Best revenge story?

[Lycandroid]

You had that dude in a real panic lolololol. Saw them in 2006, one of the best live shows I've ever been to. Those dudes love what they do, it shows in their sets, they have a great time.

This is a great story.

I would have sent the money back if I could see the look his face when he realized what was going on.

One of the most underrated bands I can think of and all great guys.

 

[KBE6EKCTAH_CCP]

IDK why everyone is giving shit to TS. It‘s crazy enough that he made a thead about it. But it‘s not crazy enough that it never happened.

One thing just occured to me though, TS, if they fucked around with your gear, they left their gear unattended for you to fuck with it? They must have known you could pull the kind of retaliation you rightfully pulled.

 

[Meatspin]

I got ripped off by a contractor on a job that took over a month. I was young and dumb rather than going to court I was able to get in touch with the singer of his favorite band (Neil Fallon of Clutch) I got Neil to send him a video telling what a piece of shit he is and for him to pay me or he will be banned from Clutch shows for life.

I got my money the very next day.


This one didn't happen to me but I thought was funny enough to be worth sharing.

There was a guy in Calgary from a fairly well known power metal band who was fired from his band after it had come out that he was abusing his wife, I saw some of the leaked messages as well as had interacted with the guy previously. The guy is a piece of shit of the highest order. Anyway he gets divorced, kicked out of the band and ostracized from the metal community.

Fast foward to today the band announces their return with none other than his ex wife taking his place as singer of the band. So not only did she get half his shit, but she also took his career and his band ! That is some sweet justice if I ever saw it.

What band is that?

 

[Natural Order]

What’s your best revenge story? I got a good one from yesterday. After, I want to hear yours.

My cousin and I were out of town, snowmobiling in a new area. Towards the end of the night, we were at a warming shelter when the crowd of locals got hostile. They were super drunk and looking for a fight. One of them poured a beer in my helmet and then were trying to fight me but we were outnumbered 6-2 so we got out of there.

On the way out, they never chased us. They stayed in the shelter so we started our sleds and my cousin grabbed a rope. We took all of their helmets and keys with us when we left. He tied the rope through all the chin straps so we could carry 5 helmets lol. It was -10. I left my beer soaked helmet there with the others we discarded and grabbed the one similar, in my size cord and all and wore it home. The rest we discarded in the woods along with the keys, pretty far from the shack in the trees because we had a pretty long ride back to the hotel.

Anyways, I gotta buy a new helmet because I find it gross that this is someone else’s but they got what was coming to them for trying to pick on some out of towners and we got the last laugh. Genuinely wonder how they got home. Now I have this poor shape helmet as a backup I guess..

That's a pure Canadian story right there boy!

 

[ThaiSexPills]

IDK why everyone is giving shit to TS. It‘s crazy enough that he made a thead about it. But it‘s not crazy enough that it never happened.

One thing just occured to me though, TS, if they fucked around with your gear, they left their gear unattended for you to fuck with it? They must have known you could pull the kind of retaliation you rightfully pulled.

They were so drunk, they were slurring. I don’t think they had the presence of mind to think of that. I was surprised they didn’t bring their helmets in at all to warm up but it was a small shack with limited space and most people run heated shields now anyways

Those dudes absolutely should not have been driving. It’s kind of fucked up to think we share the trails with people in that state on high powered machines to boot. I don’t mind having a couple of beer but that’s just stupid. That’s the reason there’s trail cops in many places harassing us now

 

[Natural Order]

Well....I own a freight brokerage with a few asset based options.

About 3 years ago there was a customer that owed us about $25,000. Which is a decent chunk. We had been trying to get them to pay it for some time. But they had been refusing and demanding that we agree to take 30 cents on the dollar or they were just going to declare bankruptcy. But they were not on the brink of insolvency. They were just fucking at it. We did not agree, and we deactivated their on line platform so they could not ship any more until we were paid. But they got cute and decided to create a manual BOL listing us as the bill to party on one last shipment. This meant we would still get the freight bill from the carrier even though we had effectively cut them off. Fucking Choads.

Unfortunately for them though, they sent the freight to their customers old address. And since they put us as the bill to party, the carrier contacted us when they could not deliver. We instructed the carrier to deliver to our warehouse. Then we waited. We knew it would not be long, because this was a good $80,000 worth of vibration analysis equipment sitting in our bay. And it was destined for by far their largest customer.

About 2 days later when their customer was screaming for the freight, they called the carrier and asked where it was. The carrier informed them it was directed to our warehouse after the delivery address was invalid. They screamed at the carrier and demanded to know why they weren't called. But the PAYING PARTY must authorize all changes.

