Another one...smash burgers

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Get the fuck out of here with this shit, just smashing a burger so its so thin its is barely edible and then throwing a mountain of shit on top of it(why do people use so much salt on everything)

Thank fuck my kids have brain cells and actually eat at places that serve decent food so we can dine with them without hiding our faces
 
Use a cast iron that's hot, smash the burger and already have some thin sliced onion under the meat, then continue like normal, it's really good like that .
 
Thank fuck my kids have brain cells and actually eat at places that serve decent food so we can dine with them without hiding our faces
Why aren't you feeding them home cooked meals?
 
Smash Burger is ok. But it’s just ok. Their burgers certainly aren’t great. Five Guys over them all day.
 
Smash burgers get pressed by 300lb lizzos. Knowing that does change the taste.
 
Why didn't you teach your kids how to cook when they were younger?
you think my kids make smash burgers?

my kids do make meals, i don't know if you are too poor to take your family for a meal or not, or your kids don't earn enough to eat at decent places...but it sounds like that
 
you think my kids make smash burgers?

my kids do make meals, i don't know if you are too poor to take your family for a meal or not, or your kids don't earn enough to eat at decent places...but it sounds like that
You sound like someone who lacks good family values. If you did, you would have a good home cooked meal with your kids, not take them out to eat with strangers.
 
Smash burgers are awesome, the fuck you talking about?

Use 80/20. Use a flat iron and get it hot with coals. Put very thinly sliced onion on the bottom of the patty and smash it. No more than one minute per side. Instant heaven.
 
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