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Media Jon Jones gives us advice on mother's day that includes our buttholes.

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  1. Superman Elbow Purple Belt

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    What

    is that a balding scalp?
     
  3. Get To Da Choppa Brown Belt

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    No wonder Jon is an ass. He came out of his mom's butthole
     
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    He needs a class on where babies come from.
     
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    How did Schwarzenegger have his baby?
     
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    Have you never seen a baby? <45>
     
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    No it's a baby's head
     
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    no

    I bang 10’s on a regular without getting them pregnant
     
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    OK imagine pushing it out of your vagina then.
     
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    I think Danny Devito was the father. So the baby was really tiny. Or maybe I’m mixing up 2 movies.
     
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    Wait til you see that thing start to come out of but then go back in partially and all the skin gets squeezed to the top of the head and it looks all wrinkly like a brain lol
     
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    sounds like the best sexual fantasy ever
     
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    Imagine pushing it out your mouth.
     
  16. jjjjjjjjjjohnny JDP is the CHAMP!

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    he is perplexing.
     
  17. HNIC215 Semper Fidelis...

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    Makes sense... he has shit for brains
     
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    Let's stuff a bowling ball in you and call it sexy
    Someone dumb enough to not recognize a baby's head ain't banging anyone except their cousin. Have fun with your edits lol
     
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    Jones probably does think babies come out of buttholes, would not surprise me one bit.
     
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    No you don't.....you are a crossfitter I just know it.
     

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