Locked AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR v.5 (First Critics Reviews)

[MMouse]

Yes, I have to otherwise she wouldn't watch movies I like.

Naw you dont have too. You both can watch something you both like that way neither feels obligated or on a leash to watch something.

If not. You both still have your own lives and can watch what you like on your own times w/you guys doing something you both like other than watching movies.

See, its easy.

 

[KnightTemplar]

Spare me from your Fruity Ass Ted Skull.

 

[HomerThompson]

Spare me from your Fruity Ass Ted Skull.

Precisely this. Red Skull is a can. Always has been, always will be.

@KnightTemplar

 

[KnightTemplar]

Precisely this. Red Skull is a can. Always has been, always will be.

@KnightTemplar

Red Skull would walk off KO you, drink your beer and fuck your woman

Also, since you made it personal:

Peter Griffen >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Homer Simpson

 

[HomerThompson]

Red Skull would walk off KO you, drink your beer and fuck your woman

Also, since you made it personal:

Peter Griffen >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Homer Simpson

We both know that none of this is true.

 

[minute bull]

 

[emceeGRENDEL]

as i was falling into a deep sleep last night after taking some benedryl, i was thinking how sick the Russo's would make a Daredevil fight scene look

 

[Dragonlordxxxxx]

Here's a clearer look at that awesome theater standee.

 

[Magooglie]

Are Nebula and asian lady going to earth?

 

[bosox32]

Peter Griffen >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Homer Simpson

 

[D3THRONED]

Anybody hear about Disney's choice to only lift the embargo on the movie 3 days before it actually comes out?

This means 1 of 2 things imo:

A) They want it so hush-lipped that they don't want any spoilers getting out at all, even from the critics.

OR

B) They've seen the finished product and the movie is a hot mess.

I've got a really hard time believing theyre going to fuck up infinity war and thanos. I mean this entire MCU series has been building towards this movie alone. I am a marvel hater for the most part but I have faith they will nail this.

 

[Tabarnakos]

Thanos isn't crushing Thor's skull. He is holding it forward and forcing him to watch something.

My guess is he is forcing him to watch him kill Loki for failing in the first Avengers movie.

Loki gives him the tesseract, then Thanos kills him.

I'm guessing Loki dies within the first 15 minutes of the movie

Good call. it has to happen very early in the movie because Thanos has the space stone when he reach earth. So my guess is that Loki is getting killed aboard that Asgardian ship along with Heimdall while Thor is left for dead before being rescued by the Guardians Of The Galaxy. At that point i'm also pretty sure Thanos already has the power stone but we won't see him acquire it on screen. The GOG will tell how he destroyed Xandar to get it and that they are on a quest to reclaim the stoneand avenge Xandar or something like that.

It's the reality stone i'm wondering about. Will Thanos open a portal to the collector place and get it during the movie ? Does he even know the collector has it ? One thing is sure is that it wouldn't take too long. Use the space stone - Collector place - Kill everyone in sight - grab the reality stone - use space stone to go back to earth and then go after the Time and Mind Stone.

 

[HunterSdVa29]

i don't think Loki will die, at least not early on, as I'm expecting him to be the one to banish Thanos out at the end

 

[HomerThompson]

I've got a really hard time believing theyre going to fuck up infinity war and thanos. I mean this entire MCU series has been building towards this movie alone. I am a marvel hater for the most part but I have faith they will nail this.

The Russo Brothers are gold. Cap 2 and 3 were both excellent.

 

[D3THRONED]

The Russo Brothers are gold. Cap 2 and 3 were both excellent.

Oh yeah, Cap 2 is probably my favorite MCU movie if I had to pick. Toss up between Cap 2, Gotg 1, and Antman. They're probably just trying to keep the film under lid as much as possible before it hits theaters.

 

[Magooglie]

The Russo movies have the best fight scenes so IW should at least have good fight scenes.

 

[HunterSdVa29]

what's crazy is that the Russo's DO have the best fight scenes in the modern MCU....

which are not even remotely as competent or solid as the Donnie Yen choreographed scenes in Blade II or most of the Blade I scenes. Granted, they didn't have a legit TMA black belt doing the shit....

Barring the horrible, absurdly bad use of Scott Adkins in Dr Strange, have they even used a legit actor that can fight? unless i'm blanking I can't think of anyone
Tl/Dr movies like the Arlovksi/Adkins Universal Soldier shouldn't have much better fight scenes than the biggest blockbuster action movies that come out yearly, wtf

 

[Dragonlordxxxxx]

Rejoice Thanos fans, the Thanos-Copter is now in HeroClix!

 

[Dragonlordxxxxx]

Now all they have to do is make a HeroClix version of Thanos getting arrested.

 

[LuchaBear]

People thought Iron Man was Spider Man in the first teaser too. And don't forget that blue dress internet picture.

It's Pepper in the Iron Man suit!