Innovative Modern Film Hacks:
1. Let (any/all) investors submit parts for your movie they think might sound cool! Then actually write them into the shooting screenplay! Why not (I mean, they payed up already)!
2. Have a giant, loose, non-dedicated committee generate the entire screenplay instead of an actual proven writer or small team of anyone with talent/experience!
3. Give product placement the starring roles in the film!
4. Cast your ugly timid fuccboy nephews and chubby rat-looking nieces for the cool main roles! It will totally bring up their confidence! The audience literally cannot notice!
5. Use wires and CG instead of stuntmen or athletic (appropriate) actors! Take it really easy on the actors and don't train/prepare them beforehand because once again-- no one will notice!
6. The best movies play it safe and don't offend anyone. That's why it's best not to have an actual message these days, it just gets in the way of the uninspiration
7. Copy other crappy movies and water it down yet even further. It's a numbers game, there's no actual such thing as quality or an actual "good movie", I promise you