Animal KO thread

This is one of the most amazing things I have ever seen lol. Props old man
 
Neither do some of their other relatives.

Another hazard on the mean streets we need to watch out for:

 
Goose are some of the biggest assholes in the bird community.


I remember I went to a park once and a goose was trying to drawn a duckling, I came up close to the goose so it let it go.
 
damn, that's fucked up. i always wondered why no one just soccer kicks them when they get aggressive. now next time i see one i'm going to make sure it's not being an asshole.
 
Geese, but herons, pelicans and sea gulls as well.



Herons and pelicans seem to be able to eat anything. Small ducks, rats, frogs, other birds...nature you scary :).
 
Damn that was hilarious

The guy in the kayak was so funny because it just came out of nowhere and fucked him up
 
Holy shit that guy in the Kayak fucking hilarious.
 
mr goose ever does that to me, get the red currant jelly and warm up the oven, cause im having goose for dinner!
 
Did someone say Canada Gooses?

 
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Estemachine said:
Goose are some of the biggest assholes in the bird community.


I remember I went to a park once and a goose was trying to drawn a duckling, I came up close to the goose so it let it go.
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why did you not kick that goose in the ass when you were right behind it on the bank before the other duck came in to help.
 
Madmick said:
Did someone say Canada Goose?

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No one should have a problem with Canada gooses taking Canada deuces.

That was such a great episode when they were sitting in the gold carts smashing beer bottles and talking shit to the hockey coach.
 
Estemachine said:
Goose are some of the biggest assholes in the bird community.

I came up close to the goose so it let it go.
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Nature is scary. I'm not a big fan of interfering but that goose would've been kicked into oblivion. Hopefully I were wearing some nice, heavy boots.
 
Staph infection said:
why did you not kick that goose in the ass when you were right behind it on the bank before the other duck came in to help.
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I'm not sure his experience is the same incident with the one in the video. Otherwise, based on evidence, I could be led to believe he was in fact the rescuing duck ("I came up close to the goose so it let it go.") and let me tell you, having the world's smartest duck posting on Sherdog would be both extremely confusing and an honor!
 
neverwas said:
mr goose ever does that to me, get the red currant jelly and warm up the oven, cause im having goose for dinner!
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This is a man! Grandpa or grandma, don't recall, did the same with a rooster that gave me hell one day (I was probably 2 times bigger than that bully, but it had a beak, claws and a nasty attitude). Not the best meat I've had, but it was sweetened by the deliciousness of the REVENGE.
 
Estemachine said:
Goose are some of the biggest assholes in the bird community.


I remember I went to a park once and a goose was trying to drawn a duckling, I came up close to the goose so it let it go.
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I would hold that goose's head underwater for a good 15-20 seconds to teach it a lesson.
 
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