Animal KO thread

n...not crazy said:
They get bored and fuck with me. They'll stand on hind legs and challenge me to ram. I'll stick my foot out and they'll ram it. They'll bite me. They just try to go alpha. It's a form of play, or something. Like I said they're crazy.

I'm not beating on them, lol. Just reacting to a challenge. A little good hearted goat play. No homo.
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Hahaha. My friend growing up had a dwarf goat named butler. Theres something primal about playful headbutting. Its such a funny form of physical play. much more conducive to human modes of playfighting than biting/clawing from dogs and cats.
 
Stump said:
Hahaha. My friend growing up had a dwarf goat named butler. Theres something primal about playful headbutting. Its such a funny form of physical play. much more conducive to human modes of playfighting than biting/clawing from dogs and cats.
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And since we're on an MMA forum, I will also say that Dwarf Goats have INCREDIBLE base. All wrestlers should practice with goats, sort of like Rocky practiced with chickens. Just watch out for the horns...
 


Can't get enough of these vids, follow tony baker comedy on Youtube he posts this shit all the time.
 
n...not crazy said:
And since we're on an MMA forum, I will also say that Dwarf Goats have INCREDIBLE base. All wrestlers should practice with goats, sort of like Rocky practiced with chickens. Just watch out for the horns...
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A new Khabib is born
 
Now that's alpha behavior, not the fake posturing some of you try to pull off: see a dangerous snake in your path? Beat it into submission. NEVER go around.



(And still arrive in time for bingo, 'cause a man keeps his word.)
 
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Look at those cat-like reflexes, the timing of the second kick. Sherdog: "Speed goes away first."

He is walking that slowly just because his balls are that massive and weigh a lot, even though he pleased his wife 6 times that night.

(Pfizer hates him.)
 
Someone took a time machine and brought Connor McGregor from the future, nice.
 
Mattock judo chopped the hell out of that nope noodle
 
Sometimes you just gangsta and you show it.
 
Came here just to find out what a "sanke" is.
 
Lol at sanke

But yes. It was simply in his way so he did what he had to do
 
Damn, Dillashaw really dropped off after his Cejudo loss.

Looked worse than Barao, Something about Bantamweights
 
Old people not giving a fuck this is known.
 
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