Media Ariel Vs. Schaub Mega Thread

How long till Rogan suddenly jumps on stage at one of Schaubs "shows" and pulls a Carlos Menstealia on him? OH WAIT he wont do that cause hes a hypocrite and only cares bout joke thieves.
But Schlob is a joke thief too. His bit about Michael Jackson coming to his house is basically a copy from Eddie Murphy's Raw, with a few small tweaks.
 
Anyone think Brendan can go 12 rounds with Ariel in a boxing ring? I say give Ariel 6 months of boxing training and Brendan would be on ice skates.

Brendan has been knocked out before and has taken alot of damage. Ariel has never been knocked out and has never taken any damage on his body.

Very good chance that Ariel stops him in the 7th or 8th round as long as his cardio is on point.
Schaub is a once-in-ever idiot, but if you think for a millisecond that he wouldn't blast Helwani's pea head into the cheap seats I have a very large bridge to sell you.
 
I am in the minority that actually fine Brendan entertaining/funny.

Ariel is such a whiny bitch. Asking how did fighting go and how did football go? He literally made it to the highest level in both bro lol. His comedy career is actually going fairly well. He is touring all the time and selling out a lot of smaller venues. Believe he may have a Netflix special coming out shortly as well.

people can hate on Brendan all they want…but it’s a pretty big stretch to pretend he hasn’t been successful in the endeavors he has chosen
 
I am in the minority that actually fine Brendan entertaining/funny.

Ariel is such a whiny bitch. Asking how did fighting go and how did football go? He literally made it to the highest level in both bro lol. His comedy career is actually going fairly well. He is touring all the time and selling out a lot of smaller venues. Believe he may have a Netflix special coming out shortly as well.

people can hate on Brendan all they want…but it’s a pretty big stretch to pretend he hasn’t been successful in the endeavors he has chosen
Schaub didn't achieve any of that on his own. That's what makes people annoyed.
 
Helwani-Schaub is fake beef.

It's tofu.

It's not even tofu, it's bean curd, unprepared.

It's a little bit of entertainment that surrounds the business that serves only to elevate the two as key personalities.

Why the hell would an actual journalist give a shit about what some goofball says on a podcast and give it THIS much publicity unless it's in his interests to do so?

Nah Helwani is really just that sensitive lol and he gets butthurt when other people say stuff about him. Especially when its stuff said by other mma people/fighters.
 
I am in the minority that actually fine Brendan entertaining/funny.

Ariel is such a whiny bitch. Asking how did fighting go and how did football go? He literally made it to the highest level in both bro lol. His comedy career is actually going fairly well. He is touring all the time and selling out a lot of smaller venues. Believe he may have a Netflix special coming out shortly as well.

people can hate on Brendan all they want…but it’s a pretty big stretch to pretend he hasn’t been successful in the endeavors he has chosen

Eh, you could say highest level of fighting, but he never made it to the highest level of football, he went undrafted and cut from a practice squad. Hell he never even excelled at the college level, he had 3 total tackles and 12 scrimmage yards in his college career. As for comedy, he recently had to cancel shows and combine tickets sold from different shows and it still didn't come close to selling out a small venue. Not to mention the comedy special he did put out is universally panned and is pretty much a punchline in the comedy world.
 
See, this is the difference. You go on this rant talking about lies and whatnot, then try and pigeonhole me as a fan of 'the rapist' and a 'lying CTE case'. You are obviously invested in this thing and taking sides.

Did it ever occur to you that I'm not a fan of either? And that I don't even care what their petty nonsense is about?

That's my point: myself and a lot of others here really only want to hear from Ariel when he's interviewing fighters ect. Ya know, just doing his job. I think the way Ariel is now posting all these half hour long schoolyard swipes at Schaub is petty and stupid.

Then you'll say "well you must care because you're posting about it"

That's when I direct you back to my first post that makes the point that it's just hilariously ironic and stupid that Ariel rants how irrelevant Schuab is, how he's so much above him, and Schaub is a failure at fighting and podcasting, yet he posts these obsessively long videos ranting about it. If he's so irrelevant and below Ariel, why make 20min videos about it every week?

You twits keep arguing with me and calling me a Schaub fan when I'm actually not a fan of either. Even more ironically, you're doing the same thing as Ariel. Almost like Ariel hired a team of Sherbros to defend him on here lol

Who's making you watch it? You don't understand the beef so stop paying attention to it and crying about it.
 
I love this new let it lose Ariel.

He is finally learning playing nice at his level gets you stomp on.
 


LOL @ "how did comedy go?"

This is truly a very bizarre take tho from Ariel. The fighters make his show and he just inadvertently revealed that if you never get a title you are a loser, which makes like 90% of the people on his show losers. Schaub def is not very funny or bright, he is hyper privileged and was given everything on a silver platter, but he has mad hustle and his shows are doing really, really well. It is really a stretch to call that a failure. Even making the NFL practice squad is elite AF, very bizarre put down when that was not even your main gig.
 
Umm it's actually a good thing to pay your guests on your show.
 
LOL at Helwani going alpha incell. What the hell did Schaub do to him? Since both of them hate Dana, shouldn't hey be allies?
 
This is truly a very bizarre take tho from Ariel. The fighters make his show and he just inadvertently revealed that if you never get a title you are a loser, which makes like 90% of the people on his show losers. Schaub def is not very funny or bright, he is hyper privileged and was given everything on a silver platter, but he has mad hustle and his shows are doing really, really well. It is really a stretch to call that a failure. Even making the NFL practice squad is elite AF, very bizarre put down when that was not even your main gig.


This critique only works if you remove all of the context from this interaction. Schaub was the one insulting Ariel's career and claiming that he's basically a loser who nobody likes and has been fired from every job that he's ever had.

Ariel is a dude who started an MMA fan podcast and ended up working for some of the biggest media companies on the planet. Irrespective of what you think of his personality, he's been very successful in a space (MMA "journalism") where it's almost impossible to make money. Most of the big name MMA writers and commentators who were around a decade ago are working in completely different fields now.

Schaub is only where he is as a talking head because Rogan gave him charitable exposure. If the guy had come up on his own, nobody would've ever hired him for anything. Literally any random poster on MMA YouTube videos has better insight into the sport than Schaub does.
 
Fired from every job you ever had.

Needs 13 fighters on to get clicks

Great lines by schaub, stuck it that soy weasel
 
I am in the minority that actually fine Brendan entertaining/funny.

Ariel is such a whiny bitch. Asking how did fighting go and how did football go? He literally made it to the highest level in both bro lol. His comedy career is actually going fairly well. He is touring all the time and selling out a lot of smaller venues. Believe he may have a Netflix special coming out shortly as well.

people can hate on Brendan all they want…but it’s a pretty big stretch to pretend he hasn’t been successful in the endeavors he has chosen

Hello Brendan
 
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