Bo nickle says he could knock out a chimp

[Neck&Neck]

There is only one way to settle this…
Book it Dana

 

[tramendous]

Wouldn't matter the chimp would just chew on his face, then rip it off.

And bo is starting to show what a truly idiotic moron he is; this without being punched in the much.

But what if herb dean is the ref? Bo might win an early stoppage

 

[The XL]

Something tells me Bo Nickal isn't going to handle adversity well. He seems completely delusional

 

[Ornife]

You guys think Bo could knock out a blue whale on Mars or what? And if you say no, you're a fucking retard and I'm going to flame you. Okay?

 

[eddi]

I can see a scenario where you kick a chimp and manhandle him a bit then the chimp runs away, not all of them will maul you, the way those native african tribes handle baboons and monkeys they dont give a fuck and the apes know their places heck they even pull up on lions. I doubt our ancestor feared chimps in the wild

 

[Belaya Smert]

So when it eats his face off. What then?
PPV refund?

 

[FrappeDuRocma]

bad man here

"i fight ufc bro, do not mess with me under any circumstances, bro"

nobody gives a fuck that you "practice mma and boxing". for the record, a man having a reasonable degree of training in how to defend himself should be the norm and, in some parts of the world, is the norm.

if the chimp gets a hold of you - which is most likely will - you are not going to shake it off. the combination of its long and strong arms, long and strong hands, and bite ensure that.

 

[drew209]

Bo Nickel vs Caesar from Planet of the Apes at UFC 300. Make it happen Dana.

 

[Dr Guildo]

The fun thing is that Bo Nickal is quite small and a grappler. He would have no chance at all.

A 130kg 2m dude might scare the chimpanzee off and won't let the chimpanzee rip his joints and soft parts off.

Bo Nickal has the worst kind of skill-set against a chimpanzee. Too small and weak, too dumb obviously aswell. He might try to wrestle with the chimpanzee. Good luck with that!

 

[Busgosu]

lol, a chimp would probably rape him and then rip his arms off and club him with them until his head is stuck inside his ribcage

 

[Trabaho]

Why doesn't he fight mid and upper tier competition then ?

 

[colorles]

I know tons of tiny Guatemalans, they have literally never scared anyone in the slightest. They're not super athletes. Also did you just compare a Chimpanzee to Guatemalans?

being a "super athlete" has nothing to do with being able to make the majority of sherdog piss their pants irl

The fun thing is that Bo Nickal is quite small and a grappler. He would have no chance at all.

A 130kg 2m dude might scare the chimpanzee off and won't let the chimpanzee rip his joints and soft parts off.

Bo Nickal has the worst kind of skill-set against a chimpanzee. Too small and weak, too dumb obviously aswell. He might try to wrestle with the chimpanzee. Good luck with that!

Bo Nickal isn't really that small. and he is an elite wrestler so i think he should be getting a little more respect from you

and the difference in size between a 130 kg 2m dude and bo nickals, would not appear that big to a chimp. both are way taller and bigger than the chimp. but if the chimp is bloodlusted it will not matter

 

[Iconoclast]

Isn't it crazy how well thought out insightful threads get ignored(mostly) while " bo nickel says he could knock out a chimp" is already at 9 pages..

 

[TITS]

Isn't it crazy how well thought out insightful threads get ignored(mostly) while " bo nickel says he could knock out a chimp" is already at 9 pages..

This thread is fucking hilarious though. Haven't laughed this hard in awhile.

 

[Johnny_Knuckles]

Isn't it crazy how well thought out insightful threads get ignored(mostly) while " bo nickel says he could knock out a chimp" is already at 9 pages..

Bob Nickal has a lot to answer for

 

[BigOlJeet]

I can see a scenario where you kick a chimp and manhandle him a bit then the chimp runs away, not all of them will maul you, the way those native african tribes handle baboons and monkeys they dont give a fuck and the apes know their places heck they even pull up on lions. I doubt our ancestor feared chimps in the wild

Lol @ thinking any man involved with MMA on this planet can take a chimp, you’re fucking retarded.

 

[colorles]

Lol @ thinking any man involved with MMA on this planet can take a chimp, you’re fucking retarded.

mma aficionados delude themselves into thinking mma is a super power. and that anybody that has ever "trained ufc" can manhandle any other men or, in this case animals on the planet

part of why the mma fanbase is the worst on the planet.

but back on topic: this is the kind of determination a bloodlusted animal with testosterone through the roof will have in a fight



meanwhile ufc guys frequently complain about eye pokes. even in King of the Streets the fighters start screaming and wanted out when eye gouged instead of trying to bite the mans fingers off like a chimp would

 

[kenetics]

He has no fucking idea how strong chimps are then, and way more agile than us humans too.

An adult chimp could rip off his arm, they're no joke...

No Bickal talks way too much for a glorified can crusher

I don't think they ever ripped off an arm from all documented attacks . I think the bite all your fingers ,nose , toes and groin. A group of chimps probably would rip your limbs off but 1 . I don't think so, but I get what your saying.

 

[Natural Order]

mma aficionados delude themselves into thinking mma is a super power. and that anybody that has ever "trained ufc" can manhandle any other men or, in this case animals on the planet

part of why the mma fanbase is the worst on the planet.

but back on topic: this is the kind of determination a bloodlusted animal with testosterone through the roof will have in a fight



meanwhile ufc guys frequently complain about eye pokes. even in King of the Streets the fighters start screaming and wanted out when eye gouged instead of trying to bite the mans fingers off like a chimp would

 

[Vil7]

It would use his head as a chew toy.