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^thanks Flash. Feels good to hear eventhough I feel like ass.

SLSGDL
60*5
100*5
120*5
140*5
150*2+f -belt- (slipped grip)
150*1 -belt- (this one just like ass)
130*5*2

BB shrugs
160kg*15*2

Pause squat
60*5
100*5
120*5
140*5

Ham curls
65kg*10*4

DB rows
50kg*17*2

Seated cable row
68kg*12*3
61kg*12*2

Preacher curls
27kg*10*3

Mustard-o-meter: 7/10

Slipping into "punch the clock"-mode.

Other:
- 2h30m session
- no caffeine

Speaking of ass:
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Paused SOHP
40*5
50*5
60*5
70*5
72.5*5
75*5
77.5*5
75*4
72.5*5
60*9

Seated DB press
25kg*12
25kg*10
25kg*8
22.5kg*10*2
22.5kg*8

Standing DB skullcrushers
37.5kg*8
37.5kg*7
35kg*10*2

Tricep rope pulldowns
(Bunch)

Lat raises
10kg*12*3
8kg*12

Mustard-o-meter: 7.5/10

Other:
- 1hr50m session
- cuppa joe in the morning
 
Usually I'm not a fan. But if she's made up like Jessica Rabbit I'm going to unleash my seed with extreme prejudice.
 
^"Shoot (repeatedly) on sight" hähä

Squat
70*5*2
110*5
140*5
160*5
180*5 -belt-
180*4 -belt-
130*20 (lol)

SLSGDL
70*5
110*5
130*5

Legs are so fucking shot from the 20-repper I'm not risking anything.

Paused pullups (normal grip)
BW*5
+20kg*7*3
+10kg*9
+10kg*7 (maybe was 8)
BW*10

Lat pulldowns
82kg*10
82kg*8

Hammercurls
17.5*10*3
15*10*2

EZ-curls
(A couple)

Mustard-o-meter: 7/10

Never got my wind back after the 20-repper.

Other:
- dont ask how long it took
- coffee and black tea*2
 
Paused DB flies
12.5*10
15*10
17.5*10

Paused BP
60*5
75*5
90*5
100*5
105*5
110*5
110*4+F

Paused DB flies
17.5*10
17.5*10
17.5*8

DBBP
35*8
35*7
32.5*11+F
32.5*7

Pecs are fucked.

Standing DB skullcrushers
35*12
35*12
35*11

Tricep rope pulldowns
(Bunch)

Lat raises
10*12*3

Front raises
10*10*3

Mustard-o-meter: 7.5/10

Felt good my diet yoyo-ing regardless. Atleast I have a good weekend to put with the rest of the good times.

Other:
- 2hr20m session
- no caf
 
DL (SGSLDL)
70*5(*5)
110*5(*5)
140*5(*5)
160*5
180*5 -belt-
185*5 -belt-
190*5 -belt-

BB shrugs
170*15*3

Kroc rows
50kg*15*2

Seated cable rows
(Some)

Hammercurls
17.5*10*2
15*10*2

EZ-curls
(Some)

Ham curls
65kg*12
65kg*11
65kg*10
60kg*10

Mustard-o-meter: 7.5/10

Came in feeling like a bag of dicks but crammed out a good session all things considered.

Other:
- 2hr session
- no caffeine
 
Paused SOHP
40*5
50*5
60*5
70*5
72.5*5
75*5
77.5*5
75*5*2
57.5*10
55*10

Seated DB press
25*10
25*8
25*7
22.5*8
20*9
20*7
15*10*2

Standing skullcrushers
35*10
35*9
35*10

Tricep rope pulldowns
(Bunch)

Lat raises
10kg*12*3
8kg*12

Mustard-o-meter: 8/10

Good session brehs!

Other:
- 2hr session
- 2tbsp coffee
 
Squat
70*5
110*5
140*5
160*5
180*5 -belt-
160*2 -belt (paused)
150*3 -belt- (paused)
130*5 (paused)

SGSLDL
70*5
110*5
130*5

Ham curls
65*10*4

Paused pullups
BW*10*3

Mustard-o-meter: 6/10

Ok performance but worn to shit mentally.

Other:
- 2hr10m session
- no caffeine
 
Paused SOHP
40*5
50*5
60*5
70*5
72.5*5
75*4*2
70*5
52.5*10

Weak, but what's to expect after 9 or 10 days of no physical activity?

Paused squat
70*10
110*10
130*10

Better than expected. Belt- and sleeveless no less.

SGSLDL
70*7
110*7
130*7

Seated DB press
25*10*3
22.5*10*2
17.5*10*2

Standing DB skullcrushers
35*10*3

Tricep rope pulldowns
(Bunch)

Lat raises
10kg*12*3

Mustard-o-meter: 7/10

Ok sesh all things considered.

