BJJ Quotes

[platfox]

Bump lol... I got to add this because it WAS awesome.

Draculino in response to the possibility of his name being used to promote a seminar that may have frauds in it.

He looked me straight in my eyes...and his face tightened causing the mood to get serious...and he said...
"Listen to me........My name is not a bone to be carried in a dogs mouth"

...classic.

points for it being off the cuff as well. not written in a book or said in a video.

 

[POPPA ROTZEE]

points for it being off the cuff as well. not written in a book or said in a video.

lol exactly...and he's full of these.

 

[Ninjamurf]

I've always been partial to this "description" of BJJ that is posted in our academy...

White Belt-You are just learning the words. You do not always fully understand them, but you are starting to build a vocabulary. You can sometimes get your point across with a single word, or two strung together, but that is usually by accident.

Blue Belt-You have built up your word vocabulary, and are starting to use sentences. They are not always well punctuated, and are most often very simple. You are starting to notice the intricacies of those who write well, but are not yet able to match their abilities.

Purple Belt-You have a good understanding of how sentences are put together, and are finding ways to say the same thing using different approaches. You are working on proper grammar, and can now start to put together well structured paragraphs. Your individual style is also starting to come through.

Brown Belt-Your style and writing ability are very well established. You are more than capable of writing a book.

Black Belt-Poetry.

 

[Senshi]

Saulo Ribeiro's definition of BJJ " the art that a small guy, without hitting you, without trying to humiliate you, is going to prove that no matter how strong you are, no matter how mad you get you going to have to accept defeat"

on the fundamentals of BJJ

"if you think you late, if you late you muscle, if you muscle you get tired and if you get tired you die. when you die is when you tap"

 

[jackmefrosty]

this turned out to be an awesome thread ... cool quotes and some loud ass laughs lol

 

[jackmefrosty]

"If got big balls, put 'em to de side." -- John Machado, a long time ago when someone complained about hurting their balls while doing an armbar.

lol

 

[ChrisPayne]

"Big guys, they grow on trees" Rickson Gracie

 

[hocky]

''Porra''

 

[POPPA ROTZEE]

"Jiu-Jitsu makes me powerful...it makes me 1000 times more powerful than you...it makes my professor 100 times more powerful than me......so....you definitely don't want to fuck with my professor "

 

[xMTDx]

'Jiu Jitsu is a conversation between two people....if you are too aggressive the other person will respond the same, so make it like a debate, where you are firm in your convictions but eloquent in your delivery, succeeding by technique and respect so that your opponent can learn something too without anger and ego'

 

[lechien]

'Jiu Jitsu is a conversation between two people....if you are too aggressive the other person will respond the same, so make it like a debate, where you are firm in your convictions but eloquent in your delivery, succeeding by technique and respect so that your opponent can learn something too without anger and ego'

Who said that?

 

[xMTDx]

^^^^
My humble BJJ instructor Ryan Dunstan, a purple under Matt Cooper and Anthony Perosh in the Machado lineage.
A VERY good purple. I can hang with other purples but I just feel like I'm in slow motion with him, he uses no strength, just effortless and smooth.

 

[Count]

"He's telling me this, about my wife? I'm sorry sir, but I'm going to break your leg."

-Bas

 

[FlameBoy]

Some of the stalwarts of mma forums may well recognise the teaching of a well know guy from the underground - Faixa Rua.

Here are a sample of his musings on our, and his beloved sport.

-thoughts on different bjj belts
blue belt=gonna submit most beginner ease include guys from karate and kung fu.blue belt able not get hurt if fight muscle head steroidy on beach or outside club.

purple belt=he nasty guy.gonna be able smash people.SMASH THEM.

brown belt=able twist evryone up real good and still not breath heavy.he not even gonna fight in street no more incase he kill someone.

blackbelt=professor.sometime nice sometime if upset bit dangerous.if pass his guarde he gonna be upset so careful.some blackbelt
crazy other nice guy.some gonna contrate on vale tudo,other gonna teach jiu jitsu for student.some gonna be very technical other just tough if guy both he gonna do well in mundial.

ALL CAN DEFEN USING BEST FIGHT IN WORLD

 

[FlameBoy]

Faixa Rua statements regarding thai-jitsu club in the UK.

if this happen in Rio there gonna be blood all up
walls if dojo.how dare this people question the
hability of purple belt.frens purple belt is belt of
destruct an pain.a belt for honour gracie family
in fight against karate cocks who now even my
Granmother she know kata do not work so now
these cocks,THESE COCKS they think they can teach
jiu jitsu.We smash these ***s in Brasil many years ago
but now we have the henglish version with
10 Dan.hegard this 10 dan:even maeda was not this
grade,but guy with yellow toe nails in Yorkshire he hav?
no no no .
I will not comment on guy with knife becorse he need mental
help an I not gonna bully retard.

 

[POPPA ROTZEE]

Faixa Rua statements regarding thai-jitsu club in the UK.

if this happen in Rio there gonna be blood all up
walls if dojo.how dare this people question the
hability of purple belt.frens purple belt is belt of
destruct an pain.a belt for honour gracie family
in fight against karate cocks who now even my
Granmother she know kata do not work so now
these cocks,THESE COCKS they think they can teach
jiu jitsu.We smash these ***s in Brasil many years ago
but now we have the henglish version with
10 Dan.hegard this 10 dan:even maeda was not this
grade,but guy with yellow toe nails in Yorkshire he hav?
no no no .
I will not comment on guy with knife becorse he need mental
help an I not gonna bully retard.

it sounds like hes using a free online translator... You know the ones that mix the words up some times lol

 

[FlameBoy]

Faixas' experiences at the Mundials this year.

I at Mundials for celebrate the sport
I love with many other fighters an I having great time.
yesterday I went to surf in America for firs time.
I had small problem with one guy though.when I was
at break this guy he keep a look at me so I say "hey you
ugly cock what wrong?" and he jus keep look like
my pitbull after it eat purple puke on pavement after mistake it for acai.
when I go to drop in this guy he drop in in front of me!
He shout "this is my spot brew,foreigners not allowed here man"
I say "fren,I not call brew,I am faixa! How you think the ocean it
belong for anyone? An I not foregnir I Brasilian man an you look like
Mexican ***got to me! In the name of Rickson Gracie I challenge you
to fight. at this moment I smash him in mouth an then jump on him an drag him to beach.When we get to beach he start shouting for his frens so I
go for far side arm bar but he defen so I change to brabo choke!
as this guy is get sleep I say " I choke you in name of jiu jitsu an for
freedom of ocean Mr American Mexicano,if I ever see you again i break
you arm!"

I now look forward for mundial frens!

 

[Nati Pride]

"if we fight for money ill stop hitting you when you ask me to if we fight for pride ill stop hitting you when i want to"

rickson gracie

 

[lechien]

^^^^
My humble BJJ instructor Ryan Dunstan, a purple under Matt Cooper and Anthony Perosh in the Machado lineage.
A VERY good purple. I can hang with other purples but I just feel like I'm in slow motion with him, he uses no strength, just effortless and smooth.

It is a great quote.

 

[lightw8]

"if we fight for money ill stop hitting you when you ask me to if we fight for pride ill stop hitting you when i want to"

rickson gracie

man, to even have 1/100 of Rickson's grappling ability I will smile.