AVENGERS: ENDGAME (Dragonlord's Review)

[Mike]

I think that was my first comment on the board about the movie...
So Hulk now is about as strong as... Hawkeye? But way less meaningful.
So Hulk snapped the glove... just like the regular human Tony Stark.
And the half god Starlord could barely hold it for a few seconds.
Ofc Thor couldnt. That god dude...


Wtf... fuck fuck fuck those fuckers.

Fuck.

I still enjoyed it, for the record... maybe Im just disappointed.
Mainly about The Hulk. Fuck everything else. And fuck Ruffalo. Bitch.

Well tbf Iron man was killed by using the gauntlet and the hulk only hurt his arm. So they do seem to recognize there's a power difference there.

 

[dog y]

Well tbf Iron man was killed by using the gauntlet and the hulk only hurt his arm. So they do seem to recognize there's a power difference there.

So the Hulk got hurt a bit less than Thanos. Ironman, a bit more. Thor the god dude, wasnt fit for it.
Cmon mang. Im a picky asshole. Still, I had fun. Tiny details are everything for any reasonable shokunin.

 

[Mike]

So the Hulk got hurt a bit less than Thanos. Ironman, a bit more. Thor the god dude, wasnt fit for it.
Cmon mang. Im a picky asshole. Still, I had fun. Tiny details are everything for any reasonable shokunin.

Iron man died so I think he got hurt a LOT more

I don't remember thor using the gauntlet. Hulk being hurt by it and having his healing overloaded makes sense to me.

 

[dog y]

Iron man died so I think he got hurt a LOT more

I don't remember thor using the gauntlet. Hulk being hurt by it and having his healing overloaded makes sense to me.

Remember the half god Quill was nearly destroyed by touching one stone? GOTG1.

Remember Thor offering to use the glove, since he's a god? Endgame.

Eh. Infinite plotholes. Lets agree it was fun. You cant fully please everyone, but this movie/conclusion pleased a lot of people.

 

[Mike]

Remember the half god Quill was nearly destroyed by touching one stone? GOTG1.

Remember Thor offering to use the glove, since he's a god? Endgame.

Eh. Infinite plotholes. Lets agree it was fun. You cant fully please everyone, but this movie/conclusion pleased a lot of people.

Well Thor is a god. And he's like a thousand times more powerful than Quill. He could snap him in half like a toothpick.

 

[Mike]

He channeled the power of a star to make that axe. That would have instakilled nearly anyone else in the mcu. Thor is arguably the most powerful hero in the MCU.

 

[eighterumg5]

Can't wait to share this link with my friend tomorrow,

I'm gonna wait until about 30 min before it starts.

When I know he will be in his car getting high, about to walk into the theater...

I hope he bitch slaps you for that.....it would be well deserved

 

[GearSolidMetal]

I think that was my first comment on the board about the movie...
So Hulk now is about as strong as... Hawkeye? But way less meaningful.
So Hulk snapped the glove... just like the regular human Tony Stark.
And the half god Starlord could barely hold it for a few seconds.
Ofc Thor couldnt. That god dude...


Wtf... fuck fuck fuck those fuckers.

Fuck.

I still enjoyed it, for the record... maybe Im just disappointed.
Mainly about The Hulk. Fuck everything else. And fuck Ruffalo. Bitch.

Its not surprising. Hulk hasn't got his due respect since the first Avengers flick.

That said, in Endgame I was impressed with the Half Hulk & Half Ruffalo CGI. Very very well done.

I just saw this a few hours ago - Marvel almost killed off Bruce Banner/Hulk in Endgame.

https://www.menshealth.com/entertai...o-the-hulk-death-scene-avengers-infinity-war/

It would have been too much for audiences, I guess. Everyone saying goodbye to Cap America, Iron Man, and Hulk in one finale.

 

[dog y]

Its not surprising. Hulk hasn't got his due respect since the first Avengers flick.

That said, in Endgame I was impressed with the Half Hulk & Half Ruffalo CGI. Very very well done.

I just saw this a few hours ago - Marvel almost killed off Bruce Banner/Hulk in Endgame.

https://www.menshealth.com/entertai...o-the-hulk-death-scene-avengers-infinity-war/

It would have been too much for audiences, I guess. Everyone saying goodbye to Cap America, Iron Man, and Hulk in one finale.

