Tyson Fury is motivating himself for the Wilder rematch

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Heavyweight contender Tyson Fury is going to have the time of his life - if he defeats WBC world champion Deonaty Wilder on Saturday night at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas.

Fury has made numerous unbelievable claims in the weeks leading up to his highly anticipated rematch with Wilder.

The 'Gypsy King' has claimed that he's masturbating seven times a day to increase his testosterone, that he's performing oral sex to strengthen his jaw muscles, and dipping his hands in petrol to increase his chances of a knockout victory.

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In victory, Fury is planning to have one hell of a celebration in the city of sin.

“After this fight I’m going to binge on cocaine and hookers,” Fury told the Daily Caller.

“Is there anything better than cocaine and hookers? I go to the cheap $30 ones... always give yourself a shot of penicillin before shagging ‘em. If you haven't got the penicillin, always double-bag up.”

The initial contest, which took place in December of 2018, ended in a controversial twelve round split draw at Staples Center in Los Angeles. Fury went down in rounds nine and twelve.

There is a contractual clause where the loser, regardless of the outcome, can force a third meeting by the summer - and the trilogy fight would likely happen on a date in June.
 
Wilder lands another bomb, no more 1UPs left to save Fury's ass.
 
Lol double bag. Even a single bag is asking a lot.

He should be saying he’ll raw dog those hookers to boost his immune system or something.
 
Keep this in the boxing forum, please. I don't see how it's related to UFC or MMA.

Or are we slowly succumbing to boxing? Is boxing the new black?

Discuss.
 
It's a fucking outrage that Wilder doesn't have a L on his record. Corrupt American judging protecting their own. GGG was also robbed due to not being from US/Mexico
 
It's a fucking outrage that Wilder doesn't have a L on his record. Corrupt American judging protecting their own. GGG was also robbed due to not being from US/Mexico
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seriously though, the guy is an average boxer, but wins all via TKO, he doesn't leave it to the judges
 
30 dollar ones?...Damn Fury....$50 dollar ones need to be the minimum. Have some standards.
 
Dude cracks me up, Timestamped

 
It's a fucking outrage that Wilder doesn't have a L on his record. Corrupt American judging protecting their own. GGG was also robbed due to not being from US/Mexico

Fury should have been the one who lost, as he got knocked out cold for about 7 seconds, and the fight should have been stopped right then and there
 
Keep this in the boxing forum, please. I don't see how it's related to UFC or MMA.

Or are we slowly succumbing to boxing? Is boxing the new black?

Discuss.
This. No one cares about boxing here, we want to see threads about MMA/UFC, this is the intent of this forum, yes?

BAN.
 
lol @ wanting so much attention and starting a random boxing thread in the UFC forum. Get a life dork.
 
Yeh, let's just abandon the rules of boxing then.

I don't know the rules of boxing, but one would assume if youre knocked out cold, the fight would be over. Is that not the case?

If thats not the case, theoretically you could have a boxer get knocked out multiple times in a single fight, which would be dangerous, and I would have expected that not to be allowed.
 
At least he is honest.
If in a few days some weird ho posts a video singing with him KOed in the bed in the background we know that:

He masturbated like a MoFo previously
He was very high on booze and coke
He was actually looking for a cheap fook

So he is already forgiven for failing.
 
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