Bo nickle says he could knock out a chimp

[TITS]

Bo actually said him and a friend would fuck up a chimp, which is still ridiculous.

A chimp post puberty would rip off your arm and shove it up your friend's ass.

Even a small chimp would bite a chunk out of his ass and bite his dumbass friend's head off.

 

[Jibsta69]

He’s doing it right. Say stupid unrealistic shit so people talk about it. A chimp would go for the kill and rip your limbs, face, testicles off the second it feels pain or feels threaten.

 

[TITS]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO7uhq4jfoA if you wanna see a dude wrestle a chimpanzee.

I'll bet that chimpanzee had all its teeth removed and was shot up full of sedatives.

 

[checktheknuckles]

How much does a fully grown chimp weigh on average??

It don't fuckin matter. It will fuck Bo up and Jon jones for that matter. They ain't losing no fight to a ufc fighter.

 

[Portland8242]

i love these animal fight threads. Always gotta be that one guy arguing that humans can actually beat anything.

The sad truth is we lose to just about everything. Honestly I think something as small as a wolverine could easily dispatch a human within minutes.

 

[checktheknuckles]

What? Where did I ever say I could wrestle a chimp? A chimp would destroy any man alive. Their bite force is like 1300 PSI. Humans are like 175. A chimp would literally crush a human's bones with their bite force. Pit bulls are like 300 PSI.
A chimps bite force is stronger than a tiger. Plus chimps are basically giant jerks too. They will kill other chimps and steal their babies to eat them!

To be fair, most males will kill the offspring of the females that isn't theirs. Some will eat them. In fact when I was a kid I had a bulldog and when she had puppies I think they all died but I saw her eating one of them. They were already dead.

 

[Dana's Conscience]

Sure thing, Bo

(Mods, this was on Oprah)

 

[LostMyBlackBelt]

Here's one of Bo's essays that he got an A- for

That would get an F in Florida. DeSantis and his goofs want to teach that Rosa Parks just did not want to give up her seat, there was not racial component to it at all, there was no segregation according to the new GOP snowflake history.

 

[emefer]

I asked chatgpt to do commentary on a bo vs chimp fight. This is what it spit out.

 

[Aurelian]

Just give Bo a microphone he'll say anything.

 

[Iroh]

you realize there are more than one kind of physical leverage, right? when it comes to grabbing things and wrapping their arms around them and ripping at things, they have immense leverage. just the way their arms and hands are build and the tendons attach, means they have immense leverage in the arms and hands. the arms, after all, are a lever. a longer arm is a longer lever. longer fingers, are longer levers.

again, if any fighter or wrestler wants to have a go at one of these animals, go ahead. could make some money with it as well because people would watch.

If you can't figure out that this is a very powerful build, it seems kinda hopeless.

Also LOL at the supposed weak short legs.

 

[FilipEmoFights]

Ok so if the Chimp can somehow operate without the intention of ripping his dick off and crushing the guys forehead with one bite and actually competing under an MMA Ruleset
I don’t think it would be physically impossible for someone maybe like Tyson, Wilder, Ngannou, Fury to KO one as they still are animals which need their brain to be operating in order for their body to function so I can see a Heavyweight with crazy punching power able to subdue it for a certain amount of time but this is only in the hypothetical scenario where a Chimpanzee is adhering to the rules of MMA in which the Chimp is at a disadvantage due to the skills a Fighter has developed in order to compete in the sport, but it would still be like if we threw Sean in there with Francis in terms of skill vs strength

Otherwise there ain’t a BJJ move that is going to help save your life when the Chimp can break your leg with one arm and then slam you like the Hulk did to Loki with your other leg.

You should be considered the winner if you somehow get out of an armed scenario with your genitals intact.

It’s going to take a special athlete like Jon Jones on a cocaine induced dead Hooker/pregnant lady bender in order to successfully beat a Chimp in any facet of combat.

If it’s Jon Jones vs a Chimp, I get it, we should be concerned for the Chimp and that Primate is not leaving the octagon with its Nuts attached to its body. Jon is the Final form of a Chimp and Human evolution, all of the Homo-Sugapian Species will eventually evolve into the perfect form of Jonny Bones.

 

[FilipEmoFights]

If you can't figure out that this is a very powerful build, it seems kinda hopeless.


I’m not even trying to be funny, but this is what Khabib looked like in the Gaetje fight. The dude is just thick in places you do not see everyday.

Also LOL at the supposed weak short legs.

 

[Why So Serious]

TS had me at Andy Wang.

 

[emefer]

If you can't figure out that this is a very powerful build, it seems kinda hopeless.

Also LOL at the supposed weak short legs.

They’re fucking rocks. I don’t know it’s possible to test their strength accurately as how can you get an animal to do so. No human is going to be a match for a chimp in battle. We’re slower weaker primates that should use our big brains to avoid being killed by one and embarrassing the human race.

 

[FilipEmoFights]

Sure thing, Bo

(Mods, this was on Oprah)

This ain’t WMMA

 

[dc007]

He's trying to get you to talk about him and it's working.

 

[emefer]

He's trying to get you to talk about him and it's working.

I mean if he’s trying to get people to call him bobo

 

[dc007]

I mean if he’s trying to get people to call him bobo

He just wants attention. He doesn't care if people think he's stupid because he's not fighting a chimp.

 

[emefer]

He just wants attention. He doesn't care if people think he's stupid because he's not fighting a chimp.

It wouldn’t be a fight. It’d be a slaughter