A--hole wizard wants to give you a unique power

[Fedorgasm]

I’d like the ability to shit out Gold Bullion..

That would hurt like hell

 

[Sano]

You'd have to be more clear about the rules. Say that I had a superpower that could absorb energy from cement that would make me superstrong. That would be something no superhero has (that I know of), but still it would involve superstrength which is a feat many do. Or, I could say turning M&M's into gold. Same would apply, and the list goes on.

The power of Super-Speed..

But I can only use it when I move backwards.

LOSE AN INCH!

 

[MilesAbove]

I would like to smell if bears are on their period. Switch it up on them.

 

[Daverisimo]

Mind control, but it only works on asshole wizards.

 

[Fedorgasm]

You'd have to be more clear about the rules. Say that I had a superpower that could absorb energy from cement that would make me superstrong. That would be something no superhero has (that I know of), but still it would involve superstrength which is a feat many do. Or, I could say turning M&M's into gold. Same would apply, and the list goes on.

LOSE AN INCH!

Wow nice find! What is that from?

Oh, and sandman had the power to absorb properties from cement. So you'd lose an inch.

If you wish to dispute it on some technicality then the asshole Wizard said other Mayberry posters will be the judge. So you can argue your case

 

[thetruth2709]

Id like the superpower to see a green light over the head of girls who are on an emotional state where they are willing to have sex with very little convincing... like if they are thinking "I just want to get laid".... green light over their head and only I can see it lol

 

[Fedorgasm]

Like I only have the ability to time travel on federal holidays.

So this memorial day I'm good.

But if you travelled back before memorial day was declared a federal holiday then you'd be stuck and unable to return to your own timeline.

 

[cooks1]

The ability to flip a coin and have it land on heads or tails as I choose. Give me that, and there ain't no stopping me.

 

[Fedorgasm]

I'd want the ability to go back in time, but only on federal holidays.

The power to shoot lobsters from my hands

Superhero ability to shoot lemon juice from my nipples

I would like to smell if bears are on their period. Switch it up on them.

Mind control, but it only works on asshole wizards.

So far it looks like these guys are winning.

 

[Fedorgasm]

I would like to smell if bears are on their period. Switch it up on them.

Y'know, now that I think about it, wolverine's sense of smell is so good that I bet he can actually do this.

Maybe you should lose half an inch?

 

[Fedorgasm]

The ability to flip a coin and have it land on heads or tails as I choose. Give me that, and there ain't no stopping me.

Qui-gon Jin did basically the same trick with a chance cube. It would easily work on a coin too.

Enjoy your sightly smaller penis

 

[Sano]

Wow nice find! What is that from?

Oh, and sandman had the power to absorb properties from cement. So you'd lose an inch.

If you wish to dispute it on some technicality then the asshole Wizard said other Mayberry posters will be the judge. So you can argue your case

It's a superhero that the character Jessie made in the series Breaking Bad. Can't find the clip unfortunately.

Didn't (wet)cement just make him immobile? I mean, he didn't specifically draw superstrength from cement right? Anyway, still would be nice to know the rules here! Say a superpower were I could summon flies which then would form into a glove that would make me have the exact same powers as superman. Technically the specific superpower doesn't exist, however parts of the abilities do.

 

[Long Dark Blues]

I want to ejaculate molten platinum.

 

[M4rk]

To grow one long nostril hair.

 

[Bacco]

How about the ability to turn my penis into somekind of driller or jackhammer?

Last Lupin the Third movie says you just lost an inch

 

[Bacco]

Mind control, but it only works on asshole wizards.

Pretty sure plenty of people in these years wasted tons of wishes asking the power to control Mayberry's Wizard, they never won

Take your penis reduction and go think something else

 

[Tone C]

Technically that Q dude from Star Trek can do anything..

He even got into the James Bond films too....

 

[Tone C]

How about the ability to regrow hair on other people's heads?

 

[Contempt]

How about the ability to regrow hair on other people's heads?

You would make a fortune.

 

[Fox by the Sea]

The ability to get one gram of gold each time somebody post a dumb thing on the internet on a weekend.