Other:
- 2h30m session
- 1.25tbsp coffee
 
Squat
60*5*2
100*5
120*5
100*5

Holy shit it feels as if my posterior chain is gonna explode. DOMS from hell.

Paused pullups
BW*5
+10kg*5
+15kg*5*3
+10kg*5
BW*10

Paused DB flies
12.5*10
15*10*2

DBBP
35*8*3

Hammercurls
(Bunch)

Mustard-o-meter: DOMS/10

Just getting back into the swing of things, managed to punch the clock.

Other:
- 1hr30m session
- no caffeine
 
Like you havent heard of Amy Anderssen before, Horndog McKingshit von Smutpeddler.

And thanks!

So after extensive research it looks like this was just a photoshoot and she didn't get fucked while dressed up like that. /extremesadness

She is one of those chicks with frankly horrible tits, but you would still give her a try.

In other news I have been on a total Asa Akira trip recently. God damn.
 
So after extensive research it looks like this was just a photoshoot and she didn't get fucked while dressed up like that. /extremesadness

She is one of those chicks with frankly horrible tits, but you would still give her a try.

In other news I have been on a total Asa Akira trip recently. God damn.

Viola Bailey and Angela White for fucking life, breh.

Btw I think I'm in love. Found my unicorn - a genuine redhead with lush long hair, freckles, green eyes, massive tits, slender waist and babymaker hips.

On the downside she-s probably a former coal burner, is on sickleave for burnout and takes antidepressants. The crash is gonna be glorious but you'll pull out my semi-conscious body put of the wreckage with a smile plastering my face.

Dont matter tho cause I've got three others lines up

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Also, Amsterdam trip is taking shape. First week in August, somewhere between Monday and Friday.
 
Good choices my man. Mercedes Carrera and Delta White are solid options too.

Insurance policies are always good, genuine redheads are tough to fucking find.

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Bench (tng)
60*5
70*5
80*5
90*5
100*5
110*5
115*3
120*1

Squat
60*10
100*10
120*10

Paused DB flies
12.5*10
15*10
17.5*10

DBBP
35*8
35*7
35*5

Tricep rope pulldowns + lat raises superset

Mustard-o-meter: 7.5/10

Felt pretty good brehs.

Other:
- 1hr35m session
- no caffeine
 
DL (SGSLDL)
(70*5)
(110*5)
(130*5)
130*5
150*5
170*5
190*3 -belt-
190*2+F -belt-

I blame the off week.

BB shrugs (from floor)
150*20*2

DB rows
50*15*3

Seated cable rows
(Bunch)

Mustard-o-meter: 7/10

Other:
- 1hr15m session
- coffee in the morning, quite a bunch of hours agom
 
Paused SOHP
40*5
50*5
60*5
70*5
72.5*5
75*5
77.5*4
75*5
72.5*5
55*10
50*10

Much better.

Paused pullups
BW*10
BW*9
BW*6+F
BW*5

Seated DB press
25*10
25*10
25*9
20*10

Standing DB skullcrushers
35*10*3

Tricep rope pulldowns
(Bunch)

Lat raises
10*12*3
8*12*2

Hammercurls
17.5*12*2
15*12*2
12.5*12

Mustard-o-meter: 8/10

Good session in a fasted state.

Other:
- 2hr20m session
- 1tbsp coffee
 
Paused squat
60*5
70*5
110*5
130*5
150*5
160*3
170*1
130*10

DL
70*5
110*5
130*5
150*1
170*1
180*1

Form reminder.

Paused pullups
BW*5
+10kg*5
+15kg*5
+20kg*5
+15kg*5
+10kg*5
BW*5

Ham curls
65kg*10*3

Mustard-o-meter: 7/10

Serviceable session. Good considering the lacking sleep over the weekend where I'm starting to realize I cant keep cumming like a firehose - I felt like I aged ten years in 48 hours. Need more sleep and rest - as fun and informative my internship has been I cant wait for it to be over so that I dont have to waste three hours commuting every fucking day and get up at fuck-all-o-clock.

Other:
- 2hr session
- cup of coffee in the morning

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Paused DB flies
12.5*10
15*10
17.5*10
(17.5*8 - done after the DBBP)

BP (tng)
60*5
70*5
80*5
90*5
100*5
112.5*4
110*5
107.5*3

DBBP
35*10*3

Standing DB skullcrushers
35*10*3

Tricep rope pulldowns
(Bunch)

Lat raises+front raises supersets
10kg*12*3

Mustard-o-meter: 6/10

Punched the clock despite feeling like ass. Two more weeks of this shit.

Other:
- 2h session
- two cups of coffee in the morning, felt like ass and aged prematurely in real-time. Kicking that habit for a while.

P.S: new DOOM soundtrack fucking owns.

 
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