3 Unhealthy Foods You Wish Were Healthy

[robotsonic]

Less then 100 calories in a shot of vodka. Whiskey is good for a cold and teething babies (so my father said lol)

There is 60 calories in a shot of vodka, drink it with soda water and lime and you can get shitfaced all the time without the beer gut turning up. Been my go to drink since I hit 30 and my metabolism screeched to a halt.

Also doesn't bloat you up like beer and the hangovers are a lot easier to handle, try it then thank me.

You do look like a bit of bitch drinking one, mind.

 

[Elvis.]

Beer
Pizza
Burritos


I could live on that if it was healthy

 

[Exi]

Don't eat pussy you find in a dumpster and you should be ok.

I'm a proud hipster.
Cum dumpster diving is so hot right now.

 

[ucunc156]

chocolate
Different forms of sausage (blood sausage, italian, etc)
chicken tikka masala

 

[Blood Python]

French Fries
Pizza
Potato Chips

 

[The Big Sloppy]

Coke
Hamburger
Brownies

I suppose I would also have this as my last meal. All meals really.

 

[Lethal]

- Philly Cheesesteaks (my number 1 option on cheat days)

- French Fries

- Chocolate

 

[kuromusha]

Fried Chicken
Alcohol
White Rice

Fuck it, I'm adding more:
Gravy (I love Moco Loco)
Pork
Ramen

 

[RedHorse]

Pizza/pasta/lasagna
Beef
Chinese/Mexican food (tie)

That's all I need (drool)

 

[Frode Falch]

Bacon
Thai food
Garlic bread

 

[Squall Leonhart]

Donuts
Pizza
Beer

 

[PG29 red0 Jr]

Alcohol
Sugars
Breads/starches

 

[NHB7]

Exorbitant amounts of salt. I love salty foods!

Pizza of course
Potato Chips (and lots of other potato products)
Fast Food


But I'm pleased with Pineapple. It is both delicious and nutritious. Grapes are pretty great too.

 

[xbone19]

Cheetos
Hamburgers
Pizza

 

[BJ@LW&WW]

most of the shit posted in ehre i wouldnt even consider unhealthy.

but my votes go to pizza, oreos, and cinnabon

and spam

 

[Higus]

Cookies
Pizza
Heroin

 

[FootstompShonie]

Beer, on a diet before I go on vacation and don't drink any alcohol.

A six pack is something like 1000 calories it's ridiculous. And anything less than that is pointless to drink.

Then I'd say pasta and BBQ though a lot of meats aren't that bad for you depending on the sauce or lack thereof.

 

[n...not crazy]

Butter
Beer
Pastries

 

[FightsFTW]

LeSigh.

I fucking hate you, I'm so hungry right now and all 3 of those look so fucking amazing.

 

[sleepwalk]

Spoiler

LeSigh.

Did we just become best friends?