Anyone actually get laid on tinder?

[aunshi189]

'The man who shoots fish in a barrel, shouldn't be picky about the fish he eats'

Confucius (probably)

 

[surrealworlds]

I've used tinder to some success but I admit my approach is not for everyone. Last time I was single I decided to give it a try and this is what I did.

First I did some research on how to take good pictures of yourself. This seems silly but lighting, position, background all matter. Than I made a profile with about 5 of these pics on it. (FYI I am not a handsome man but not ugly either. I'd say I'm average at best).

Than I used the shotgun approach. I literally would just open the app and swipe right for 20-30 minutes when I had a free moment, standing in line, whatever. No idea how many women I "liked" but the results were pretty good. I'd get 10- 20 matches a day. Maybe 2-3 were good looking women that would respond. Then I'd talk to them being polite trying to run a little "game" with them but I was always honest with my intentions. I'm just here to fuck and if it becomes something more than that cool but if you don't want to fuck talk to someone else.

I admit my standards are pretty low so maybe my results are not typical but I'd get laid 2-3 times a week. In one horny day I fucked 5 chicks.(2 fat ones and 3 decent).

I don't recommend Tinder for relationships but if you want to get laid, up your profile game and lower your standards a bit.

If you are looking for a relationship try Bumble or something of that sort.

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

I know some really ugly cunts who pulled roots (sex) on Tinder, I'm sure it's easy enough if you put enough time in.

 

[CaptHANDSUP]

My last conversation on tinder:

Her bio: i sit in bed and watch soccer

Me fri 4pm: messi number 1?

Her fri 11pm: mm
Gigi buffon number 1

Me sat 11am: I heard somewhere that dudes been italy's keeper since ww2

Her sat 4pm: lmaaaooooo
Because he is genuinely the best
Not anymore tho he old
Hows ur book going

Me sat 11pm: almost done
Do you believe in evolution?

She never replied.

My bio is:
"Big penis, no personality. Dont objectify me please.

Currently reading: Neanderthals Rediscovered"

She replied just then saying:
Yes i do
Ofc i do
Do people not?

Was thinking of replaying saying:
Was just making sure you're not a crazy person

And then wait for her to replay with some random bs

Then ask her out on a date? We are in lockdown but she lives 'less than a mile away' according to tinder so maybe she'd be down to meet up.

 

[TXstriker]

I'm old sorry.........we didn't have apps to find girls when I was young.

But 10 a year isn't a very good score......... sorry.

Thank god we had to meet girls the hard way by going out. If they had tinder when I was single I would be dead lol.

 

[GtehMVP]

Just my experience, but I've found that women on tinder want you to move things forward.

I don't mean come out of the gate swinging with the "let's fuck" talk, but just don't fuck around too long with the chit-chat. They're on there because they wanna meet guys. So offer to meet up. A simple coffee is a very easy, non-threatening first encounter.

This right here. Save the chatting for in person, you're not looking a pen pal. If she seems interested, set up the date and end all interactions until then.

I never used Tinder, just good old Plenty of Fish. If there was interest coming from her, I'd immediately cut the chatting short, say you have to run (they like guys having shit to do) but that you should get together for drinks and that you'd think you'd have a blast or something. GIve her a couple of evening options at least a few days away, and see what she says. If nether work for her, and she doesn't offer an alternative, move on. I have no time for that shit.

 

[4daLuLZ]

6-7 years and only laid 3 times? What?!? How is that even possible.

He’s an uggo is the only explanation.
Ban him as he’s an affront to our delicate Sherbro sensibilities.

 

[4daLuLZ]

You should practice hollering at random girls in public the way us black guys do.

It works on the younger ones especially. They’ll just come back to your house and smoke a joint and have sex with you. You don’t have to to take them on dates or anything or spend money.

You’d be shocked how many 18-22 year old girls are just casually having sex with 30+ year old men.

Do you let them do their laundry at your place, before they leave, or use your phone to call their "friend" looking for the next place to crash too ?

 

[b-hop]

I always say the same thing, works pretty well.

Hi..
How are you? ..
Im good too thank you, like your pics btw...
U welcome, so are u single?(use funny smiles)..
Haha great, so in that case i can invite you to go out.

And that is it, either they want or dont, but i would recommend you to keep it short and ask for a coffee or something like that with very few texting. If they want always ask for insta or whatsapp, is way more personnal and easy to talk.

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

Never used tinxer geting laid irl has never been a xhallnege ts is probaly ugly

 

[AldoStillGoat]

She replied just then saying:
Yes i do
Ofc i do
Do people not?