Now this company....that tried to dick us over for even more money by squeaking this shipment through, has to call us up to get us to release this product. At first they try to get it done without even mentioning the fact that the owe us 25K and tried to dick us even further. But the office is ready for the call and they forward it to me. I calmly explain we will be more than happy to release the freight once their balance, which now included storage fees, is cleared in full - via wire.

They scream, they yell, they promise to give me some now then pay the rest later. No dice. They threaten to get their lawyers involved...go right ahead....Nothing illegal is going on here. They threaten to call the police and fly down to our fucking warehouse themselves....No problem..... Let me know when they are coming and I'll have the police here when they arrive. They are apoplectic and just screaming. I hang up. The owner calls me up 10 minutes later and asks to pay by credit card. But I insist on a wire given the balance and their behavior up to this point. More yelling and screaming. I hang up again.

About an hour and a half later I get the wire for everything.

I don't know if revenge is the right word for it. But that was very, VERY satisfying.

Great story, nice win.

 

[Deaths Head]

I had an altercation with some punk and his goons in high school over something I forget ? He walked around like he was going to do something for weeks I didn’t want to get into trouble because I had already gave some bully harassing me the entire day in between every class a DDT Jake the Snake style on school grounds in the pavement while everyone was boarding their busses going home after I decked him he had rocks implanted in his forehead as he got up .

The other guy weeks later I followed him and found out his little gangs routine ( his family was known to be scum ) and I had someone in a car shoot him in the belly with a very powerful BB gun / pellet type and I watched him drop to the ground in pain as we drove away as his little gang looked on . He got off easy .

 

[Lycandroid]

What band is that?

Glyph



here is some context



They were a good band, and the bassist Darrin is an awesome dude hopefully with the vocalist change they can keep going strong.

 

[Meatspin]

Glyph



here is some context



They were a good band, and the bassist Darrin is an awesome dude hopefully with the vocalist change they can keep going strong.

Cheers, I’ll have a read

 

[volodya]

Well....I own a freight brokerage with a few asset based options.

About 3 years ago there was a customer that owed us about $25,000. Which is a decent chunk. We had been trying to get them to pay it for some time. But they had been refusing and demanding that we agree to take 30 cents on the dollar or they were just going to declare bankruptcy. But they were not on the brink of insolvency. They were just fucking at it. We did not agree, and we deactivated their on line platform so they could not ship any more until we were paid. But they got cute and decided to create a manual BOL listing us as the bill to party on one last shipment. This meant we would still get the freight bill from the carrier even though we had effectively cut them off. Fucking Choads.

Unfortunately for them though, they sent the freight to their customers old address. And since they put us as the bill to party, the carrier contacted us when they could not deliver. We instructed the carrier to deliver to our warehouse. Then we waited. We knew it would not be long, because this was a good $80,000 worth of vibration analysis equipment sitting in our bay. And it was destined for by far their largest customer.

About 2 days later when their customer was screaming for the freight, they called the carrier and asked where it was. The carrier informed them it was directed to our warehouse after the delivery address was invalid. They screamed at the carrier and demanded to know why they weren't called. But the PAYING PARTY must authorize all changes.

Now this company....that tried to dick us over for even more money by squeaking this shipment through, has to call us up to get us to release this product. At first they try to get it done without even mentioning the fact that the owe us 25K and tried to dick us even further. But the office is ready for the call and they forward it to me. I calmly explain we will be more than happy to release the freight once their balance, which now included storage fees, is cleared in full - via wire.

They scream, they yell, they promise to give me some now then pay the rest later. No dice. They threaten to get their lawyers involved...go right ahead....Nothing illegal is going on here. They threaten to call the police and fly down to our fucking warehouse themselves....No problem..... Let me know when they are coming and I'll have the police here when they arrive. They are apoplectic and just screaming. I hang up. The owner calls me up 10 minutes later and asks to pay by credit card. But I insist on a wire given the balance and their behavior up to this point. More yelling and screaming. I hang up again.

About an hour and a half later I get the wire for everything.

I don't know if revenge is the right word for it. But that was very, VERY satisfying.

I like this one!

