Beef and a big American "sorry" to our Canadian friends

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  1. Job Interview

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    I feel a bit badly that we eat so much beef, as it's culturally offensive to you people.
    I have great hespeck for my north of the border doggers so it's important to let you know we're not trying to make Canada uncomfortable.

    @Clippy and so forth
     
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    Chesten_Hesten The Wiener of Steel

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    Lack of beef drove them to open the first Sexdoll brothel I'm afraid.

    <Kpop775>
     
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    I dont get it.... are cows worshipped in canada or something?
     
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    Yoel Bromero Blue Belt

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    Do whatever you want bro, we'll just keep smiling and eating beavers to survive the winter.
     
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    Where’s the beef!?!
     
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    Clippy loves meatballs
     
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    Probably made with chicken, and roadkill.
     
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    Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    Is that why they put their milk in bags?
    Religious purposes?
     
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    canadian beef 12 million head of cattle
    us beef 95 million head of cattle

    Canadian population 36,000,000
    US population 325,000,000

    Canadian beef per people .33
    US beef per people .29
     
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    You forgot to mention how awesome Canadian beef is.
     
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    So you can quickly pop a straw into it and drink it while riding a moose.
     
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    Never had any, you should send me some for defending your peoples honor
     
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    I might have if you'd mentioned how awesome it is.
     
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    faustian THE LOOSE CANNON Platinum Member

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    TS why u start so many shit threads lately

    Are you on pots?????
     
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    Milgrim Australopithecus - not your average hominid Platinum Member

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    When asked world-wide what makes Canadian beef great, people told me it is Canada itself. The community of ranchers and farmers tend to the cattle and land with values that we all hold dear: honesty, hard work & resourcefulness. They base our practices on facts and what is proven. The quality beef is shaped by the land and enjoyed at family tables globally. It’s our landscape, cold climate, rich grasslands and fields, that all make for hardy herds.

    World-class standards are in our nature. We strive to establish and respect regulations for the good of us all. Safe quality beef is part of our Canadian culture.

    Raising beef is a craft spanning a history longer than Confederation. We take on the responsibility for the resources in our care. Stewardship is the mindset, sustainability the practice.
    A gathering of friends and family with beef on the grill is a simple pleasure and the Canadian way to nourish us, body and soul.

    Your community of over 68,000-strong beef farming and ranching families across the country express their heart-felt thanks for your love and loyalty for Canadian beef.
     
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    Ha, "Canadian beef", that's a good one. Hindus don't eat cows
     
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    So shit, you're posting in it.


    And yes, yes I am
     
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    So the beef is full of rocks and maple syrup?
     
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