Was thinking of replaying saying:
Was just making sure you're not a crazy person

And then wait for her to replay with some random bs

Then ask her out on a date? We are in lockdown but she lives 'less than a mile away' according to tinder so maybe she'd be down to meet up.

are you trolling?

don’t talk about things you would talk to guys with with girls

they can give a fuck less about evolution

make them feel something

 

[Garnet_StrongerThanYou]

Do you let them do their laundry at your place, before they leave, or use your phone to call their "friend" looking for the next place to crash too ?

I’ve offered to let them use my new washer and dryer but no takers thus far.

no one really brings laundry with them.

 

[Zinger]

I always say the same thing, works pretty well.

Hi..
How are you? ..
Im good too thank you, like your pics btw...
U welcome, so are u single?(use funny smiles)..
Haha great, so in that case i can invite you to go out.

And that is it, either they want or dont, but i would recommend you to keep it short and ask for a coffee or something like that with very few texting. If they want always ask for insta or whatsapp, is way more personnal and easy to talk.

/thread

 

[scorpipede]

The trick is not being ugly.

You don't even have to be lovely. Just can't be ugly.

Never used Tinder but used the Facebook dating app a while back. They should just call it Fuckbook.

 

[scorpipede]

Been using tinder for 6-7 years now and spoke to 2000 or more women and only got laid three times. I was in a relationship with one of them for 2.5 years so at least i had that going for me.

It seems there are two types of guys on tinder, the few that are pulling in chicks 24/7 and the many who couldnt even meet one girl no matter how hard they tried.

These two groups exist irl interactions too but it seems like the gap between them is much bigger on tinder.

I am part of the latter group, the worst part is i actually regularly match with a lot of really hot girls (9s) and get a lot of matches in general but i can never get them to meet irl before getting ghosted. I dont have the social skills for it.

It really feels like torture matching with someone everytime and starting the conversation knowing you will eventually get ghosted but you have to keep doing it because you have no other means to meet women since your friends dont want to go out into public.

It feels like that endless nightmare were you are running up the stairs hoping to reach the top but you never do, you keep running until you are so exhausted that you are crawling but you still cant stop moving, because you have to reach the top. But you never do. I had this nightmare regularly for a couple of years. To the point where later on i would realize i am in the dream and id start to panic because id know i would have to run up the stairs until my feet get worn down to their bones. Luckily i dont have that dream anymore.

Sometimes i just hope i get ghosted on the first message because i know how much worst it feels to get ghosted later on when you have dedicated a lot of time and energy into this person and maybe even formed a bit of an attachment. And i think out of the 2000+ women i spoke to, only 2-3 said we are not a good match and shouldnt talk anymore. Every other one just stopped replying one day, no explanation or anything. Even the ones you talked to for weeks or months just one day stop replaying.

Edit: a lot of people saying i must be ugly but if i was i wouldnt even make this thread. Id understand why i am not getting laid and give up. I get a fuck ton of matches and most of them are 7.5+ with a good deal of 9s. I dont like to go on the internet and claim i am really good looking but i need to point that out to put this thread into context.

 

[fingercuffs]

I have tried every approach in the book. Id have to be a real idiot to just keep trying the same thing over and over.

In fact i think ive been coming off more disinterested if anything. I know they will ghost me so i am too scared to put any effort in leading to my success rate lowering. Most of the girls i met for dates or banged were actually early on.

Know what worked for a friend of mine? I told him to put in his profile that he wasn't looking for a relationship, just straight up no strings sex. No coffee, no dinner and a movie, just a quick video call so you know they're not some 60 year old called Bob, meet and fuck.

It worked wonders.

 

[Chomsky Honk]

I always say the same thing, works pretty well.

Hi..
How are you? ..
Im good too thank you, like your pics btw...
U welcome, so are u single?(use funny smiles)..
Haha great, so in that case i can invite you to go out.

And that is it, either they want or dont, but i would recommend you to keep it short and ask for a coffee or something like that with very few texting. If they want always ask for insta or whatsapp, is way more personnal and easy to talk.

thank you for being a sane human bean in this crazy ass world.

 

[SalvadorAllende]

You must be failing at some point in the conversation. Just try different approaches (being more direct for example).
Don't fall into endless conversations and be more expedite.

 

[Thrawn33]

What happens if they don't like coffee........IRL

Then that's already a no from me....

 

[TeTe]

Banged three women off of tinder in the couple months I was on there. I married the third one.