I also have a story, but not exactly revenge, too.; About 10 years ago or so my girl and I were working on Ted 2 up outside of Boston when I decided to go back home before her. When I got back to Brooklyn, and I wanted to roll a joint, I discovered ALL of our weed we were selling was gone, and the not hard to find cash was still there. So then I got drunk, started thinking how weird it was how her old roommate this argentinian scumbag had texted her a few days prior asking if we wanted to hang out and she told him we were out of town. So, I texted him, just asking if he knew if there were video cameras downstairs (we were on the second floor of a walk up and there was in fact a video camera pointed at the shop next door), and he better come clean or I will hurt him. I insinuated that i had the video but I doubt it even existed lo, i just had a feeling. He broke pretty quickly once I told him I'd do my best to get him deported and then I had to take the subway to the upper east side to gather...he left an envelope full of loot with his door man and wouldn't even talk to me LOL

 

[whocares]

Had a toxic bff situation in high school who made a habit of cockblocking all of my romantic pursuits. I confronted him about it and he owned up to it but his explanation was he couldn't help it, if he saw a young lady vibing with me he took as a competition. Which is fucked up for a supposed friend. He did other shady shit to me too and eventually we weren't so close anymore. I was fine with leaving it alone and moving on but he kept turning into a bigger douchebag and any sense I may have had of turning the other cheek towards all of his bullshit vanished.

So I was the only one who knew that he had been piping another fellas lady for quite some time. I wasn't really friends with the other guy but I knew him and I hung out in the same circles he did. I may have let the news slip out one day and it didn't take long to get back to the betrayed bf. Not much longer after that my former friend got his fucking ass whooped for it. Got a black eye, needed stiches to sew his lip together and lost a tooth. Also this gal was SI Swimsuit level hot and that was over too. Oops, did i do that?? lol

He knew I dimed him out and I didn't hide it from him. I was trying to goad him into a fight at that point but he wouldn't bite on it. He has hated me every day of his life since then, I've seen him here and there over the years and he has actually brought this shit up decades later lol. I ran into him last year at one of my gigs, I went over to say whats up and he cold shouldered me and scurried out of the venue. 25 years later. I think it's hilarious that I still own all this space in his head, and that he could never accept how all of his shitty bullshit led to the karma that came back on him. And I would have never betrayed his secret if he was just a little bit less of a scumbag. Best friend or worst enemy. Your choice, dick.

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

I remember playing junior basketball when I was around 14 against a guy from school, we mutually disliked each other, his older brother was a cunt too. The brother was on the sidelines jawing at me, I couldn't hear what he said but i looked at him and he's like "yeah I'm talking to you mate" and I flipped him off.

Anyway later in the game his little bro was on a fast break and i was in hot pursuit. He went to lay it in and I swatted it out of bounds, best block I've ever gotten in my life, was epic. Then I went on to hit the game winner with a few seconds left ha ha

 

[cooks1]

I remember playing junior basketball when I was around 14 against a guy from school, we mutually disliked each other, his older brother was a cunt too. The brother was on the sidelines jawing at me, I couldn't hear what he said but i looked at him and he's like "yeah I'm talking to you mate" and I flipped him off.

Anyway later in the game his little bro was on a fast break and i was in hot pursuit. He went to lay it in and I swatted it out of bounds, best block I've ever gotten in my life, was epic. Then I went on to hit the game winner with a few seconds left ha ha

Nice. Athletic rivalries are the best. I was a pretty big time wrestler and cross country runner in HS. Amongst the best in the state. There was a guy from another school named JB. JB was my kryptonite. He beat me in every cross country race and every wrestling match we were ever in. He was was basically just an upgrade of me. Slightly bigger, slightly taller, slightly faster. Slightly better looking. This shit went on for 4 fucking years. I wrestled him 11 times in 4 years. 0-11.

I made a quantum leap forward my junior year and thought I had him in the regional finals. But he tied me in the last seconds and then pinned me in OT for extra humiliation. Fortunately he got a lot bigger between our junior and senior years, and he went up 2 weight classes to my 1. So I was able to go unbeaten that year....... except of course for the Kiwanis tournament and Sunshine State games....where I went up a weight to try and get my revenge against JB. He wrecked me in the Kiwanis and I got beat before I could get to him in the Sunshine State games.

There is no revenge story here. JB retired unbeaten against me...My superior in every way. Even his girlfriends were better looking than mine back then. I know where he is and what he is doing now.....And he is probably making more money than me. Generational wealth there. But he is definitely fatter and I still have all my hair... so I will take that small consolation.

 

[Long Dark Blues]

There was one from a while back of some lady in India that had been raped, and then she cut her rapists head off with a sythe or a sickle and was found carrying it.

If I remember correctly.

Always thought that was bad-ass.

Only way it could've been more bad-ass is if it wasn't a revenge story and she hacked the dude's head off as he was trying to rape instead of after.

 

[AFanNotAFighter]

There was a post like this years ago and I wrote what I did and everyone said it was mean and I was a dick. Well, all I can say is be careful who you mess with.

