Best revenge story?

Fedorgasm said:
As a very young man I learned about being friend-zoned the hard way. I was totally in love with this chick so I became her friend just to be around her. When I finally worked up the courage to make my move, she rejected me.

The worst part is that she then started dating this loser who basically took her virginity by force.

Anyhoo, we lost touch, fast forward 20 years and she finds me online. Her husband kept cheating so she divorced him, now she's a single mom and wants to know if I'm single. I answer the question by going on and on about how great my wife is and how everything just worked out for us.

Never heard from her again.

It was petty. She didn't deserve to have it rubbed in her face like that. She never did anything wrong. If she didn't want me then she didn't want me. That's life.

But damn did it ever feel good.

I'm a bad person
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I wouldn't say you're a bad person from that.

Ungracious perhaps.

A bad person would have banged and ghosted the single mom.
 
One time my best friend and roommate of mine were taking an evening stroll around the Old Port in Portland, Maine. This drunk dude walked out a pizza place on the way to his truck and started a fight with us, even pushing my friend to the ground. We were not drinking however, and my buddy didn;t want to throw down beause fuck the other guy and "why would i get in a street fight? THere's concrete"

So we kept walking, goon got in his truck to bounce, and my friend who holds an absolutely devious grudge, calls 911 on this drunk driver. By the time we made it around the block we saw him pulled over going the wrong way on a one way street and he was handcuffed and the cops found his coke stash
 
TankAbbott4Eva said:
Damn man that a hell of a story. Well trying to beat JB I'm sure improved you as a person and you'll have those wrestling skills your whole life and be confident in defending yourself, that's certainly something.
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LOL-Yeah. The funny part is at the time, I took a lot of those losses very, very hard. Especially the close ones and the ones at the end. But now with the passage of time it's a great hilarious story that I love telling.
 
KBE6EKCTAH_CCP said:
IDK why everyone is giving shit to TS. It‘s crazy enough that he made a thead about it. But it‘s not crazy enough that it never happened.

One thing just occured to me though, TS, if they fucked around with your gear, they left their gear unattended for you to fuck with it? They must have known you could pull the kind of retaliation you rightfully pulled.
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Gear and keys.
 
ThaiSexPills said:
I wasn’t carrying a thermometer. It was -10 when we left in the day. I presume it was colder at night. Not sure how cold it was but it wasn’t warm
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I heard it was so cold it made shrinkage jealous.
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ThaiSexPills said:
What’s your best revenge story? I got a good one from yesterday. After, I want to hear yours.

My cousin and I were out of town, snowmobiling in a new area. Towards the end of the night, we were at a warming shelter when the crowd of locals got hostile. They were super drunk and looking for a fight. One of them poured a beer in my helmet and then were trying to fight me but we were outnumbered 6-2 so we got out of there.

On the way out, they never chased us. They stayed in the shelter so we started our sleds and my cousin grabbed a rope. We took all of their helmets and keys with us when we left. He tied the rope through all the chin straps so we could carry 5 helmets lol. It was -10. I left my beer soaked helmet there with the others we discarded and grabbed the one similar, in my size cord and all and wore it home. The rest we discarded in the woods along with the keys, pretty far from the shack in the trees because we had a pretty long ride back to the hotel.

Anyways, I gotta buy a new helmet because I find it gross that this is someone else’s but they got what was coming to them for trying to pick on some out of towners and we got the last laugh. Genuinely wonder how they got home. Now I have this poor shape helmet as a backup I guess..
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Did you kill any hockey players during all this?
 
Fedorgasm said:
As a very young man I learned about being friend-zoned the hard way. I was totally in love with this chick so I became her friend just to be around her. When I finally worked up the courage to make my move, she rejected me.

The worst part is that she then started dating this loser who basically took her virginity by force.

Anyhoo, we lost touch, fast forward 20 years and she finds me online. Her husband kept cheating so she divorced him, now she's a single mom and wants to know if I'm single. I answer the question by going on and on about how great my wife is and how everything just worked out for us.

Never heard from her again.

It was petty. She didn't deserve to have it rubbed in her face like that. She never did anything wrong. If she didn't want me then she didn't want me. That's life.

But damn did it ever feel good.

I'm a bad person
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You're not a bad person mate, I got friendzoned in a similar way and got rejected, that shit stays with you. I mean a random at a club rejecting you isn't so bad, someone who knows you well knocking you back hurts way more.

And really you gave the right answer anyway, made sure she knew that there was no chance you were considering her. And yeah I'm sure it felt good as well, but that's ok, I understand.
 
I believe you TS. There's a dive bar close to the job where we all go to as a shift before a long break. Run down area full of redneck wannabees and this is a state north of the Mason Dixon line. Have seen them start shit with people just minding their own business. They never fucked with us yet though since we're a pretty big group.

Not a revenge story, but funny....there's a couple black dudes on shift who always goes out with us. Whenever we get there and it's non stop country on the jukebox, someone will download the app they use and put on NWA for like 5 songs in a row just to watch the dirty looks they get since they think they shit on their hillbilly happy hour LOL Never gets old.
 
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