Bo nickle says he could knock out a chimp

[pinero]

Such a punchable face.

Technically every face is punchable

 

[Tyler Durden]

You sound like you've never worked out or done any sports. You would know that any feats of strength of physicality that we have is because of our foundation which is our legs. That's the core.

Chimps have short, weak legs. That alone gives them no leverage on top of being short and small. Their upperbody has overpowered arms and no chest, so there is no push strength either like strong humans have. They also do not have muscle control like humans, that is why they have awkward and uncontrolled movements.

Yes they hang on trees all day, they only have pull strength. But they can't pull a lot of weight because they have short, weak legs.

There is a video of an extremely aggressive chimp attacking a guy, some kind of forrest guide or whatever. The chimp grabs his arms and struggles to control him in any way for minutes, and the human is completely terrified and an average person with no real strength. Eventually the guy jumped in a lake to escape. But that showed you that a chimp has overrated strength with zero leverage, and would be weaklings without their lethal jaws.

At 1st I assumed you were trolling... but now you've just proved yourself to be retarded.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Technically every face is punchable

good point.

 

[Tyler Durden]

There is no man alive who could defeat a healthy full grown chimp.

Or multiple for that matter.
Are these humans supposed to hurt the chimp? I'd love to see a prime Rickson try to rear naked choke a chimp... and go ahead and try to armbar one. Think you're gonna catch the chimp with a sneaky left hook or an overhand right and KO it?

Not sure if I'm having a conversation on here with 10yr olds or drunken idiots.

 

[Tyler Durden]

I am 258 right now and been powerlifting since I was 14, so 26 years. I was at the zoo and a chimp ran into the glass where I was standing (I’m callled Mighty Joe or Grape Ape) but the sound off that glass and the vibration was enough for me to know they’d rip any human apart. Watch Chimp Empire and tell me you know someone that can do what they do. It’s gonna rip ant human apart and I wouldn’t f with one for a billion dollars and I have BJJ/MT training. Nope!

Exactly. Now let's factor in the difference in speed and stamina/endurance.


Feel free to Google "I Was Prey" Deadly Chimp Attack in West Africa.

I got Bruno and his boys against the whole friggin roster!

People thinking UFC fighters would take out a grown chimp in a fight to the death are out of their figgin minds.

 

[TITS]

 

[Vampire life]

Chimps go for the nuts, right?

Usually one of your eyeballs or your fingers

 

[Vampire life]

I feel I would fare better against a chimp than a Mandrill

can’t post pics here but they are ugly and mean
Like a Baboon only uglier
They used to hunt us back in the day, that’s why we have a primal fear of them
Well, I don’t but you guys do

 

[Bowel-forged Stool]

I’d pay to see it

 

[colorles]

and people talking about how a chimp "is like 4 feet tall" are ignoring the fact that it has arms almost as long as it is tall (and massive hands with long fingers to go with it).

the longer the arms, the better the leverage. and they have a long torso and wide rib cage that the arms are attached to which means a powerful back to provide force to those levers in grappling.

they're like mini excavators on pcp

 

[Ozze]

Could he beat Ronda? Under the right circumstances?

 

[PhilMcCavity]

Bo Nickal did ok at zoo

I saw him beat the living shit out of a harbour seal

 

[Xuh]

After seeing the success of this thread Bo will probably come out and say he could take a Sherdogger next

That's when we'll know for sure he's trolling, not serious.

 

[TheAlliance]

So did literally every living species on the planet...lmao.

And our species run the world

 

[Local Plata]

And our species run the world

What an fatuous thing to say, lmao. Like a chick pumping themselves up to Beyonce. Yeah you're totally the BOSS sweetie!

 

[TheAlliance]

What an fatuous thing to say, lmao. Like a chick pumping themselves up to Beyonce. Yeah you're totally the BOSS sweetie!

Thanks hun

 

[Hypetrainofthemonth]

People who think they can beat a full grown chimp in rage mode, are so disillusioned and sheltered to how vulnerable and weak humans really are without our use of tools.

 

[Eternalwarriorking]

After seeing the success of this thread Bo will probably come out and say he could take a Sherdogger next

That's when we'll know for sure he's trolling, not serious.

the dawg doing 20 pages on Bo fighting a chimp in <3 days



Are we witnessing a marketing genius at work?

 

[colorles]

People who think they can beat a full grown chimp in rage mode, are so disillusioned and sheltered to how vulnerable and weak humans really are without our use of tools.

most guys just think with their balls instead of their brains...until they bite off more than they can chew and end up with neither.

nobody in their right mind, no matter how big and tough, would want to fight an enraged chimp for the fun of it.

 

[Local Plata]

the dawg doing 20 pages on Bo fighting a chimp in <3 days



Are we witnessing a marketing genius at work?

Nah, just JRE retards weighing in on why it's CoMpLeTeLy PoSsIbLe.