Anyone Heard this Story?

Now this is shit posting.
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For real, this guy was a student at Columbia....a lot of good that education did him....
All these stories of rich, well off, well educated Muslims taking up arms really puts a huge hole in the whole "it's not Islam it's poverty and joblessness!" theory that dumbfuck liberals espouse. Just look at Bin Laden and all the people from rich Gulf countries fighting in Syria.
 
On one hand, I do feel sorry for him. No matter how you slice it, he's still eating a shit sandwich. You gotta sympathize with that.

On the other hand, this guy went to join our ENEMY. Our enemy who wants us all dead.

International terrorism isn't just something kids experiment with in college. He didn't smoke a joint--which only affects himself--he traveled the globe to support a terrorist group known to torture, maim, and kill innocents to further their cause.

And the only reason he wanted out is because realized he's too much of a pussy and couldn't fulfill the obligations he chose for himself--not an endearing trait in and of itself.

At the very least, he needs to be banned from the country because, even though it wasn't quite as fun as he'd hoped, he still has extremist beliefs. I won't shed a tear if he sees jail time before being booted, however.
 
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On one hand, I do feel sorry for him. No matter how you slice it, he's still eating a shit sandwich. You gotta sympathize with that.

On the other hand, this guy went to join our ENEMY. Our enemy who wants us all dead.

International terrorism isn't just something kids experiment with in college. He didn't smoke a joint--which only affects himself--he traveled the globe to support a terrorist group known to torture, maim, and kill innocents to further their cause.

And the only reason he wanted out is because realized he's too much of a pussy and couldn't fulfill the obligations he chose for himself--not an endearing trait in and of itself.

At the very least, he needs to be banned from the country because, even though it wasn't quite as fun as he'd hoped, he still has extremist beliefs. I won't shed a tear if he sees jail time before being booted, however.

I don't have to sympathize with that. You're playing this off like it was an honest mistake.
 
For real, this guy was a student at Columbia....a lot of good that education did him....

They were probably teaching him that ISIS is really just a victim of microagression and patriachy anyway....
 
If I was a prison guard I would play this over the loudspeakers for him in PC (since you know he'll request PC) every night. Repeat fucking one, bitch:

 
How did he even get back here? We let a lot of ISIS members on planes without passports?
 
https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...5e777e-3e07-11e6-80bc-d06711fd2125_story.html

Cliffs:
-Young Muslim student (Mohimanul Alam Bhuiya) from Columbia Iniversity decides to go to Syria and fight for ISIS.
-Months later he's very much regretting his decision
-ISIS takes Mohimanul's passport, preventing him from leaving the country
-Mohinmanul emails the FBI requesting help in escaping from ISIS/Syria
-Before FBI replies, Mohimanul escapes on his own and makes his own way back to the US and is immediately arrested and now faces 25 to life in prison.

Did this guy really think that that any federal agency would assist him? The idiot is a traitor, i'm suprised they didn't just just him down, seeing as he's a known ISIS soldier.

thoughts?

I think they should hang em for treason. A letter is just a letter. It can tell the truth or a falsehood. Could have been setting up the FBI for ambush.
 
Post his picture across all media. Engage ISIS and try to make a trade for one of their prisoners. I am *SURE* they would love to get their hands on him. Maybe enough we could get someone they are holding.
 
I feel kinda bad for him.
Instead of 25 years in prison you could do something productive out of this situation, like lecturing other Muslims of how ISIS sucked and stuff.
 
I feel kinda bad for him.
Instead of 25 years in prison you could do something productive out of this situation, like lecturing other Muslims of how ISIS sucked and stuff.

lol, and get killed for being an apostate?
 
Why in the world would he be arrested? He made a mistake, he realized it, and now he's being punished for it. This is a huge mistake by the United States. So I guess it is better to just stay and fight for ISIS

Brothers of the LOL! I humbly venture to suggest that el viejito should join Still Your Boy on our list:)
 
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