Media Jon Jones gives us advice on mother's day that includes our buttholes.

[Candy Routure]

Jones is fucking weird, dude. He always has been. If he wasn’t from an affluent family he’d be a murderer.

 

[Krixes]

Everytime Jon gets a hemorrhoid he thinks he's pregnant

 

[dittohead84]

Thread title was good for a chuckle

 

[SpartanKhmy]

Well Jon is the goatse for a reason

 

[Billthebutcher]

jon you're the last person to speak about children, illegitimate or not

 

[LoneStalker]

Jones thinks he came out a butthole.
POS confirmed.

 

[tehMoose]

That’s how Jake Paul was born

 

[pudgelarson36]

This thread brings the lolz.

 

[TrueFightFan]

No wonder Jon is an ass. He came out of his mom's butthole

He needs a class on where babies come from.

OK imagine pushing it out of your vagina then.

Imagine pushing it out your mouth.

Makes sense... he has shit for brains

What kind of fucked up shit does he talk about with his mother on mother's day????

I've heard of the "Stork Theory" but the "Butthole Theory" is a new one to me...

"jon, when your brothers were born, the stork brought them from heaven but you, son, well I just shit you out and that's where babies come from..."

 

[Superman Elbow]

What kind of fucked up shit does he talk about with his mother on mother's day????

I've heard of the "Stork Theory" but the "Butthole Theory" is a new one to me...

"jon, when your brothers were born, the stork brought them from heaven but you, son, well I just shit you out and that's where babies come from..."

Maybe that's what his brothers told him! Lol

 

[gunlok]

It's a joke, Jones clearly knows the real thing, he even mentioned it during the talk with DC

 

[donkeyjr]

I thought the same thing until 7th grade when I saw the video in sex ed class...

 

[Superman Elbow]

It's a joke, Jones clearly knows the real thing, he even mentioned it during the talk with DC

No no no, we all know grown men who think women don't poop except for when a baby comes out their butt.

 

[Fioretti]

OK imagine pushing it out of your vagina then.

Nailed it! The man prefaces his statement with "Guys".

 

[priester]

this guys off in the head

 

[ThePatriot]

Isnt the birth canal more like mouth tissue? Mouths are stretchy

 

[Tugboat]

Did he send any flowers to that expectant mother he almost killed when he was drunk and high on crack?

I mean, while he calling people cheap.

 

[bigwaverider]

Read your thread title to this part "Jon Jones gives us advice on mother's day" and I was like "Nope. Who cares?" Then I got to this part "that includes our buttholes." and i was like "I gotta see this.". Your thread delivered.

 

[Gio]

Nice thought, but wrong choice of words.

 

[NationWideNinja]

No wonder Jon is an ass. He came out of his mom's butthole

I feel like you should have went with “piece of shit” here.