BATMAN V SUPERMAN (Dragonlord's Review, post #1)

[MadSquabbles500]

MoS sucked but the way people talk about it, you'd think the movie actually showed Superman killing all the civilians.

I dont remember but did the Hulk in his two stand alone movies destroy a lot of structures in densely populated areas.

 

[Strange King]

Confirmed real. WTFFFF

Damn. I was scared of him on whiplash

 

[KnightTemplar]

More like

The two Hulks, two Thors, the Ironmans, First Cap movies are like a small asian kid trying to pick up the nerdy chick he knows from band. The Avengers, Cap 2 and 3 are like both of them finally getting naked, and the small asian kids is small, and the nerdy chick looks pre-serum Cap Murica when naked, and they barely know what to do with each other.

When compared to each other

BVS is like the well hung underwear model, picks up the hottest chick in the Vegas clubhouse, and they go get a room, and have a one night stand, the small asian kid and pre-serum Cap nerdy chick cannot even begin to dream of.

That is a more specific analogy and sorry to the asians.

 

[CrazyN8]

yes

watching BvS is like rape

No one ever said that, you so crazy.

 

[CrazyN8]

More like

The two Hulks, two Thors, the Ironmans, First Cap movies are like a small asian kid trying to pick up the nerdy chick he knows from band. The Avengers, Cap 2 and 3 are like both of them finally getting naked, and the small asian kids is small, and the nerdy chick looks pre-serum Cap Murica when naked, and they barely know what to do with each other.

When compared to each other

BVS is like the well hung underwear model, picks up the hottest chick in the Vegas clubhouse, and they go get a room, and have a one night stand, the small asian kid and pre-serum Cap nerdy chick cannot even begin to dream of.

That is a more specific analogy and sorry to the asians.

At this point your rants defending BvS are just hilarious. Please go on, I want to hear more about how BvS was great in your eyes. Also, whats your favorite food, a turd sandwich?

 

[A Pennysworth]

yes

watching BvS is like rape

Well it did make me feel dirty and unsure of my sense of self.....

 

[MadSquabbles500]

At this point your rants defending BvS are just hilarious. Please go on, I want to hear more about how BvS was great in your eyes. Also, whats your favorite food, a turd sandwich?

I have stated before why I think it is a good movie many times.

However all the complaints I hear are superficial. It is like you people are just reaching for little tidbits they can use for an Honest Trailer, or Everything wrong style video on youtube. All you guys just want attention. You infuse sexual innuendo into an analogy thinking you will get likes.

Like for example, all you critics keep saying Superman is too dark or not portrayed lightly enough. Who cares? It does not detract from the awesome visuals, special effects, and everything that makes a comic book movie good. Plus Superman is not portrayed dark. You people are confused. Superman is the nicest thing in the movie. Everything else is dark. The world around him is, and he is the shining beacon of hope.

Or you guys do not like the intro for the other characters. Geez, it was like a minute or two. Plus these characters are powerful enough, that they dont need to be sold on personality, and how well they will gel with the other characters, like MCU players. In MCU, all the new guys get introduced with hokey jokes and gimmicks as in Spidey, or Ant-man, jogging session with Cap and Birdboy. (seriously a Marisa Tomei cameo, I like her too but why? Its almost disrespectful. Does she need work?)

Or the apocalyptic dream sequence. I thought it was done artistically. We went from the dark scenery of the present, to a brightly lit, yellow sand desert. I liked it. It really stimulated me. The critics fail to grasp what is important and good with this movie.

 

[Kiddo716]

I have stated before why I think it is a good movie many times.

However all the complaints I hear are superficial. It is like you people are just reaching for little tidbits they can use for an Honest Trailer, or Everything wrong style video on youtube. All you guys just want attention. You infuse sexual innuendo into an analogy thinking you will get likes.

Like for example, all you critics keep saying Superman is too dark or not portrayed lightly enough. Who cares? It does not detract from the awesome visuals, special effects, and everything that makes a comic book movie good. Plus Superman is not portrayed dark. You people are confused. Superman is the nicest thing in the movie. Everything else is dark. The world around him is, and he is the shining beacon of hope.

