3 Unhealthy Foods You Wish Were Healthy

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  1. Mocesting The Delapitated

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    What are 3 of your favorite unhealthy foods you wish were equivalent to some of the healthiest foods on the planet?

    Mine:

    Pizza
    Chocolate
    Popeye's Fries
     
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    Pizza
    Beer (if that's not a food, then, chicken wings)
    Bagels or just bread in general
     
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    Pizza
    Fudge
    Bacon
     
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    I never eat bread and bought a bag of bagels yesterday. That shit was gone after breakfast this morning.
     
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    there is nothing inherently unhealthy about any of these, except the Popeye's fries if theyre cooked in hydrogenated oil.

    Do you even IIFYM, bro?
     
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    Pizza
    Chicken wings
    Bacon
     
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    I eat healthy throughout the day and have little enjoyments here and there.
     
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    Since when is eating pussy bad for you health?
     
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    like someone said earlier, beer and bread. if it wasn't for those 2, my bodyfat would probably be 4-5% lower than it is right now.

    lol
     
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    Think of them as ranch dressing.
     
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    Nearly puked up my tea
     
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    Vodka
    Brandy
    Tequila
    Whiskey
     
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    Hamburgers
    Fried Foods
    Bacon
     
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