News Alistair Overeem suspended for 12 months after testing positive

What should Overeem do now?

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HaulParris said:
Oh he eats food alright
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Much the same way Santa Claus eats cookies, Alistair Overeem consumes human food. For appearance' sake. Santa Claus doesn't need food, he needs the love of children to survive.

Alistair Overeem doesn't need horse meat to live, he needs anabolic steroids, blows to his cranium, and some sort of sulfuric gas excretion from deep within the earth. That is how he actually survives, the horsemeat is just so people don't freak out a demigod is walking around. Wouldnt the Santa Claus story be infinitely more scary, if he DIDN'T eat the cookies?
 
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Ah, I thought the title said he tested positive for "12 months' worth of steroids" and I was thinking "yeah, that's about right..."
 
Bballfan123 said:
Much the same way Santa Claus eats cookies, Alistair Overeem consumes human food. For appearance' sake. Santa Claus doesn't need food, he needs the love of children to survive.

Alistair Overeem doesn't need horse meat to live, he needs anabolic steroids, blows to his cranium, and some sort of sulfuric gas excretion from deep within the earth. That is how he actually survives, the horsemeat is just so people don't freak out a demigod is walking around. Wouldnt the Santa Claus story be infinitely more scary, if he DIDN'T eat the cookies?
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You ended up winning that debate decisively.
 
Bballfan123 said:
Much the same way Santa Claus eats cookies, Alistair Overeem consumes human food. For appearance' sake. Santa Claus doesn't need food, he needs the love of children to survive.

Alistair Overeem doesn't need horse meat to live, he needs anabolic steroids, blows to his cranium, and some sort of sulfuric gas excretion from deep within the earth. That is how he actually survives, the horsemeat is just so people don't freak out a demigod is walking around. Wouldnt the Santa Claus story be infinitely more scary, if he DIDN'T eat the cookies?
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True. While we were so focused on his horsemeat, and whether he was Ubereem or Econoreem, the whole time he was ChthulhuReem all along.
 
Lol as if others contenders weren't on something. Particularly in kickboxing.
 
spinup said:
Lmao, the guys went back in one year back to Ubereem shape.
The guy who analysed the sample must have gained 10lbs of muscles just by inhaling the fumes.
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Oh I laughed so hard , I actually roared all over the place , I was at the restaurant with my laptop open , I laughed so hard LMAO
 
Spath said:
No way. No way!!

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He was lying to us?

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Overseen did the secret juice first
 
i literally dont' give a single fucking fuck if a fighter tests positive for fucking steroids. this is the most asinine shit ever, most naive shit, totally know nothing about the world shit, when you think sports are clean, and everyone is a doctor, a lawyer, an astronaut, when really it is cage fighting. these guys are barbaric savages, who would use every opportunity possible to win, and win violently. this is cage fighting. not basketball, not nascar, not tennis. so dumb. USADA ruined everything.
 
Stagliano said:
Maybe that they are salty because Overeem has beaten Hari lol.

Overeem popped but not Rico? Please...
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Doesn't mean Rico isn't on the stuff. Just means he cycled properly or has designer roids that can't be detected. How/why the fuck Alistair hasn't/doesn't is beyond me.
 
BoxerMaurits said:
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Alistair Overeem tested positive after his fight against Badr Hari in October last year, but was still awaiting the results of his B-sample, which may return negative (but now we know it didn’t).
That fight is now overturned to a no-contest, Alistair has been removed from the official heavyweight-rankings and he’s suspended for 12 months (suspension started after his fight against Badr Hari in October last year).
https://www.telegraaf.nl/sport/1760...reem-voor-twaalf-maanden-na-dopingovertreding

Though, this means Reem still will be able to compete in GLORY's 8-man heavyweight Grand Prix in December this year, as the suspension will have expired by then.
On the other hand, rumours circulated that Overeem would be in talks with KSW. I don’t know if they’re legit, but that could be an option for him aswell.
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Alistair Overoid back!
 
Remember to talk shit on him just like you do it on Jon
 
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