Or you guys do not like the intro for the other characters. Geez, it was like a minute or two. Plus these characters are powerful enough, that they dont need to be sold on personality, and how well they will gel with the other characters, like MCU players. In MCU, all the new guys get introduced with hokey jokes and gimmicks as in Spidey, or Ant-man, jogging session with Cap and Birdboy. (seriously a Marisa Tomei cameo, I like her too but why? Its almost disrespectful. Does she need work?)

Or the apocalyptic dream sequence. I thought it was done artistically. We went from the dark scenery of the present, to a brightly lit, yellow sand desert. I liked it. It really stimulated me. The critics fail to grasp what is important and good with this movie.

I don't think anyone is criticizing the visuals or graphics of BvS. Most of the crits are about the editing / pacing and the shoe-horning of characters where it is not necessary. I liked the movie but it was terribly put together.

 

[highkicknomore]

Liked BvS but the biggest issues:

1) Lex. Wasn't menacing and more like Jim Carrey Riddler. Got annoying.

2) Martha. Who the hell shouts their mom's first name when she's about to die. Supes would be yelling "Mom"

3) Dumbass Batman. He's suppose to be battle hardened and yet he doesn't know the identity of Supes.

 

[Kiddo716]

Liked BvS but the biggest issues:

1) Lex. Wasn't menacing and more like Jim Carrey Riddler. Got annoying.

2) Martha. Who the hell shouts their mom's first name when she's about to die. Supes would be yelling "Mom"

3) Dumbass Batman. He's suppose to be battle hardened and yet he doesn't know the identity of Supes.

I thought it was implied he did. the convo at Lex's party made it seem like he knew who he was talking to. maybe he didn't look too much into his past though?

 

[highkicknomore]

I thought it was implied he did. the convo at Lex's party made it seem like he knew who he was talking to. maybe he didn't look too much into his past though?

You'd think so but he was really shocked with the Martha yell. lol.

 

[RedFoxOne]

I thought it was implied he did. the convo at Lex's party made it seem like he knew who he was talking to. maybe he didn't look too much into his past though?

None of the characters play "uneasy" during that scene, which makes the scene useless. It's obviously implied that Luthor knows who Clark Kent really is, but Cavill plays him so flat it doesn't register with the audience.

Poor job done by Snyder.

Still enjoyed the shit out of it...

 

[doomrider7]

I have stated before why I think it is a good movie many times.

However all the complaints I hear are superficial. It is like you people are just reaching for little tidbits they can use for an Honest Trailer, or Everything wrong style video on youtube. All you guys just want attention. You infuse sexual innuendo into an analogy thinking you will get likes.

Like for example, all you critics keep saying Superman is too dark or not portrayed lightly enough. Who cares? It does not detract from the awesome visuals, special effects, and everything that makes a comic book movie good. Plus Superman is not portrayed dark. You people are confused. Superman is the nicest thing in the movie. Everything else is dark. The world around him is, and he is the shining beacon of hope.

Or you guys do not like the intro for the other characters. Geez, it was like a minute or two. Plus these characters are powerful enough, that they dont need to be sold on personality, and how well they will gel with the other characters, like MCU players. In MCU, all the new guys get introduced with hokey jokes and gimmicks as in Spidey, or Ant-man, jogging session with Cap and Birdboy. (seriously a Marisa Tomei cameo, I like her too but why? Its almost disrespectful. Does she need work?)

Or the apocalyptic dream sequence. I thought it was done artistically. We went from the dark scenery of the present, to a brightly lit, yellow sand desert. I liked it. It really stimulated me. The critics fail to grasp what is important and good with this movie.

I've got nothing. These are some SERIOUSLY powerful levels of delusion at play here. If you liked it fine, but this was NOT a good movie in the slightest since it's gotten torn apart by critics and audience score have hardly been better. Superman is NOT nice at all in this or the previous movie and comes across as indifferent and uncaring doing everything half-heartedly so I don't know where the beacon of hope comment is coming from and "awesome visuals, special effects, and everything that makes a comic book movie good"? If that's all it takes for a comic book movie to be good then EVERY comic book movie and Michael Bay Film should KILL regardless of any other issues it has as long as it meets those criteria. I really doubt "critics fail to grasp what is important and good with this movie" and that this movie simply panders to comic book pseudo-intellectualism.

