been thinking about getting an escort

I pay for sex all the time.

When I'm away on business and I'm horny I just google search and pick up the phone.

It's so easy to get 10/10 totty for £80 for a full hour of whatever you damn want.

Remember: You don't pay for their company, you pay for them to leave.

Damn. £80 is cheap. Are you sure she was 10/10 or were you shitfaced?
 
I've been to a few countries that have legalised prostitution and sampled the local wares ^.^ Honestly nothing but good experiences, the sex is very mechanical and to the point which tbh is perfect the less emotion involved the better, save that for some one you actually care about. But as an act of pure sexual maintanence it sure beats the fuck out of jacking off.

Strangely I've never even considered it at home A. it's illegal here and B. it just seems weird idk + chicks in England are normally 3/10 sl00ts any way =D
Yeah if you are a Brit, or in the presence of Brita, you have no excuse if you don't get your dick wet. It is practically a guarantee, especially if alcohol ia involved.
 
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