Any Tinder Success Stories? If So,How?

[MikeHolmes]

So I've been using Tinder lately. I found a girlfriend of 2 months on there. Relationship ended badly, but I got butt sechs out of her, so not a bad deal. Now, I'm back on there.

I'll match with some, but then won't hear anything after messaging. Is there a secret to getting responses? I'm a pretty open and honest person, so I don't get the playing games part. If you're matched, you clearly both find each other attractive. Why play any games?

 

[Darwinambrosius]

What message are you sending out when you get a match?

 

[MikeHolmes]

What message are you sending out when you get a match?

Usually something observational about their profile or pictures.

 

[Frank23]

Need more details.

 

[Neitzsche]

,

 

[Fedorgasm]

I don't like that people are getting girlfriends off tinder. It was intended for casual hook-ups. Stop making it uncool, TS.

 

[MikeHolmes]

I don't like that people are getting girlfriends off tinder. It was intended for casual hook-ups. Stop making it uncool, TS.

Doesn't the fact that I got butt sechs from her sort of redeem me as keeping Tinder true to form?

 

[Fedorgasm]

Doesn't the fact that I got butt sechs from her sort of redeem me as keeping Tinder true to form?

Ok, you get half a point. But next time you're supposed to wipe your peen on her nice towels and then leave without saying goodbye.

 

[Zer]

@MUSTKILL is the mac daddy of Tinder

 

[Hogey]

What message are you sending out when you get a match?

In message form.

 

[Darwinambrosius]

In message form.

What the fuck is that?

 

[Darwinambrosius]

Usually something observational about their profile or pictures.

I ask if they have any experience as a getaway driver. I always get replies.

 

[CerebralKnievel]

Tinder is tough because any girl that is even remotely hot is receiving 1000 times more messages than you. All of the girls I know who are/were on it have shown me literally a mile of messages in 24 hours. If I could pull that sort of action I'd be one satisfied customer.

 

[Mondo Freaks]

got a handjob on the first date and a titty fuck on the second. Never saw her again.

 

[ShadBo]

The point of this thread was for TS to brag about getting his butt secksed.

 

[Zer]

got a handjob on the first date and a titty fuck on the second. Never saw her again.

That never happened. In fact I think it's the name of Merle Haggard song

 

[Darwinambrosius]

Tinder is tough because any girl that is even remotely hot is receiving 1000 times more messages than you. All of the girls I know who are/were on it have shown me literally a mile of messages in 24 hours. If I could pull that sort of action I'd be one satisfied customer.

It's a total numbers game. I swipe right on just about all that aren't totally ugly.

 

[Kneepocalypse]

A friend who has had a lot of success on it says he auto swipes right on every girl and then sees who he matches up with later. His opening line is "McDonald's or Burger King?"

 

[hbdope]

It doesn't matter what you say. Like what they said already... It's a # game. Get a reaponse, get the #, text via WhatsApp/facebook and get some.

This gal is a Lawyer and she's a feminist. Still submissive.

 

[Reign Supreme]

Are you related to John Holmes? Just show them your wanger.