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A 10-year-old came to my house with garden shears and a covid mask

Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Clippy, Oct 14, 2021.

  1. Clippy I am the liqour

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    It was really weird he asked me if I wanted anything trimmed

    I told him no sorry he said he really needed a job ....

    Wtf parents sends their kid out like this

    I legitimately didn't have any money at all good thing he didn't try to attack me with the shears
     
  2. Texan6533 Fastest Gun in the West

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    Should have told him to shear your grass to a perfect 3” one blade at a time
     
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  3. Get To Da Choppa Black Belt

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    You should give him some candy and tell him he's two weeks early for Halloween
     
  4. BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    I guess better than a 40 year old with an electric razor knocking on your door.
     
  5. Hart Break Kick 97 Jesus is Lord Platinum Member

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    Thanks for shearing
     
  6. Zinger Potato belt

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    I thought kids in america going around mowing peoples lawns, raking leaves and shoveling snow is common stuff?
     
  7. M4rk Brown Belt

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    I think you just met a young Freddy Kruger. Dont fall asleep.
     
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  8. Drain Bamage Banned Banned

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    That's really sad...
     
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  9. TankAbbott4Eva Gold Belt

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    Did you know he was 10? He might have been asian and actually been 37
     
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  10. Tone C Gold Belt

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    That's fucking awful.











    I wish I'd thought of it.
     
  11. Uber_Noober Silver Belt

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    You should’ve had him to cut your weed up with his shears then smoke it with him as payment.
     
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  12. StoneColdSteveAustin Silver Belt

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    You should’ve beaten him up Sherdog style and stolen his clippers.
     
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    Should have taught him about hedge funds...
     
  14. fungi rl

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    Clappy is a Can-agean...
     
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  15. Merlotte's Gold Belt

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    There goes my assumption that @Clippy is hiding goats on his property
     
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  16. My name is Shawn

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    I'm not understanding why this is a bad thing
     
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  17. Milgrim Australopithecus - not your average hominid

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    The little dude wants to work and earn a bit of money. Come on, @Clippy, you gotta encourage that.
     
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  18. Horus Banned Banned

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    To be fair he has probably hit his parents up for money and they suggested he work for it somehow. He is being innovative.

    Of course this is outshone by the chances of him getting molested by being out in such situations on his own and probably getting asked by some pedo to 'help clean the basement'.

    It does remind me of a story of my childhood in the mid 80s.
    There was this fat nerd at school that no one liked. He was also a boy scout.
    One day it was raining heavily and I think he was around 12. He turned up on his bike at our place.
    He layed his bike on the lawn and started walking to the door. My dad came out and said 'what do you want?'
    He said 'its give a scout a job week. I'm here for a job'.
    My dad yelled 'I'll give you a bloody job! Go back down the street and find your brains! Its pissing down rain you idiot!'
    The kid looked very dejected and didn't know how to handle that.
    I was looking out the window thinking at him thinking 'welcome to my world'
    He got back on his bike and road off into the rain.
    For Aussie sherdoggers, my dad was like Alf Stewart only more so, more angry, More sweary etc.
     
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  19. Bballfan123 Yellow Belt

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    Your family sounds fucked
     
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  20. Candy Routure Black Belt Platinum Member

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    You should have given that kid your fuckin’ car!! He’s doing things old school!! Back when kids were good!!! Like my generation !!!!!!
     
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