Bo nickle says he could knock out a chimp

I don’t know if you fellers saw the video but Bo Nickle has eloquently stated that he could take on a fully grown male chimp and knock it unconscious. He also said he could out wrestle the primate. I know Bo is a gifted athlete and who am I to argue anything he says but chimps are vicious beasts much like a prime Andy Wang. Would anyone like to see Bo take on a chimp as the co-main on the Mcgregor-Gaethje card? I think the bald goof should make this match up asap regardless of what those hippie tree huggers at PETA have to say about it. I’d illegally the stream the shit outta that card. Who’s with me ?!?!?

"The strength of one chimpanzee is estimated to be equivalent to the strength of 5 men. It is said an agitated Chimp in Uganda's Kibale Forest once held a park ranger's arm tightly and when it let go of his arm his bones had broken to bits."
https://www.eastafricantrails.com/blog/how-strong-is-a-chimpanzee/
 
the only retard thing here is you trying to back yourself when you are clearly wrong
Fucking idiot. I already said they are strong. I'm just not buying into this stupid rogan-esque narrative that they are x times stronger than. It's retarded sensationalism without any real measure and you fucking cans are eating it up and lashing out immediatly if challenged.

Do they have a super strong pull and grip compared to a human? Yes. Do they have a thick fucking skull? They do. Can they do leg presses like humans? No, they can't.

Here, have some enlightenment.
https://www.zmescience.com/feature-post/are-chimps-stronger-humans/

https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-40405026
 
"The strength of one chimpanzee is estimated to be equivalent to the strength of 5 men. It is said an agitated Chimp in Uganda's Kibale Forest once held a park ranger's arm tightly and when it let go of his arm his bones had broken to bits."
https://www.eastafricantrails.com/blog/how-strong-is-a-chimpanzee/

And who knows if that's even max strength. That's why I don't understand anyone's confidence in facing one in an actual life or death situation. Either hubris or ignorance.
 
If you could teach a chimp to wrestle he might have a shot but if were talking a wild chimp attacking him, he is dead.
 
Without laughing.
I have been practicing MMA for 6 years now and boxing in parallel for 7 years, I can beat a chimp.

As well as bodybuilding for 4 years, 1m99 for 115 kg

I have crazy speed, and reflexes identical to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge him and give him good potatoes in the head. I won't let go of him at the slightest mistake, the chimpanzee is finished. You'll always have virgins here to think it's impossible. Nothing is impossible with the will, and it's not with your Redditor's that you're going to do anything.

Any man with a minimum of training can defeat a chimp with a knife already. With bare hands, it's not necessarily more complicated, it just requires technique.

:meow:

bad man here

"i fight ufc bro, do not mess with me under any circumstances, bro"

nobody gives a fuck that you "practice mma and boxing". for the record, a man having a reasonable degree of training in how to defend himself should be the norm and, in some parts of the world, is the norm.

if the chimp gets a hold of you - which is most likely will - you are not going to shake it off. the combination of its long and strong arms, long and strong hands, and bite ensure that.
 
stop calling chimps manlets.

for that matter, stop calling manlets manlets. i know a dozen or so 5'3'' 135 pound Guatemalans that would probably make most of this site piss their pants irl
I know tons of tiny Guatemalans, they have literally never scared anyone in the slightest. They're not super athletes. Also did you just compare a Chimpanzee to Guatemalans?
 
Sure thing, Bo
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(Mods, this was on Oprah)
Whats the context?
 
He wouldn't stand a chance. I already debated this like 15 years ago with my buddy. We emailed a chimp institute and actually asked. They were nice enough to reply with a full breakdown of why a chimp would kill a human easily in a fight.
 
Where is this from?

From the About section -
"Here are the real noisy Chimps from the Twycross zoo at Atherstone, England. Jambo and Mongo, a father and son duo suffer from alopecia, which is the general medical term for hair loss."

Looks like Jambo is still alive but Mongo died several years ago.
 
He would win a DQ, but I don't think that would be very comforting with a ripped off face and penis.
 
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