been thinking about getting an escort

[Sum]

Go for it

 

[Iroh]

Pennis?
HA hah aha haha lol.Thats a good one.

I'd say it would qualify as a motivated BJ.

 

[cowboyjunkie]

^^^bj

if you suck at picking up girls then use the Internet.

it's easy.

 

[ToxicShocker]

make it your new years resolution to get a girlfriend. Try Match for a while. I did and I went out with like 5 chicks in 6 months, and bedded 3 of them. I deleted my account after a while cause all I was left with was gold-diggers that I couldn't acquire.

I'm not particularly good looking, and I don't drink or go to bars, so take that as a good indication that you can still get dates.

Paying for sex takes the fun out of it. You have to worry 10X more about Std's and you know that at the end of the night your still gonna be alone. Not to mention the fact that I think they are super expensive.

 

[Mooner]

I've never done it, but it might work out for you. Dating is not that much different either. You pay for dates etc for the end goal which is sex.

 

[SowingSeason]

I'm moving to Nevada in a week. I'll let you know.

NOOOOOOOO! Alaska swag FTW!

 

[Wow Exuberant**]

Stop having dudes pack it in & it'll come out easier.

TS, word is Tila Tequila is available for a price.

I've always thought that if I ever met Tila Tequila it would be easy to fuck her

http://tilatruthlies.blogspot.ie/2012/09/tila-tequila-is-hooker-crazy-days-and.html

 

[lion paw]

Anyone ever done this before? Good or bad experience?

I'm not looking to have sex with the hooker just some bjs here and there

No I can't just pick up a drunk h
Girl cause I suck

try going to a massage parlor or somethin'....

 

[Big Sissy]

try going to a massage parlor or somethin'....

Yeah if you want everything that happens to be on film. Ive heard they film everything in those places. At the very least you will be filmed walking in and out. Bad idea

 

[PolishHeadlock]

Yeah if you want everything that happens to be on film. Ive heard they film everything in those places. At the very least you will be filmed walking in and out. Bad idea

Fuck...

 

[IIIIIIII]

Yes you can pick up normal girls. Get some confidence and you'll be fine.

it's so basic, yet so many guys don't understand it.

they should seriously teach this kind of stuff in school, lol. so many guys don't understand male/female attraction.

 

[MSK1010]

im not the best looking guy in the world but i have confidence and a sense of humor and ive been able to get everysingle girl ive ever wanted to.

Its not difficult if your shy, drink.

if your ugly buy a nice outfit .

if your fat, work out.

if youve got money flaunt it.

if your a sweet guy act overly innocent.

if your old, you just need to go to the right places.

 

[Deleted member 405583]

Backpage.com. Good luck. Some girls arent who their pics suggest.

 

[bcordova]

It's a victimless crime.

 

[Astrovik]

Dude just go to a club/party and make sure you have a letterman. Bitches love lettermans especially drunk ones.

 

[SammyPops]

So I can't make a thread of having a problem pooping, but this is fine?

What happened to your thread?

TS- if all you want is a bj, hti a ghey bar.

.... I've heard that works ..... *cough cough*

*backs out of thread*

 

[QTdd**]

You stole my joke!

 

[Diktaattori]

If you're not a hidious beast, save your money. There's a lot of fat or unattractive girls around there, you can pretty much ask them straight if they'll, you know, some of them will slurp it up like no tomorrow.

Just have cheeseburgers ready afterwards.

 

[PolishHeadlock]

it's so basic, yet so many guys don't understand it.

they should seriously teach this kind of stuff in school, lol. so many guys don't understand male/female attraction.

Zeke's Chaingun actually had a pretty good thread for guys like TS not that long ago. When the search function is back I'll try to find it.

 

[SammyPops]

Fuck...

fuck .... fuck .... FUCK!