Id rather have better story than better cgi.
Anyway. I said I enjoyed it many times.

 

[ssBaldy]

I'm watching this again just to help it beat Avatar. The Avengers deserve this win

Awwww fuck the things I would do to that woman. I can't say she is the prettiest actress in Hollywood (she is pretty though, don't get me wrong), but something about her is overwhelmingly lust-inducing.

 

[Oogie Sharp]

Nothing? Look at that woman, you little sexless whatever. She is gorgeous.

Yeh I hated that hair cut, but she was gorgeous in the beginning of the movie like on her solo movie.

I guess she comes off as cold and emotionless to people. That's ok, not everyone has to have a cookie cutter wise-ass, constantly telling jokes personality.

I feel bad for her not being able to publicly enjoy the incredible public adoration and success of the mcu, the hate for her is to such an irrational degree.

I'd be staying indoors or avoiding anything mcu related like the plague.

Why the fuck would I go to this mcu event? I'm universally despised.

 

[Oogie Sharp]

Awwww fuck the things I would do to that woman. I can't say she is the prettiest actress in Hollywood (she is pretty though, don't get me wrong), but something about her is overwhelmingly lust-inducing.

Yes she's quite pretty. Those big beautiful eyes. She's clearly the actress of her family.

Broke my heart seeing her reaction to Pietro dying in AOU. Also cool as hell watching her incinerate a dozen Ultrons around her at the time. Wow! Damn... Ripping his heart out of his chest was badass as well. Great sequence in the movie, though quite sad. One of my top emotional scenes. It's really well done.

 

[Plutoburn]

Yes she's quite pretty. Those big beautiful eyes. She's clearly the actress of her family.

Broke my heart seeing her reaction to Pietro dying in AOU. Also cool as hell watching her incinerate a dozen Ultrons around her at the time. Wow! Damn... Ripping his heart out of his chest was badass as well. Great sequence in the movie, though quite sad. One of my top emotional scenes. It's really well done.

I think for continuity, she should have kept the Eastern European accent.

 

[Oogie Sharp]

I think for continuity, she should have kept the Eastern European accent.

Lol..yeh that accent kind of magically disappeared didn't it.

Like Leiahs English/snooty accent in Star Wars.

 

[Plutoburn]

Lol..yeh that accent kind of magically disappeared didn't it.

Like Leiahs English/snooty accent in Star Wars.

Storm in the original Xmen trilogy too. Super hero movies have no respect for linguistics.

 

[ssBaldy]

Yes she's quite pretty. Those big beautiful eyes. She's clearly the actress of her family.

Broke my heart seeing her reaction to Pietro dying in AOU. Also cool as hell watching her incinerate a dozen Ultrons around her at the time. Wow! Damn... Ripping his heart out of his chest was badass as well. Great sequence in the movie, though quite sad. One of my top emotional scenes. It's really well done.

Scarlet witch is done well overall. Good, well written and well played character.

 

[RoninJin]

I wonder why so many people think MCU Professor Hulk had any chance against Thanos? He is a tad weaker than regular Hulk and Banner is a nerd. He's not a trained fighter.

Nerd Hulk achieve more than regular Hulk against Thanos.
Nerd Hulk was able to utilize the time travel portal (with Stark help)
Nerd Hulk was able to snap everyone back to life. These folks then were able to defeat Thanos and his minions. That alone achieve more than regular hulk could ever done.

 

[ssBaldy]

Nerd Hulk achieve more than regular Hulk against Thanos.
Nerd Hulk was able to utilize the time travel portal (with Stark help)
Nerd Hulk was able to snap everyone back to life. These folks then were able to defeat Thanos and his minions. That alone achieve more than regular hulk could ever done.

Agreed. I am not saying nerd Hulk is useless. he has potential to do even more cool stuff.
However in his Endgame state he would not do shit in 1v1 fight with Thanos. Unless he trained UFC for those 5 years, which I doubt.

 

[minute bull]

Right. It's like they can't actually have character depth, because that might awaken people a taste for depth in general. They have seriously dumbed down this population in a generation or two.

Trolling? What's a few good examples of good depth in films of this genre? Which did you enjoy?

 

[minute bull]

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