I'll share some haiku composed about Aikido:
I can throw you from
Any way you choose to strike
Except for that one
Aikido, a way
For hippies to wear big skirts.
Martial art in drag
Hakama can help,
through their voluminous folds,
to hide a fat ass
You throw me, I fall.
It was not your Ki. It was
your rank pits, hippy
I focus my ki
Harmonize, throw. Out of those
Three, two of them work
If you grab my wrist
My Aikido will pwn you
No, the other one
Cherry blossoms fall,
Flower petals fight better,
than Aikidoka