 

[MadSquabbles500]

I've got nothing. These are some SERIOUSLY powerful levels of delusion at play here. If you liked it fine, but this was NOT a good movie in the slightest since it's gotten torn apart by critics and audience score have hardly been better. Superman is NOT nice at all in this or the previous movie and comes across as indifferent and uncaring doing everything half-heartedly so I don't know where the beacon of hope comment is coming from and "awesome visuals, special effects, and everything that makes a comic book movie good"? If that's all it takes for a comic book movie to be good then EVERY comic book movie and Michael Bay Film should KILL regardless of any other issues it has as long as it meets those criteria. I really doubt "critics fail to grasp what is important and good with this movie" and that this movie simply panders to comic book pseudo-intellectualism.

There have been plenty of movies out there canned by critics, only to be re-examined years later, and touted as brilliant for its time. What a critic says is not the end all be all of how to judge a movie. And you do know that critics are not always writing their honest opinions. They actually have to take into consider many things like public sensitivities.

From the Michael Bay films I have scene, like Transformers, they look more like the Cap and Avengers movies. It is all very bright colors, hokey humor injected into it, people posing, showing expressions on their face in closeups. And of course people running their mouths off.

 

[MadSquabbles500]

Liked BvS but the biggest issues:

1) Lex. Wasn't menacing and more like Jim Carrey Riddler. Got annoying.

2) Martha. Who the hell shouts their mom's first name when she's about to die. Supes would be yelling "Mom"

3) Dumbass Batman. He's suppose to be battle hardened and yet he doesn't know the identity of Supes.

The first one is something that irks me. People say that, yet they love MCU ? ? ? None of the villians in MCU are menacing either. Yet they never say anything about that.

2 and 3 is just nitpicking. I forget how Winter Grunge ended, but I believe it is probably something sentimental.

 

[76Knockout]

Not even using Civil War

This, alone, shits on any Batfleck action scene, supes or wonder woman.

This one fight scene from one part of Cap 2>>>B v S

 

[The Echo]

There have been plenty of movies out there canned by critics, only to be re-examined years later, and touted as brilliant for its time. What a critic says is not the end all be all of how to judge a movie. And you do know that critics are not always writing their honest opinions. They actually have to take into consider many things like public sensitivities.

From the Michael Bay films I have scene, like Transformers, they look more like the Cap and Avengers movies. It is all very bright colors, hokey humor injected into it, people posing, showing expressions on their face in closeups. And of course people running their mouths off.

And Batman v Superman most assuredly won't be one of them.

 

[MadSquabbles500]

Not even using Civil War

This, alone, shits on any Batfleck action scene, supes or wonder woman.

This one fight scene from one part of Cap 2>>>B v S

It is very generic martial arts. It is not tops for that kind of fighting anyways. And it is the same kind of fighting they do throughout that movie, and Civil War. Plus Supes can eye laser both to death, and WW can just flick them away. DC fights scenes cannot be portrayed the same way. DC characters have more options than just chop socky.

 

[MikeMcMann]

I've got nothing. These are some SERIOUSLY powerful levels of delusion at play here. If you liked it fine, but this was NOT a good movie in the slightest since it's gotten torn apart by critics and audience score have hardly been better. Superman is NOT nice at all in this or the previous movie and comes across as indifferent and uncaring doing everything half-heartedly so I don't know where the beacon of hope comment is coming from and "awesome visuals, special effects, and everything that makes a comic book movie good"? If that's all it takes for a comic book movie to be good then EVERY comic book movie and Michael Bay Film should KILL regardless of any other issues it has as long as it meets those criteria. I really doubt "critics fail to grasp what is important and good with this movie" and that this movie simply panders to comic book pseudo-intellectualism.

there is nothing resembling logical analysis in his view.

He has basically stated that everyone from fans to critics on that movie and also top rated actors from the set o the movie and insiders on that movie and the studio itself simply do not get it. And if they did they would see it as great and not criticize as he does.

It is fine to have a divergent opinion but when you keep telling everyone else they are wrong it shows you simply are too closed minded to have a serious discussion with.

 

[highkicknomore]

The first one is something that irks me. People say that, yet they love MCU ? ? ? None of the villians in MCU are menacing either. Yet they never say anything about that.

2 and 3 is just nitpicking. I forget how Winter Grunge ended, but I believe it is probably something sentimental.

Stop trolling. Lol.