AVENGERS: ENDGAME (Dragonlord's Review)

[heavyarms21]

Kid from iron man 3. Thank God my homie is a massive dork.

Fuck that Kid and Fuck Iron Man 3

 

[jojoRed]

I got a plot hole for you guys to ponder over
And forgive me if it’s been brought up already

So when they are picking teams and planning on getting the stones from the past

And they decide hey, Clint and Nat should go get the soul stone, how come at no point Nebula didn’t say
Hey guys by the way, small detail but one of you will have to die to get it LOL

She knew what goes on there because she told Quill in infinity war
So what the fuck Nebula

Not a plot hole since she didnt know Thanos had to throw green lady to get the soul stone, all she knew was that she Thanos returned with the souls stone and without green lady.

She may have assumed he killed her after she told him where the soul stone was.

 

[Mcountry]

I doubt Bucky would accept, and it's even less likely the world would.

So give it to joe average strength? K plot hole if he suddenly has physical powers because he holds a shield

 

[Fluffernutter]

When Tony called Thor "Big Lebowski", I wish Obadiah Stane would have shown up for a cameo.

 

[ChillyPalmer]

Wait, what the fuck happened to Loki? Did they find him after, and him escaping happened once before?

 

[heavyarms21]

So give it to joe average strength? K plot hole if he suddenly has physical powers because he holds a shield

I think for the purpose of more earthly threats he can hold his own with his tech I think the "Avengers" moniker should be retired but I could see him working along side SW, Banner and Bucky . He wouldn't need to be Steve Rogers how the hell could he but he could at least be the point man to a lesser team of remnants.

 

[heavyarms21]

Wait, what the fuck happened to Loki? Did they find him after, and him escaping happened once before?

That probably created a new future offshoot one where Loki is still being Loki.

 

[TrueBias]

Kid from iron man 3. Thank God my homie is a massive dork.

I asked the same question earlier and im surprised anyone remembers that useless fucker.

 

[SaiWa]

I dunno guys, I thought he movie was too meh to be any more than a 7/10
The movie felt like it was jamming its SJW views down my throat the entire time.
All the dominant male characters were neutered to need a female to save them, because girl power.
IW was a 9/10 for me, Endgame was disappointing other than the good performance from RDJ

A poster on reddit outlined all the annoying crap this movie tried to push on to us:

That was a wall of gaaarrrbaaage!

SJW??

You wallflowers will never be pleased. Ignore the fact that the majority of the movie was about the original Avengers and very little screen time for everyone else. A 15 sec clip of the girls fighting together is what triggered you? No one was neutered besides Hulk. Thanos was OP and this highly suggest he was much stronger than IW version implies. If anything Thanos has been vastly neutered in MCU. He easily handles Thor, Hercules, Hulk, Wolverine and a slew of other heroes without stones at the same time in the comic book version. Captain America and anyone else less powerful shouldnt even be anywhere close to a Thanos because he’ll crush them like a empty can of beer...

 

[SaiWa]

I asked the same question earlier and im surprised anyone remembers that useless fucker.

One of us remembered in our group of four. Ashamedly I didn’t figure it out since I am Iron Man fanboy...

 

[JAEGERX]

great movie, everyone who was done with the series got a legit hall of fame farewell, most feels in the Black Widow and Hawkeye scene, Capt Marvel is still a cringe fest deus ex machina bullshit look at me i am op as hell what a joke, loved fat thor as comic relief and great scenes, loved the cap with the hammer and his closing story arc it was perfect, Pepper as Rescue was pretty cool but overall im pretty satisfied, i know they are gonna keep fucking it up because Brie Larson keeps being a retard but for the most part i dont care, just got ahead and make the woke avengers with trannies and all minority superheros, im pretty satisfied, great saga for the most part, spanning a decade.

i think they are doing Chang Shi after in the new phase, like some sort of iron fist character i dont even know who this guy is to be honest, but as it stands right now, im not gonna go to the threatre for the woke phase but im still gonna check it out to see if they prove me wrong.

voted excellent 10/10, Disney has done wonders with the MCU, everyone but Brie Larson had a great script

 

[SaiWa]

Let me preface by saying this was a great movie, but I still had issues with it.

- what they did with Thor pissed me off. I didn’t like Thor 1 or 2. Started liking him in Ragnorak and loved him in IW. Then they do that to his character?! Make him the laughing stock?! Naw fam...not cool with me.
- I thought this was gonna be redemption for the Hulk. Although Ruffalo did a great job, the half Banner/half Hulk thing was meh. Him going full Hulk and trying to get some against 2014 Thanos would’ve been dope!
- felt no emotional tie to Black Widow, so didn’t feel bad for her.
- my biggest issue is the one that most fans will crap on me for. They continue to make Captain America too powerful. I like him, but they can afford to spread the love and not make Thor look like a tool in the process.

*mild rant over*

Praise time

- I love RDJ. He got the send off he deserved. He and Favereau created something special with Iron Man and seeing him go out like that was beautiful.
- the end battle is worth the price of admission. Seeing comic book style fighting on the big screen brought tears of joy to my eyes.
- even though I had issue with the movie doesn’t mean this wasn’t a great movie. Russo’s stuck the landing and it’s crazy to think this chapter of the MCU is closed...

The fact that Hulk had feelings for Widow and didn’t go bonkers mad is outrageously fucked up IMO. That’s what Hulk is all about.. being fucking angry.. thinking about this too much is turning me into the Hulk..

Faaaaaccckkk..

 

[TrueBias]

One of us remembered in our group of four. Ashamedly I didn’t figure it out since I am Iron Man fanboy...

I went thru and watched a lot of marvel movies before endgame, cuz, why not? I did watch ironman 2 but i will likely never watch or want to watch ironman 3.

 

[heavyarms21]

I went thru and watched a lot of marvel movies before endgame, cuz, why not? I did watch ironman 2 but i will likely never watch or want to watch ironman 3.

Fuck Shane Black Fucker is overrated IM3 and the new Predator movie from last year were confirmation that he is trash.

 

[SaiWa]

I went thru and watched a lot of marvel movies before endgame, cuz, why not? I did watch ironman 2 but i will likely never watch or want to watch ironman 3.

Its not horrible but they fucked up the mandarin character...

The final battle scene was mad awesome though. Loved it.

 

[Fluffernutter]

Honestly, I was giddy when the opening "theme" was



However, I would have been equally happy if they started that scene with

 

[Limbo Pete]

Fuck that Kid and Fuck Iron Man 3

THIS

 

[ChillyPalmer]

Poll should be Fat Mac vs Fat Thor.

I loved fat Thor, made me laugh every fucking time.

 

[LuchaBear]

Seems very uncharacteristic for Cap to knowingly come back old now that "Earth's best defender" is dead, and that there's always going to be other conflicts..

Greedy and not like the Steve Rogers we know..

 

[ChillyPalmer]

Fat Thor was so great , he made The Dark World good.