Fuck, envy....you have me all figured out...here I thought I fooled you all. Let me clear a few things, though.... I am from San Diego currently living in alafuckinbama. I am 30 yrs old with a small B cup, meaning, not able to sag even if they wanted to. I have all my teeth which makes me prime property here in the sticks so I have no reason to consort with a cyber beau. I am also a sherdogaholic, what can I say? You idiots amuse me.