AEW AEW CXXXV: Spring BreakThru Edition

[Stargazer Rex]

The fuck is Aubrey posing like that. Motherufcker, not everything is about you!

 

[Based God]

C E O
C E O
C E O
C E O
C E O
C E O

 

[Ozymandias]

Mercedes wins. Then get champ vs champ at All In.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

She looks like she has strong genes

I produced 5'11" varsity athletes with a 5'3" woman. Imagine what I could do with Buttlander! Imagine it, Roll! Call me Genghis Rex!

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Snoozer of a Dynamite.

 

[Ozymandias]

The fuck is Aubrey posing like that. Motherufcker, not everything is about you!

@Sara

Can you please beat this bitch up at Beach Break? We have collectively had it up to HERE with her! Still has heat with me for not letting my nephew go over in rock paper scissors three years ago. I almost jumped the rail!

 

[Based God]

The finals of these tournaments aren't for a month. The fuck are these people gonna do in the meantime lol

 

[Sycho Sid]

I wish whoever told Hayter the orange is a good look would get punched in the dick/vag

 

[Ozymandias]

Raw wins the week, and that's a shoot.

 

[Based God]

Solid episode of Dynamite. Thought every match was good.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

Snoozer of a Dynamite.

The Business has its high and lows.

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Raw wins the week, and that's a shoot.

I hope Big Tone enjoyed his week at the top of the Booker of The Year standings cause he's Back of The Line Jones now!

 

[Ozymandias]

The finals of these tournaments aren't for a month. The fuck are these people gonna do in the meantime lol

Mercedes promo about how she's the CEO. Hayter says she's feeling like Luigi Mangione. All out brawl commences. Maybe some kinda tag match. Contract signing.

Hayter comes out at DON in Luigi from Mario Bros colors.

 

[Sycho Sid]

The biggest news of the night is there was no pointless over run

 

[Stargazer Rex]

I hope Big Tone enjoyed his week at the top of the Booker of The Year standings cause he's Back of The Line Jones now!

Big Tone wishes he had a Bron Breaker on the squad!

 

[Based God]

Raw wins the week, and that's a shoot.

Man I don't get this at all. There was 25 minutes of wrestling on the 3 hour RAW this week.

I'm so out of touch with what people want on wrestling shows now days

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Big Tone wishes he had a Bron Breaker on the squad!

He'd give his left nut for a Joe Hendry!

 

[Ozymandias]

Man I don't get this at all. There was 25 minutes of wrestling on the 3 hour RAW this week.

I'm so out of touch with what people want on wrestling shows now days

It's about the set ups. Loved the women angle. Seth and Bron is interesting. Gunther choking out Pat.

Dynamite just had a bunch of random tag matches. Good to see Briscoe get the win though.

 

[Sycho Sid]

Man I don't get this at all. There was 25 minutes of wrestling on the 3 hour RAW this week.

I'm so out of touch with what people want on wrestling shows now days

Depends on the company and show for me.

This week WWE did better at what I want from WWE than AEW did from what I want from AEW

 

[Based God]

It's about the set ups. Loved the women angle. Seth and Bron is interesting. Gunther choking out Pat.

Dynamite just had a bunch of random tag matches. Good to see Briscoe get the win though.

That's what I don't get though. What are the sets up for if they rarely wrestle? It's like 80% set ups every single episode lol

It's become such a meme that people literally track to the second how much wrestling actually happens on RAW and Smackdown every week.