BJJ Quotes

[POPPA ROTZEE]

All the hours spent watching TV will be replaced by training. Instead of your good smelling girlfriend, you will be rolling around with bad smelling, sweaty men. Your ears will become deformed until they look like cauliflowers. Your fingers will become callous and your joints will hurt, your knees and ankles will never be the same again. Yet, you will be able to practice this sport jiu-jitsu and you WILL love it!

 

[POPPA ROTZEE]

"If size mattered, the elephant would be the king of the jungle."

Rickson Gracie

 

[POPPA ROTZEE]

"Pain is the best instructor, but no one wants to go to his class." Hong Hi Choi

 

[POPPA ROTZEE]

"I have learned - that you can keep going long after you can't." unknown

 

[ToBeTheOne**]

*After he knocks his opponent out*

"JIU-JITS-SU!!! JIU-JITS-SU!!! JIU-JITS-SU!!! - Vitor Belfort

 

[platfox]

here's one from the global martial arts's website.

95% of all physical confrontations end up on the ground, 99% start standing up and 100% don't ever have to start.

 

[Damien Karras]

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.

-Helio Gracie

that made me laugh. I'm at work and people are wondering why I'm laughing.

 

[Bram Wiley]

"You know a thousand moves, and you suck at every one." Carlson Gracie

 

[Bram Wiley]

"You know a thousand moves, and you suck at every one." Carlson Gracie

 

[Cardio]

"Sorry Zulu"

 

[georgejjr]

"If size mattered, the elephant would be the king of the jungle."

Rickson Gracie

The funny thing is, lions get out of the way when elephants come by. There's one place in Africa where lions will sometimes attack and kill adult elephants, but its always a whole pride of lions against a single elephant - when the elephant herd (or even a second elephant) shows up the lions scatter. Size seems to matter in the jungle too :icon_twis

 

[Belatucadros]

The funny thing is, lions get out of the way when elephants come by. There's one place in Africa where lions will sometimes attack and kill adult elephants, but its always a whole pride of lions against a single elephant - when the elephant herd (or even a second elephant) shows up the lions scatter. Size seems to matter in the jungle too :icon_twis

Tell that to the mice (mythbusters elephant vs mouse)

 

[POPPA ROTZEE]

The funny thing is, lions get out of the way when elephants come by. There's one place in Africa where lions will sometimes attack and kill adult elephants, but its always a whole pride of lions against a single elephant - when the elephant herd (or even a second elephant) shows up the lions scatter. Size seems to matter in the jungle too :icon_twis

lol

 

[BruceCalavera**]

What happened to that arguement about the tiger and the elephant in the last quotes thread? Hilarious!!!


Woops, I guess I didn't read far enough. My bad.

 

[LocalNmass]

position before submission

 

[Super.Froggy]

OH no not the elephant thing again hahaha

 

[georgejjr]

OH no not the elephant thing again hahaha

Here's a joke that was on a different forum on this topic:

A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared,

 

[Super.Froggy]

hahaha

 

[Jimmy Cerra]

Here's a joke that was on a different forum on this topic:

A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared,

 

[BreezerD**]

Okay, nevermind, I'll just write about lions and elephants.