A 10-year-old came to my house with garden shears and a covid mask

[ripsta619]

Now that kid is going to use those shears to cut up lines of fentanyl and slang on the block

 

[zapataxiv]

Now that kid is going to use those shears to cut up lines of fentanyl and slang on the block

then come the opps
the court system and generational poverty for his future 10kids with 20 different mothers

good job @Clippy you just made your city into a war zone

 

[dildos]

go to his house wearing a hockey mask and carrying a huge knife. and ask him if he needs anything being killed.

 

[MicroBrew]

It was really weird he asked me if I wanted anything trimmed

I told him no sorry he said he really needed a job ....

Wtf parents sends their kid out like this

I legitimately didn't have any money at all good thing he didn't try to attack me with the shears

Shoulda atleast let him clip your shrubs. He was a hard working kid just trying earn some pocket change. You squashed his dreams, making him jaded.

 

[Misanthropist]

Your lawn and shrubs must be messy, only explanation why he asked you.

 

[ripsta619]

then come the opps
the court system and generational poverty for his future 10kids with 20 different mothers

good job @Clippy you just made your city into a war zone

I mean his name is @Clippy. Couldn't allow a kid to clip his bushes. For shame....

 

[genecop]

You are mean @Clippy

 

[dc007]

Well kid knew the Clipster has no kids so he figured he was a good target. My dad had me doing the lawn and yard work when I was like 9

 

[Satan's Daddy.]

A young hustler in the making.

 

[Provocateur]

Pay the man cheap ass

 

[John Mabrey]

welll....

 

[John Mabrey]

 

[Miokink026]

Nice work op, lil bastard took my jerb!

 

[William Huggins]

It was really weird he asked me if I wanted anything trimmed

I told him no sorry he said he really needed a job ....

Wtf parents sends their kid out like this

I legitimately didn't have any money at all good thing he didn't try to attack me with the shears

It's obvious that the kid was a professional cat barber.

I would've sent them round @genecop and @Isa place......

 

[lsa]

It's obvious that the kid was a professional cat barber.

I would've sent them round @genecop and @Isa place......

what now?
Keep that 10 year old away from my place

 

[William Huggins]

what now?
Keep that 10 year old away from my place

 

[Kryptt]

Sounds like the plot to a upcoming (or long past) Horror Flik...

Keep a shot gun handy at all times...

 

[ThulsaDooom]

Could have been worse. Could have been a raggedy, malnourished looking 8 year old with dead eyes asking if you want to buy a whistle at 11pm.

Spoiler

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

It was really weird he asked me if I wanted anything trimmed

I told him no sorry he said he really needed a job ....

Wtf parents sends their kid out like this

I legitimately didn't have any money at all good thing he didn't try to attack me with the shears

Would you have preferred that he was unmasked? I mean c’mon @Clippy if he’s only 10 that means he’s unvaccinated. You want to gamble with your life or something?

 

[The Good The Bad The HBK]

Would be funny if it said free clippy

Also drainbamage got banned