Bo nickle says he could knock out a chimp

[cmw43]

How does this video make you confident at all?! The chimp totally manhandles the dude. Drags him around like a sack of potatoes before he flees in terror. This actually showed me man has no chance. Those chimp was NOT bloodlusted or it would have bit his face. It was just hungry going like hey bro gimme the food! Aggressive but like a 4/10. Not ready to kill. Just playing hard, and he could drage the man around. Didn't expect him to be able to actually drag a 200 lb man with one arm.

Chimp was in ZERO danger. Took ZERO damage. If anything those shows the chimp being short is an advantage.

How the fuck would you grapple a 4 ft tall chimp? Grab it? The thing can tank a 30 ft fall out of a tree, no problem. You can't hurt it without a guillotine, which puts your dick right next to its chimp leg-arm things, that will rip off your dick.

I agree that your average guy will get wrecked but a 30ft tree fall can and has killed chimps.


"31-year-old male chimpanzee new to the Kansas City Zoo was killed in an accidental fall Wednesday, the zoo announced.

Bahati climbed a tree and grabbed onto a dead branch during a skirmish among the chimpanzees about 9 a.m. He fell to the ground when the branch broke and died from injuries sustained in the fall, according to a zoo statement. A spokeswoman said zookeepers estimate the fall was 30 to 40 feet. At least a few zoo visitors witnessed the fall."
https://www.kansascity.com/news/local/article157379829.html

 

[Eternalwarriorking]

Nah, just JRE retards weighing in on why it's CoMpLeTeLy PoSsIbLe.

I didn't want to go through it all. Thank you for confirming my worst suspicions.

 

[Sepremento]

how does people know chimps have good chins?

 

[Bballfan123]

I agree that your average guy will get wrecked but a 30ft tree fall can and has killed chimps.


"31-year-old male chimpanzee new to the Kansas City Zoo was killed in an accidental fall Wednesday, the zoo announced.

Bahati climbed a tree and grabbed onto a dead branch during a skirmish among the chimpanzees about 9 a.m. He fell to the ground when the branch broke and died from injuries sustained in the fall, according to a zoo statement. A spokeswoman said zookeepers estimate the fall was 30 to 40 feet. At least a few zoo visitors witnessed the fall."
https://www.kansascity.com/news/local/article157379829.html

Ok fair. A chimp can't survive a 30-40 ft fall. They can survive a 20 ft fall. I don't think bo nickel hits that hard.

 

[west42]

Have any of you retards even tried to Google chimps fighting humans or do you just parrot shit?
Dude had a legit anaconda choke attempt
Idk. Based on that I think Bo Nickal has a fighting chance for sure.

 

[Captain Insano]

Depends if chimp is allowed to eye gouge and if chimp is allowed to tear off his nuts. Is Bo wearing a cup for this? Is the chimp?

But can Bo tear off the chimps nuts?

I think this whole thread is just a big pun on the Chimaev matchup.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Nah, just JRE retards weighing in on why it's CoMpLeTeLy PoSsIbLe.

That makes zero sense.

 

[Tyler Durden]

I feel I would fare better against a chimp than a Mandrill

can’t post pics here but they are ugly and mean
Like a Baboon only uglier
They used to hunt us back in the day, that’s why we have a primal fear of them
Well, I don’t but you guys do

Well, to be fair, everything hunted "us"

 

[emefer]

I feel I would fare better against a chimp than a Mandrill

can’t post pics here but they are ugly and mean
Like a Baboon only uglier
They used to hunt us back in the day, that’s why we have a primal fear of them
Well, I don’t but you guys do

Mandrill lol. Is that a porn?

 

[tramendous]

But can Bo tear off the chimps nuts?

I think this whole thread is just a big pun on the Chimaev matchup.

Is the chimp wearing a cup?

 

[Christhammer]

No Bickal is working on the intricacies of moves that these chimps have never even heard of. 50-44

 

[Sweater of AV]

Lol I forgot about this thread. It's hilarious there are people who actually think a human being has any sort of chance.

 

[emefer]

Lol I forgot about this thread. It's hilarious there are people who actually think a human being has any sort of chance.

 

[GluttonforPunishment]

the real question is, could an athletic average sized human male with a hunting knife kill a chimp before it kills you?

How is that the real question? He said he'd outwrestle and KO a chimp.

 

[GluttonforPunishment]

I’m thinking we need a show where Bo travels the world and fights the local wildlife.

He can start with an actual warm body in the UFC.

 

[ryun253]

They can call him No Nose Bo after a chimp bites off his nose

 

[Poirierfan]

You guys act like a Full grown Wild Bo wouldn’t rip a Chimps face up and suplex it
You let Joe Rogans primate stories get to you lol
If Chimps were that tough they would beat up lions and leopards, not get eatin by them

Facts, Chimps aren't kings of the jungle, king Bo is.

 

[LostMyBlackBelt]

Joe Rogan is fairly CHimp like, has CHimp legs

 

[Appylion]

Lmao. Please try.

 

[Neck&Neck]

Facts, Chimps aren't kings of the jungle, king Bo is.

If Chimps were so Alpha, they wouldn’t be on the endangered species list



Chuck Norris would make a chimp his bitch