News Alistair Overeem suspended for 12 months after testing positive

[SuspectChin]

Cant say that it's of any surprise. However, it makes it more clear as to why he pulled out of his initial return fight against Verhoeven. He needed more time to cycle.

 

[Natural Order]

Imagine being surprised. This guy has quite clearly been on the gear for the entirety of his HW journey.

 

[Bearknuckle]

He took tainted steroids

 

[Reapzz]

35 year old Ubereem annihilates JJ.

 

[WillyWill]

Let me preface this by saying I love Overeem, one of my top 5 fav HW’s…

but does anyone remember when this story broke and him and his managers defense was “yeah we tested positive but it wasn’t for a PED” almost implying it was a recreational drug or something. Pshh. I can just imagine him with that big goofy condescending, judgmental, complete tell of a grin he sometimes has

 

[TheGreatA]

Least surprising news of 2023.

 

[WHITEBELT JESUS]

35 year old Ubereem annihilates JJ.

I think he’d blow his wad early, and she’d take his back and finish him with a vicious rear naked choke.

 

[JangoMike]

In other news, the sun rises and sets everyday.

 

[SharpasaRazor]

How come this in the UFC forum?

 

[Reapzz]

I think he’d blow his wad early, and she’d take his back and finish him with a vicious rear naked choke.

This Gollum shit caught me off guard.

 

[lenbiasgoat]

No way. No way!!



He was lying to us?

He was meaning cocaine

 

[BearVictim]

If you're a prize fighter who's older than 40 then you should be able to juice until your heart explodes.

I understand the merit of maintaining the integrity of competition, but we should cut the act for the sake of the fighters, they're modern gladiators performing for the masses.

 

[Th3 Gr38 1]

How hard does one need to juice to melt a cup on kickboxing scene? Pretty hard I imagine.

IIRC GLORY doesn't test. K1 didn't.

 

[Tyler Durden]

worked for major league baseball too

Not only did MLB turn a blind eye to it but they leaned into it.
It helped the league bounce back from a lockout.

 

[goOb]

I don't know about you fellas but I feel completely bamboozled. You all mean to tell me that I cannot get as big as Overreem by eating horse meat alone? For months, I have been stealing horses from a local ranch nearby and consuming them right before I trane UFC. Now I am finding out I should be taking steroids before I trane?!?! I spoke with a couple other random but trustworthy people I never met on 4chan and they assured me that all Overeem was doing was consuming horses. I feel totally cheated.

 

[HaulParris]

I don't know about you fellas but I feel completely bamboozled. You all mean to tell me that I cannot get as big as Overreem by eating horse meat alone? For months, I have been stealing horses from a local ranch nearby and consuming them right before I trane UFC. Now I am finding out I should be taking steroids before I trane?!?! I spoke with a couple other random but trustworthy people I never met on 4chan and they assured me that all Overeem was doing was consuming horses. I feel totally cheated.

I feel your pain. Luckily, there is a way to get totally swole, and all you have to do is follow these simple ancestral tenets:

 

[Fedorgasm]

There really should be an organization that freely encourages the use of PED's. It worked for PRIDE and they provided some of the most compelling match-ups in the history of the sport.
Ubereem, Vitor, Wanderlei, Arona, some of those guys were juiced to the gills and we as fans are forever greatful to their, *eh-hem*, experimentation. Bring it back.

Agree. There are probably a lot of countries where the government wouldn't give a shit about steroid use. Just hold the events there and sell the streaming video to everyone in other countries.

 

[Supereem]

Impossible.

 

[wwkirk]

Alistair Overeem tested positive after his fight against Badr Hari in October last year, but was still awaiting the results of his B-sample, which may return negative (but now we know it didn’t).
That fight is now overturned to a no-contest, Alistair has been removed from the official heavyweight-rankings and he’s suspended for 12 months (suspension started after his fight against Badr Hari in October last year).
https://www.telegraaf.nl/sport/1760...reem-voor-twaalf-maanden-na-dopingovertreding

Though, this means Reem still will be able to compete in GLORY's 8-man heavyweight Grand Prix in December this year, as the suspension will have expired by then.
On the other hand, rumours circulated that Overeem would be in talks with KSW. I don’t know if they’re legit, but that could be an option for him aswell.

No more Ubereem...

 

[goOb]

I feel your pain. Luckily, there is a way to get totally swole, and all you have to do is follow these simple ancestral tenets:

OMG LIVER!!!! Why didn’t I think of that before… lmao!