2025 New Years resolutions

[lsa]

Buy more Bticoin

dude... I got some bad news for you..

 

[Roop Holstry]

To stop wearing condoms

 

[Kardashians]

...although yes, it would stop you cutting, cause you to drink less often and stop you from reckless spending, yeeting oneself off a tall cliff does seem like a somewhat extreme solution.

So you’re saying it’s a great plan then? It’s this or a lobotomy x

 

[Kardashians]

If you're hurting inside please seek help. And please stop the streak and stay away from cliffs.

Lol, that’s nice of you to say bruh. I am getting help though. I see a therapist and psychiatrist. Just a lot of damage to undo yanno? Takes time. My friend suggested CBT (not of the cock and ball torture variety) groups and I’m considering it.

 

[Contempt]

So you’re saying it’s a great plan then? It’s this or a lobotomy x

I dunno, maybe just start with some small changes and go from there?

 

[Sycho Sid]

The only thing I truly want to do different this year is keep in contact with my friends better. I only have a couple, and we are spread across the country, and they both have families. So it is more up to me than them to keep the relationships strong.

I also need to contact my grandmother more, she is my only one left, and she may not make it another year. It is doubly important since my dad (her son) has basically stopped talking to everyone in the family.

 

[NoSmilez]

I’ve been on a cutting streak. I hear throwing yourself off from a tall cliff does wonders~

Learn to play a violin and not practice on yourself?

Join a gym and become a centaur? It will probably be good for business.

 

[NoSmilez]

Wish everyone a good 2025.

 

[lsa]

To stop wearing condoms

at work?
Yeah that is weird

 

[Zyklon R]

No cocaine, hookers, alcohol or cigarettes

 

[Roop Holstry]

at work?
Yeah that is weird

My workplace is a proactive safety first environment.

 

[lsa]

My workplace is a proactive safety first environment.

you can never be to careful.
You can be run over walking down the street.
Better to be prepared and wear a condom

 

[Contempt]

at work?
Yeah that is weird

Not if you're a hooker.

 

[Kardashians]

I dunno, maybe just start with some small changes and go from there?

Well now you’re just being too practical!!!

 

[Contempt]

Well now you’re just being too practical!!!

It's a curse.

 

[Kardashians]

Learn to play a violin and not practice on yourself?

Join a gym and become a centaur? It will probably be good for business.

Lol, well I have a few different hobbies: drawing, writing, painting, photography, even fixing up retro junk and playing retro game consoles. Oh and reading.

It’s just finding it in me to actually DO those things right now. I lay in bed and think I should at least read a book, but can’t get myself to get up and go get it lol. I’ll get better. It’s just gonna take time and unfortunately effort lol.

 

[tank666]

To finally become flexible enough to give myself a BJ. Although not sure if that means I'm gay or not ?

 

[lsa]

To finally become flexible enough to give myself a BJ. Although not sure if that means I'm gay or not ?

cant be gay. then masturbation would be gay too

 

[tank666]

cant be gay. then masturbation would be gay too

I'm also worried that I would promise myself to pull out just before but then wouldn't. Real dilemma.

 

[lsa]

I'm also worried that I would promise myself to pull out just before but then wouldn't. Real dilemma.

yolo?