A-hole wizard makes you into a bum!

[lsa]

Okay chubs

 

[pugilistico]

Well this is a super power that will let you win any fight. Or you can help the guy you bet on win by making his opponent fuck up.

 

[FyrFytr998]

Now you're using your noggin'!

I think there are all kinds of ways this power can make you rich.

But even more importantly, it would be wildly entertaining. You could instantly get revenge on anyone by making them humiliate themselves if various ways. That alone would be worth a year on the streets.

Imagine buying front row tickets to the UFC so you can make Jon Jones poke his own eyes!

Not really…..what good is it if you’re too fucking exhausted to continue playing after using the power?