Andrade tries to slam Joanna but fails

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  1. 56in

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    An incel on Sherdog who lacks any real life status and therefore values his belt color on sherdog forums by every inch of his life? I'd never think such a thing...
     
  2. Rolento

    Rolento old sherdog was better

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    You went 50/50 nice job

    Edit: realized you put almost to perfection but you're still a lil biiiiih
     
  3. Geniusss

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    Andrade did slam Joanna

    You just put the ones when she failed
     
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    1-3 in her last 4, but yeah let's give her a title shot LOL
     
  5. AndersonSilva23

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    Rose beats Andrade 9 times out of 10 if she let’s go of submissions while getting slammed, easy adjustment to make for Rose.
     
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    JJ was smart enough to break the falls with her arm instead of her head and neck.
     
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    Joanna is the female GOAT.
     
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    “ Orange man bad. CNN says so”
     
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    no I just knew it would trigger you bc it's only human to envy those who are better than you
     
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    You "guessed" a fight would go the way it did, congratulations. When you start posting 1000 dollar betting slips from vegas I will be impressed.
     
  11. 56in

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    Lol, no trigger pulled. I feel sorry for you, get well soon...
     
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    Joanna GOAT
     
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    Her only success was earlier in the round and I wouldn't call it one by her standards:

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    Well to be fair both those calls were the majority consensus so not exactly an out of the box call but kudos regardless.

    Now had you called Jessica specifically by slam KO since most where expecting it to be the result of a punch that would have been much more impressive, lol.
     
  15. Furious77

    Furious77 Tell dat bitch to be cool.

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    There's no way she could've kept that pace though. The takedowns were always going to be an issue.
     
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    Joanna would own andrade again lol. Shes the 2nd best straw weight in the roster behind rose
     
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    {<jordan} CTE incoming.
     
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    Anyone else thinks that Rose lose was a fluke? 7 or 8 out of 10 times Rose wins that fight, if not more.
     
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    Dude tripped over that burlap rug or whatever it was. Kid should sue and call Mike Hostilo Tennis got dat reel moneies.
     
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    Yeah, let's pretend Rose wasn't piecing her up for a round and a half and that that head slam wasn't a fluke.

    You obviously thought Andrade was somehow going to KO Rose with strikes. And couldn't have been more wrong.
     

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