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  1. Ancient** Banned Banned

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    Anyone ever done this before? Good or bad experience?

    I'm not looking to have sex with the hooker just some bjs here and there

    No I can't just pick up a drunk h
    Girl cause I suck
     
  2. Merlotte's Gold Belt

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    I'm moving to Nevada in a week. I'll let you know.
     
  3. JonKunDo Postin 25/8

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    Sounds like a slippery slope tbh. Never done it, but I'd imagine the guilt of paying some desperado to suck me off would ruin any enjoyment.
     
  4. King Richard Christopher Hitchens Belt

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    I dated a girl who drove one... it was a piece of shit. but it was free from her folks, so whatever
     
  6. Nonsense Silver Belt

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    Yes you can pick up normal girls. Get some confidence and you'll be fine.

    From your brief post, I see you almost immediately falling in love with the escort and buying her increasingly extravagant gifts until you are a) bankrupt and b) receive a formal threat from your escort's employer.
     
  7. Phreaxer Black Belt

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    Dammit King Dick!


    lol
     
  8. PolishHeadlock Putin Belt Banned

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    Yup
     
  9. Cyke_out Brown Belt

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    I've gotten lap dances from strippers. and I've paid for dates that led to sex on the same night. Hookers are not that much different. I don't have any negative feelings to guys who want to just skip all the lead up and just get meaningless sex, as long as you know what you are getting into and you think you can handle it, then go ahead, it's no one's busniess but yours.
     
  10. FamousSFO Green Belt

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    So I can't make a thread of having a problem pooping, but this is fine?
     
  11. PolishHeadlock Putin Belt Banned

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    Grow up.

    TS hit hit up a wishy washy
     
  12. Phreaxer Black Belt

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    lmao.
    Different strokes...
     
  13. FamousSFO Green Belt

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    It was a serious thread I wasn't trying to be funny. I was actually getting insightful responses before it got deleted.
     
  14. Iroh The Dragon of the West Platinum Member

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    That must be one hell of a [​IMG].
     
  15. PalharesIsHulk** Blue Belt

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    Wow...

    This is hilarious especially with the first response.
     
  16. EZRA27 Blue Belt

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    Stop having dudes pack it in & it'll come out easier.

    TS, word is Tila Tequila is available for a price.
     
  17. RoryFan Wears Hats

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    I've been to a few countries that have legalised prostitution and sampled the local wares ^.^ Honestly nothing but good experiences, the sex is very mechanical and to the point which tbh is perfect the less emotion involved the better, save that for some one you actually care about. But as an act of pure sexual maintanence it sure beats the fuck out of jacking off.

    Strangely I've never even considered it at home A. it's illegal here and B. it just seems weird idk + chicks in England are normally 3/10 sl00ts any way =D
     
  18. PolishHeadlock Putin Belt Banned

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    Well the rules explicitly state no poop.

    Hookers are fair game.
     
  19. Merlotte's Gold Belt

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    Whenever I have given a person the anal they had to take a dump right afterwards. Its always awkward washing feces off your body while hearing someone poop just feet away.
     
  20. 0vary hugger** Banned Banned

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    Pennis?
    HA hah aha haha lol.Thats a good one.
     

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