 

[Thrawn33]

You had that dude in a real panic lolololol. Saw them in 2006, one of the best live shows I've ever been to. Those dudes love what they do, it shows in their sets, they have a great time.

This is a great story.

Clutch was a favorite of the wrestling team way back in the day.

Binge and Purge was a big warmup song

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

Nice. Athletic rivalries are the best. I was a pretty big time wrestler and cross country runner in HS. Amongst the best in the state. There was a guy from another school named JB. JB was my kryptonite. He beat me in every cross country race and every wrestling match we were ever in. He was was basically just an upgrade of me. Slightly bigger, slightly taller, slightly faster. Slightly better looking. This shit went on for 4 fucking years. I wrestled him 11 times in 4 years. 0-11.

I made a quantum leap forward my junior year and thought I had him in the regional finals. But he tied me in the last seconds and then pinned me in OT for extra humiliation. Fortunately he got a lot bigger between our junior and senior years, and he went up 2 weight classes to my 1. So I was able to go unbeaten that year....... except of course for the Kiwanis tournament and Sunshine State games....where I went up a weight to try and get my revenge against JB. He wrecked me in the Kiwanis and I got beat before I could get to him in the Sunshine State games.

There is no revenge story here. JB retired unbeaten against me...My superior in every way. Even his girlfriends were better looking than mine back then. I know where he is and what he is doing now.....And he is probably making more money than me. Generational wealth there. But he is definitely fatter and I still have all my hair... so I will take that small consolation.

Damn man that a hell of a story. Well trying to beat JB I'm sure improved you as a person and you'll have those wrestling skills your whole life and be confident in defending yourself, that's certainly something.

 

[Fedorgasm]

As a very young man I learned about being friend-zoned the hard way. I was totally in love with this chick so I became her friend just to be around her. When I finally worked up the courage to make my move, she rejected me.

The worst part is that she then started dating this loser who basically took her virginity by force.

Anyhoo, we lost touch, fast forward 20 years and she finds me online. Her husband kept cheating so she divorced him, now she's a single mom and wants to know if I'm single. I answer the question by going on and on about how great my wife is and how everything just worked out for us.

Never heard from her again.

It was petty. She didn't deserve to have it rubbed in her face like that. She never did anything wrong. If she didn't want me then she didn't want me. That's life.

But damn did it ever feel good.

I'm a bad person

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

 

[shunyata]

Well....I own a freight brokerage with a few asset based options.

About 3 years ago there was a customer that owed us about $25,000. Which is a decent chunk. We had been trying to get them to pay it for some time. But they had been refusing and demanding that we agree to take 30 cents on the dollar or they were just going to declare bankruptcy. But they were not on the brink of insolvency. They were just fucking at it. We did not agree, and we deactivated their on line platform so they could not ship any more until we were paid. But they got cute and decided to create a manual BOL listing us as the bill to party on one last shipment. This meant we would still get the freight bill from the carrier even though we had effectively cut them off. Fucking Choads.

Unfortunately for them though, they sent the freight to their customers old address. And since they put us as the bill to party, the carrier contacted us when they could not deliver. We instructed the carrier to deliver to our warehouse. Then we waited. We knew it would not be long, because this was a good $80,000 worth of vibration analysis equipment sitting in our bay. And it was destined for by far their largest customer.

About 2 days later when their customer was screaming for the freight, they called the carrier and asked where it was. The carrier informed them it was directed to our warehouse after the delivery address was invalid. They screamed at the carrier and demanded to know why they weren't called. But the PAYING PARTY must authorize all changes.

Now this company....that tried to dick us over for even more money by squeaking this shipment through, has to call us up to get us to release this product. At first they try to get it done without even mentioning the fact that the owe us 25K and tried to dick us even further. But the office is ready for the call and they forward it to me. I calmly explain we will be more than happy to release the freight once their balance, which now included storage fees, is cleared in full - via wire.

They scream, they yell, they promise to give me some now then pay the rest later. No dice. They threaten to get their lawyers involved...go right ahead....Nothing illegal is going on here. They threaten to call the police and fly down to our fucking warehouse themselves....No problem..... Let me know when they are coming and I'll have the police here when they arrive. They are apoplectic and just screaming. I hang up. The owner calls me up 10 minutes later and asks to pay by credit card. But I insist on a wire given the balance and their behavior up to this point. More yelling and screaming. I hang up again.

About an hour and a half later I get the wire for everything.

I don't know if revenge is the right word for it. But that was very, VERY satisfying.

Not revenge, but deeply satisfying nonetheless.

A settling of accounts.