BJJ Quotes

[platfox]

Okay, nevermind, I'll just write about lions and elephants.

"Crouching Lion Hidden Elephant" A+ paper, gauranteed.

 

[georgejjr]

Tell that to the mice (mythbusters elephant vs mouse)

Actually they point out that the elephant didn't seem freaked out. Maybe it just didn't want to step on the mouse, the way some people will change their stride to avoid stepping on bugs or worms. Obviously more investigation is needed, and I think Sherdog should send me on a fact finding expedition (all expenses paid) to Africa to continue this investigation :wink:

 

[Eric Renzo NH]

Sometimes I just want to be with my family and watch movie and eat some popcorn. But when I step on the mat I know there is no other place I'd rather be. -Marcelo

 

[POPPA ROTZEE]

"Jiu-Jitsu is like a small gun....If you had never seen it before...you'd have NO idea how powerful it was."

 

[XeroTalent]

"It's not gay if you don't make eye contact"

 

[POPPA ROTZEE]

"How do you control water? How do you move concrete? This too is the riddle of defeating Jiu-Jitsu!"

 

[POPPA ROTZEE]

"Nobody's tuff unconscious"

or

"Its hard to be tuff while you're unconscious"

 

[POPPA ROTZEE]

"Your only as tuff as your carotid arteries"

 

[POPPA ROTZEE]

"Jiu jitsu is like chess, except with choking"

 

[Jimmy Cerra]

Actually they point out that the elephant didn't seem freaked out. Maybe it just didn't want to step on the mouse, the way some people will change their stride to avoid stepping on bugs or worms. Obviously more investigation is needed, and I think Sherdog should send me on a fact finding expedition (all expenses paid) to Africa to continue this investigation :wink:

Dailymotion - Mouse v elephant, a video from krupis. mouse, elephant

 

[POPPA ROTZEE]

"You can never master Jiu-Jitsu...but hopefully one day it can master you"

 

[Jimmy Cerra]

"You can never master Jiu-Jitsu...but hopefully one day it can master you"

Actually, I believe the opposite. My instructor always said that you don't conform to jiu-jitsu. You conform jiu-jitsu to you.

 

[POPPA ROTZEE]

Actually, I believe the opposite. My instructor always said that you don't conform to jiu-jitsu. You conform jiu-jitsu to you.

Um...thats what that quote means. lol..you just worded it differently.

If you "Mastered Jiu-Jitsu...you conformed yourself to it....but if Jiu-Jitsu masters YOU....it has conformed to YOU."

 

[Jimmy Cerra]

Um...thats what that quote means. lol..you just worded it differently.

If you "Mastered Jiu-Jitsu...you conformed yourself to it....but if Jiu-Jitsu masters YOU....it has conformed to YOU."

*head explodes*

 

[POPPA ROTZEE]

*head explodes*

lol

 

[POPPA ROTZEE]

*head explodes*

Stupid double posts

 

[aicdan2000]

One of my favorates....

If you think, you are late. If you are late, you use strength. If you use strength, you tire. If you tire, you die.

- The great Saulo Ribeiro

 

[POPPA ROTZEE]

Visual for the..

"I'm a Shark, The ground is my ocean...and most people can't even swim"

 

[TyroneSlothrop**]

Visual for the..

"I'm a Shark, The ground is my ocean...and most people can't even swim"

that's actually a pretty cool poster... i like

 

[POPPA ROTZEE]

that's actually a pretty cool poster... i like

Thanks..I made it in photoshop