Bo nickle says he could knock out a chimp

[kuroro]

i wish a mod would get this fucking eyesore off the front page

 

[Myrddin Wild]

lol... that's a lot of fun.
Of coarse we're talking about in a life or death situation... not for sport... & so we need to keep in mind that the way a guillotine is done for sport... is done safely, and so is much different than if it's done in a life or death situation. In a "life or death situation," you crush its throat.

Also, if Bo gets teh chimp in a grapevine, the chimps feet would be out of the equation. He'd just have to keep his eyes from getting poked out while teh throat crush is being activated.

 

[eddi]

mma aficionados delude themselves into thinking mma is a super power. and that anybody that has ever "trained ufc" can manhandle any other men or, in this case animals on the planet

part of why the mma fanbase is the worst on the planet.

but back on topic: this is the kind of determination a bloodlusted animal with testosterone through the roof will have in a fight



meanwhile ufc guys frequently complain about eye pokes. even in King of the Streets the fighters start screaming and wanted out when eye gouged instead of trying to bite the mans fingers off like a chimp would

Watch at 2min31 how he just grabs the baboon with not a single care in the world, these baboons are ferocious but so are we when we live in the wild, i guarantee you chimps were pissing their pants getting pulled up on by half naked humans for most of history.

 

[Sasha]

It's probably been said many times, but chimps will first aim the genitals, then the eyes, just ripping them apart, then they eat your face, while hammerfisting the shit outta you AND doing stupid chimp noises, of course

 

[Timewarp]

Oh look, Bo nickle says "I'd do this and I'd do that", again. Yawn

 

[Dr Guildo]

Watch at 2min31 how he just grabs the baboon with not a single care in the world, these baboons are ferocious but so are we when we live in the wild, i guarantee you chimps were pissing their pants getting pulled up on by half naked humans for most of history.

That is a child-baboon. Chimpanzees is a different breed. That hunter picking up the child-baboon would also be no match for a grown male chimpanzee.

 

[jeff7b9]

Probably not a great idea to fuck with anything that has 4 thumbs and would be happy to bite your face off.

 

[ComfortablyNumb55]

It's probably been said many times, but chimps will first aim the genitals, then the eyes, just ripping them apart, then they eat your face, while hammerfisting the shit outta you AND doing stupid chimp noises, of course

Chimps are better street fighters than cage fighters.

In a cage, Bo may win.

In the streets of Miami, Jorge and his chimp crew destroy Bo.

 

[eddi]

That is a child-baboon. Chimpanzees is a different breed. That hunter picking up the child-baboon would also be no match for a grown male chimpanzee.

Watch at 2min30 here they dont give a fuck adult or not mfers kill chimps because they believe it increases their fertility in some tribes lmao



Dont believe PhD nerd scientists that spent decades being holed up in labs and got bullied when young they always overhype wild life, reality is we can be wild as fuck too and terrorise all these animals with no weapons

 

[The-AxeMurderer]

Set it up Dana

 

[TrueBias]

If he is serious he is stupid, simple as that.

Cuz theres been countless of vids showing when a man punches a chimp, they never go out, I agree.

 

[Dr Guildo]

Watch at 2min30 here they dont give a fuck adult or not mfers kill chimps because they believe it increases their fertility in some tribes lmao

Interesting video but they can probably thrive on the fear they have inserted in the animals when theyre hunting in groups. The animals in that area were this people hunt in groups with weapons have learned to fear them.

A singular Bo Nickal walking around in those savannas with only his hands wouldn't raise the warning calls. He would be seen as a prey, no matter his wrestling-accomplishments

 

[wwkirk]

I don’t know if you fellers saw the video but Bo Nickle has eloquently stated that he could take on a fully grown male chimp and knock it unconscious. He also said he could out wrestle the primate. I know Bo is a gifted athlete and who am I to argue anything he says but chimps are vicious beasts much like a prime Andy Wang. Would anyone like to see Bo take on a chimp as the co-main on the Mcgregor-Gaethje card? I think the bald goof should make this match up asap regardless of what those hippie tree huggers at PETA have to say about it. I’d illegally the stream the shit outta that card. Who’s with me ?!?!?

Can't take him seriously until he at least spars with a chimp.

 

[Dr Guildo]

Cuz theres been countless of vids showing when a man punches a chimp, they never go out, I agree.

Chimpanzees have thick skulls. Bo Nickal is too weak to knock out a chimpanzee, even if he could aim and load up for a while. Prime Mike Tyson wouldn't be able to knock out a chimpanzee with his fists. Maybe Cro-Cop left kick could daze the chimpanzee.

 

[MotorCityCobra]

Assuming they can't bite, nickal may have a solid chance in a do or die scenario. Chimps are much more aggressive than people but also lighter(80-100 lbs). Similar to fighting a pitbull you get mauled but highly unlikely it could kill him. Bigger animals would kill him easily but this isn't unheard of. Still dumb to say and he could have bad luck and run into a badass chimp and be killed easily.

 

[MotorCityCobra]

And people comparing it to gorillas are way off. I recall in the studies in Uganda that begot "chimp empire" they mentioned a Silverback gorilla killed like 7 or 8 chimps at once.

People may be miscontruing the animals. Noone can actually defeat a gorilla in any kind of combat barring a miracle (same goes for large cats)

 

[Dana's Conscience]

Whats the context?

She had her face ripped off by a chimp

 

[Dr Guildo]

And people comparing it to gorillas are way off. I recall in the studies in Uganda that begot "chimp empire" they mentioned a Silverback gorilla killed like 7 or 8 chimps at once.

People may be miscontruing the animals. Noone can actually defeat a gorilla in any kind of combat barring a miracle (same goes for large cats)

A silverback gorilla would kill all the top 5 MMA-HW's inside a minute if it wanted, even if they planned and jumped it together. Too much force.

Humans are so weak physically. We are silly and enjoy to see our species go against each other. Some of us spend hours and hours to become strong and all but if there is one thing that humans will fail every time is trying to become strong physically compared to other animals. We always will be the weakest for our weight.

The only upside humans have is their brain and social behaviour. All men that aim for physical strength are aiming wrong,

 

[emefer]

i wish a mod would get this fucking eyesore off the front page

Boo this man.

 

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