Bo nickle says he could knock out a chimp

[Mr Average]

No kidding here.
I've been practicing MMA for 6 years now, boxing in parallel for 7 years, I could.
As well as bodybuilding for 4 years, 1m87 for 86 kg. I have crazy speed, and reflexes identical to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge at me, dodge him and hit him in the head. I won't let him go if he makes the slightest mistake, the chimp is finished.
You'll always have virgins from here who think it's impossible.
Nothing is impossible with willpower, sherbros ;
and 2) it's not with your loose bodies that you're going to do anything. Any man with a minimum of training can defeat a gorilla with a knife already. With bare hands it's not necessarily more complicated, it just requires techniques.

An alpha Male chimp would hit the go-like-fuck switch and you’d be killed, or left life-long mangled.

Considerably stronger with chimp-jitsu. Your face, fingers and testicles, bitten, chewed, torn and ripped. Ragdolled.

 

[jeskola]

what about kangraroo vs chimp?

 

[mudrubble]

I don’t know if you fellers saw the video but Bo Nickle has eloquently stated that he could take on a fully grown male chimp and knock it unconscious. He also said he could out wrestle the primate. I know Bo is a gifted athlete and who am I to argue anything he says but chimps are vicious beasts much like a prime Andy Wang. Would anyone like to see Bo take on a chimp as the co-main on the Mcgregor-Gaethje card? I think the bald goof should make this match up asap regardless of what those hippie tree huggers at PETA have to say about it. I’d illegally the stream the shit outta that card. Who’s with me ?!?!?

You know, if the chimp could be muzzled so that biting was removed from the equation, and if a great grappler REALLY studied chimp fighting habits in order to protect his eyes, balls, and fingers (all of which the chimp will purposefully and instinctually pluck, remove, gouge, or break), I don't doubt that a skilled grappler might out-grapple a chimp. Intelligence and technique trump brute strength and the chimp's techniques are fairly instinctual and basic.

I don't know what force it takes to KO a chimp vs a human so I can't begin to reflect on it. They do climb trees from young and fall out of them, so I know that they can take a blow, and I'm certain their skull is thicker than ours, but I don't know the physics around KO'ing a chimp. But I can see out-grappling in a very controlled environment.

In no holes barred, the grappler leaves without eyes, balls, and fingers. Once the eyes are gone, defending balls and fingers becomes a losing predicament and they, too, will be lost. And it's hard to win a fight without eyes, balls, and fingers. "Almost impossible" as Spock would say.

 

[mudrubble]

They are not even that suuuuper strong. They are just extremely aggressive. It's said they fight male gorillas to a draw because of their aggressiveness.

If you're suggesting that they're not suuuuuper strong because gorillas are stronger then, yes, by that definition, they are not.

But if you compare their strength to human strength (which is more logical because we're not talking about them fighting gorillas but humans), their strength for their size is incredible and their overall strength surpasses the average human male for sure.

And if you can find any source for a single chimp fighting a single male gorilla to a draw (not a troupe of 24 vs 7 gorillas, for example), please link it here. I don't believe that is even remotely possible. Gorilla's bite force make a tiger look like a joke. I can't see a chimp surviving long one-on-one. A gorilla has more muscle in one arm than a chimp does in their whole upper body. Longer limbs.... I don't see it. Size matters when skill is equal and sill is relatively equal between the two.

 

[jeskola]

Tbh the kangaroo I posted would fuck up both Bo and the chimp.

 

[808nEffect]

Guys first name is Bo. What did you expect?!

“Just the good ole boys… Never meaning no harm”

 

[runjay]

How THIS^

Wasn’t the FIRST reply is wasted opportunity. Y’all slippin round here.

 

[SCTwins]

Bro I've almost tapped out trying to give a Rottweiler a bath.

Ain't no fucking way I'm tangling with a chimp. Humans aren't built for wild animal fights. They are way too spastic and unpredictable.

 

[SCTwins]

Have any of you retards even tried to Google chimps fighting humans or do you just parrot shit?

Idk. Based on that I think Bo Nickal has a fighting chance for sure.

Did we watch the same video? Because that looked like a dad grabbing a toddler by the wrist and throwing him into the pool.

 

[Strijfy]

“Just the good ole boys… Never meaning no harm”

showing your age there

 

[808nEffect]

showing your age there

Damn good tv show. Daisy and her short shorts.

 

[ventrue]

No freaking way, lol A Chimp would rip both Bo's arms off and his testicles. Chimps are badass, imo

 

[emefer]

According to Japan's Asahiyama Zoo, the grip strength of an adult chimpanzee is estimated to be 200 kg (440 lb), while other sources claim figures of up to 330 kg (730 lb).

 

[emefer]

Damn good tv show. Daisy and her short shorts.

Her shorts were great but the show was trash. I loved it as a kid but I’ve matured. Now I’m into hypothetical chimp fights.

 

[JarlSkuld]

Her shorts were great but the show was trash. I loved it as a kid but I’ve matured. Now I’m into hypothetical chimp fights.

MMA fighters vs. wild animals is turning into a popular genre of thread. Perhaps Bo is a little small for this hypothetical animal fight. How about a chimp and a mandrill team up vs. Tai Tuivasa?

Jarl

 

[Goutfather]

He has no fucking idea how strong chimps are then, and way more agile than us humans too.

An adult chimp could rip off his arm, they're no joke...

No Bickal talks way too much for a glorified can crusher

their reaction and processing speed is insane too. they can see what you’re doing before you realize you’re doing it. you’ll never get the jump on a chimp.

 

[dragovic]

I’d like to hear Joe Rogan’s take on this.

 

[PurpleStorm]

Breaking news:

Chimp says he could knock out Bo.

 

[PurpleStorm]

I’d like to hear Joe Rogan’s take on this.

It would take at least an hour.

 

[PurpleStorm]

Someone should make an animation of what that fight would look like. Three different scenarios. All with Bo dying quickly. The entire thing would be about a minute long (including fighter introductions).