A-hole wizard wants you to cure the world!

[Fedorgasm]

The Asshole Wizard appears!

And he names 3 disorders:

1. Erectile dysfunction
2. Male pattern baldness
3. Any single specific form of cancer that you choose (breast cancer, prostate cancer, lung cancer, etc)

And then he says you must pick one that will be cured for everyone in the world easily.

But the minute you pick, you will immediately be afflicted with the other two.

If you refuse to play, you get afflicted by all 3.

Now, sherdog, CHOOSE

 

[PG29 red0 Jr]

I would cure carcinoma.

 

[Pliny Pete]

I already have 2 of the 3, this aint the life struggle for the ages that you may have imagined it to be

I should get to cure all forms of cancer as a bonus for my slick ass swerve on that dick bag wizard

 

[blaseblase]

I don't understand how this would work. If you pick 1 or 2 how is it determined with cancer you get afflicted with?

 

[Pliny Pete]

I don't understand how this would work. If you pick 1 or 2 how is it determined with cancer you get afflicted with?

He'll spin a wheel like when Fry got robot hands

 

[blaseblase]

Also baldness is a weak ass choice, no one would choose that. Replace it with AIDS or something.

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

The Asshole Wizard appears!

And he names 3 disorders:

1. Erectile dysfunction
2. Male pattern baldness
3. Any single specific form of cancer that you choose (breast cancer, prostate cancer, lung cancer, etc)

And then he says you must pick one that will be cured for everyone in the world easily.

But the minute you pick, you will immediately be afflicted with the other two.

If you refuse to play, you get afflicted by all 3.

Now, sherdog, CHOOSE

Pick number 3 and choose breast cancer, because patriarchy must be dismantled, and as an ally I'm willing to be bald and limp

 

[Fedorgasm]

I don't understand how this would work. If you pick 1 or 2 how is it determined with cancer you get afflicted with?

You get to name the cancer whether you choose to cure it or not

 

[Renard]

These days baldness can be reasonably treated with hair transplant + 10K, assuming you've got some thickness in the back. ED like all diseases is defined by symptoms, not cause. For example it can be caused by circulatory issues (atherosclerosis leading to narrowed blood vessels) or low testosterone (overweight, not exercising, age, etc.) To give you ED, the wizard has to cause it with something, and the cause could be something you can do something about, but it could be tricky. Some cancers are also easily treatable and have like 99% survival rates, so that could be an option too.

 

[Zer]

@Zer: "My fellow humans, I'm here to announce I have agreed with a wizard to cure Breast Cancer ..."
Humanity: **Cheers**
@Zer: "... but as part of the deal, I have had to accept baldness and erectile dysfunction"
Humanity: **LMAO WHAT A LOSER**

I choose curing erectile dysfunction. My dick > *

 

[ObsoleteSoul]

Rape the wizard, and give him teh aids. No one puts Baby in a corner.

 

[Streeter]

I'm in 50s already got on some level first 2 so I would cure all Childhood cancer. After 20 years old your on your own

 

[Fedorgasm]

You should also consider who's going to pissed at you for your choice.

I'd rather be attacked by cancer patients or old dudes with ED than a bunch of bald guys.

 

[Cherry Brigand]

Also baldness is a weak ass choice, no one would choose that. Replace it with AIDS or something.

Says the guy with beautiful hair.

 

[subtlySteve]

I would choose to cure colorectal cancer because it maximizes overall human benefit while minimizing the impact of personal afflictions.

Given that I already have male pattern baldness and have been shaving my head for the past 20 years, it is a minor concern in comparison.

Erectile dysfunction is easily addressed with treatments like Viagra, Cialis, or Caverject, so it's manageable and not something you can die from.

 

[VulcanNervPinch]

He'll spin a wheel like when Fry got robot hands

Ooohhhhh....Pete

I expected a different reference from you

 

[Aegon Spengler]

If you can cure prostate cancer I think you could cure the rest

 

[Tone C]

Erectile dysfunction is easily addressed with treatments like Viagra, Cialis, or Caverject, so it's manageable and not something you can die from.

You can die from it . One of my mates was struggling so started taking Cialis for ED and it was a raging (!) success . Right up until his wife caught him fucking her mother and sister and brother at the same time and shot all of them .

Therefore ED helped kill him.

 

[Brom Bones]

I'm curing ED. Not afraid of the other 2. You also should have made AIDS one of them because...


AIDS.

 

[supermurph]

I'd opt for curing pancreatic cancer. Seems like the worst of all of them.