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Any Tinder Success Stories? If So,How?

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  1. MikeHolmes Green Belt

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    So I've been using Tinder lately. I found a girlfriend of 2 months on there. Relationship ended badly, but I got butt sechs out of her, so not a bad deal. Now, I'm back on there.

    I'll match with some, but then won't hear anything after messaging. Is there a secret to getting responses? I'm a pretty open and honest person, so I don't get the playing games part. If you're matched, you clearly both find each other attractive. Why play any games?
     
  2. Darwinambrosius Thought you had a friend, boy?

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    What message are you sending out when you get a match?
     
  3. MikeHolmes Green Belt

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    Usually something observational about their profile or pictures.
     
  4. Frank23 Enter Sandman Belt Platinum Member

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    Need more details.
     
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  6. Fedorgasm Silver Belt

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    I don't like that people are getting girlfriends off tinder. It was intended for casual hook-ups. Stop making it uncool, TS.
     
  7. MikeHolmes Green Belt

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    Doesn't the fact that I got butt sechs from her sort of redeem me as keeping Tinder true to form?
     
  8. Fedorgasm Silver Belt

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    Ok, you get half a point. But next time you're supposed to wipe your peen on her nice towels and then leave without saying goodbye.
     
  9. Zer Gold Belt

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    In message form.
     
  11. Darwinambrosius Thought you had a friend, boy?

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    What the fuck is that?
     
  12. Darwinambrosius Thought you had a friend, boy?

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    I ask if they have any experience as a getaway driver. I always get replies.
     
  13. CerebralKnievel Gold Belt

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    Tinder is tough because any girl that is even remotely hot is receiving 1000 times more messages than you. All of the girls I know who are/were on it have shown me literally a mile of messages in 24 hours. If I could pull that sort of action I'd be one satisfied customer.
     
  14. Mondo Freaks Green Gucci Suit Platinum Member

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    got a handjob on the first date and a titty fuck on the second. Never saw her again.
     
  15. ShadBo Brown Belt Platinum Member

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    The point of this thread was for TS to brag about getting his butt secksed.
     
  16. Zer Gold Belt

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    That never happened. In fact I think it's the name of Merle Haggard song
     
  17. Darwinambrosius Thought you had a friend, boy?

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    It's a total numbers game. I swipe right on just about all that aren't totally ugly.
     
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    A friend who has had a lot of success on it says he auto swipes right on every girl and then sees who he matches up with later. His opening line is "McDonald's or Burger King?"
     
  19. hbdope Purple Belt

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    It doesn't matter what you say. Like what they said already... It's a # game. Get a reaponse, get the #, text via WhatsApp/facebook and get some.

    This gal is a Lawyer and she's a feminist. Still submissive.
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    Are you related to John Holmes? Just show them your wanger.
     

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