

[Captain_Dammitt]

Is this one of those "monkey hate" things?

 

[CodCommando]

He is smoking crack. A trained chimp would chew him to death. We know what angry dogs can do, hell a Kangal would murder him

 

[Todd498]

Chimpanzees are apparently able to literally rip a human's face off. Might advise him against trying his theory out.

Like… HOW do they do that though?!! I mean we’ve heard the stories and seen the horrid aftermaths of Chimp attacks. Where the persons nose and lips are gone. But do these nasty creatures like Gnaw at the face and tear pieces of it off with their teeth or literally grab shit with their fingers and just tear shit off?!! Lol

Rogan should delve further into chimp attack details I think.

 

[Todd498]

He has no fucking idea how strong chimps are then, and way more agile than us humans too.

An adult chimp could rip off his arm, they're no joke...

No Bickal talks way too much for a glorified can crusher

Do they actually RIP off arms and hands?? Or do they gnaw/bite at limbs first then work them off??

Ugh! *shivers*

 

[bjjHERRERA]

 

[Tyler Durden]

They can call him No Nose Bo after a chimp bites off his nose

This dude actually deserved this though.

 

[davidlemonparty]

I can remember reading that if all the cages at a major zoo were unlocked, and all the animals escaped into an urban population centre, the teams tasked with dealing with this, consider the chimps to be the tier-1 threat to human life, above even wild cats. The chimps would get shot first.

@Zookeeper Gabe can you confirm?

 

[davidlemonparty]

Normally I'd say a humans intelligence advantage over the average chimpanzee would give them a big opportunity to win.
In the case of Bo, I don't think that applies

 

[Tyler Durden]

14 pages and still going. Bo is fucking genius.

Genius? ehh.... depends on if he said it with this attention. It's kinda like when people say that the juicehead man-child Bradley Martin is genius because he thinks he can beat up professional fighters because he bench presses a lot of weight.
It's like someone calling that "catch me outside" girl a genius. She's a white trash moron.
It's just a result from the dumbing down of America.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Is he a genius, or is Sherdog just mostly disabled?

I seriously said the same thing right before I read this.
I originally opened this thread assuming people would make fun of Bo... but then I realized some people are actually debating it

 

[Tyler Durden]

You know, if the chimp could be muzzled so that biting was removed from the equation, and if a great grappler REALLY studied chimp fighting habits in order to protect his eyes, balls, and fingers (all of which the chimp will purposefully and instinctually pluck, remove, gouge, or break), I don't doubt that a skilled grappler might out-grapple a chimp. Intelligence and technique trump brute strength and the chimp's techniques are fairly instinctual and basic.

I don't know what force it takes to KO a chimp vs a human so I can't begin to reflect on it. They do climb trees from young and fall out of them, so I know that they can take a blow, and I'm certain their skull is thicker than ours, but I don't know the physics around KO'ing a chimp. But I can see out-grappling in a very controlled environment.

In no holes barred, the grappler leaves without eyes, balls, and fingers. Once the eyes are gone, defending balls and fingers becomes a losing predicament and they, too, will be lost. And it's hard to win a fight without eyes, balls, and fingers. "Almost impossible" as Spock would say.

I've read this 3 times and still can't figure out if it's shitty sarcasm or you’re just a good old fashioned ra-tard.

 

[TWAK]

chimps seem like they have 10x our strength? I guess that doesn't matter, but they do have a coconut looking chin.

 

[dragovic]

It would take at least an hour.

And that’s fair

 

[Fluffernutter]

Bo vs. Strickland