Any Tinder Success Stories? If So,How?

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  1. MikeHolmes

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    So I've been using Tinder lately. I found a girlfriend of 2 months on there. Relationship ended badly, but I got butt sechs out of her, so not a bad deal. Now, I'm back on there.

    I'll match with some, but then won't hear anything after messaging. Is there a secret to getting responses? I'm a pretty open and honest person, so I don't get the playing games part. If you're matched, you clearly both find each other attractive. Why play any games?
     
  2. Darwinambrosius

    Darwinambrosius Thought you had a friend, boy?

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    What message are you sending out when you get a match?
     
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  3. MikeHolmes

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    Usually something observational about their profile or pictures.
     
  4. Frank23

    Frank23 Enter Sandman Belt Platinum Member

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    Need more details.
     
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  6. Fedorgasm

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    I don't like that people are getting girlfriends off tinder. It was intended for casual hook-ups. Stop making it uncool, TS.
     
  7. MikeHolmes

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    Doesn't the fact that I got butt sechs from her sort of redeem me as keeping Tinder true to form?
     
  8. Fedorgasm

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    Ok, you get half a point. But next time you're supposed to wipe your peen on her nice towels and then leave without saying goodbye.
     
  9. Zer

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    In message form.
     
  11. Darwinambrosius

    Darwinambrosius Thought you had a friend, boy?

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    What the fuck is that?
     
  12. Darwinambrosius

    Darwinambrosius Thought you had a friend, boy?

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    I ask if they have any experience as a getaway driver. I always get replies.
     
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  13. CerebralKnievel

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    Tinder is tough because any girl that is even remotely hot is receiving 1000 times more messages than you. All of the girls I know who are/were on it have shown me literally a mile of messages in 24 hours. If I could pull that sort of action I'd be one satisfied customer.
     
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  14. John Wayne's Teeth

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    got a handjob on the first date and a titty fuck on the second. Never saw her again.
     
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    The point of this thread was for TS to brag about getting his butt secksed.
     
  16. Zer

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    That never happened. In fact I think it's the name of Merle Haggard song
     
  17. Darwinambrosius

    Darwinambrosius Thought you had a friend, boy?

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    It's a total numbers game. I swipe right on just about all that aren't totally ugly.
     
  18. Kneepocalypse

    Kneepocalypse This is your god now.

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    A friend who has had a lot of success on it says he auto swipes right on every girl and then sees who he matches up with later. His opening line is "McDonald's or Burger King?"
     
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    It doesn't matter what you say. Like what they said already... It's a # game. Get a reaponse, get the #, text via WhatsApp/facebook and get some.

    This gal is a Lawyer and she's a feminist. Still submissive.
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    Are you related to John Holmes? Just show them your wanger.
     

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