Media Jon Jones gives us advice on mother's day that includes our buttholes.

[Superman Elbow]

 

[Platinum]

What

is that a balding scalp?

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

No wonder Jon is an ass. He came out of his mom's butthole

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

 

[Yep]

He needs a class on where babies come from.

 

[TheCryingElite]

How did Schwarzenegger have his baby?

 

[Superman Elbow]

What

is that a balding scalp?

Have you never seen a baby? <45>

 

[Sticko]

What

is that a balding scalp?

No it's a baby's head

 

[Platinum]

Have you never seen a baby? <45>

no

I bang 10’s on a regular without getting them pregnant

 

[theleerygoose]

He needs a class on where babies come from.

OK imagine pushing it out of your vagina then.

 

[Kdup]

How did Schwarzenegger have his baby?

I think Danny Devito was the father. So the baby was really tiny. Or maybe I’m mixing up 2 movies.

 

[TheCryingElite]

I think Danny Devito was the father. So the baby was really tiny. Or maybe I’m mixing up 2 movies.

Movies?

 

[Superman Elbow]

no

Wait til you see that thing start to come out of but then go back in partially and all the skin gets squeezed to the top of the head and it looks all wrinkly like a brain lol

 

[Platinum]

Wait til you see that thing start to come out of but then go back in partially and all the skin gets squeezed to the top of the head and it looks all wrinkly like a brain lol

sounds like the best sexual fantasy ever

 

[Superman Elbow]

OK imagine pushing it out of your vagina then.

Imagine pushing it out your mouth.

 

[jjjjjjjjjjohnny]

he is perplexing.

 

[HNIC215]

Makes sense... he has shit for brains

 

[Superman Elbow]

sounds like the best sexual fantasy ever

Let's stuff a bowling ball in you and call it sexy

no

I bang 10’s on a regular without getting them pregnant

Someone dumb enough to not recognize a baby's head ain't banging anyone except their cousin. Have fun with your edits lol

 

[RileyReidsPlug]

Jones probably does think babies come out of buttholes, would not surprise me one bit.

 

[RileyReidsPlug]

no

I bang 10’s on a regular without getting them pregnant

No you don't.....you are a crossfitter I just know it.