2024 PotWR Town Hall

[LMP]

Wait people are actually voting FOR me? I may need to take this seriously

By my math you have a 144% chance of winning.

 

[Other]

I’m neither left nor right, but the perfect middle ground president this War Room deserves

 

[Andy Capp]

I’m neither left nor right, but the perfect middle ground president this War Room deserves

Look, ladies and gentlemen--he admits he has no hands. Is this what you want in your leader?

 

[Mr Holmes]

I’m neither left nor right, but the perfect middle ground president this War Room deserves

You and I have something in common. I'll consider voting for you.

 

[Other]

You and I have something in common. I'll consider voting for you.

Thank you.

And I do have hands

 

[Other]

Look, ladies and gentlemen--he admits he has no hands. Is this what you want in your leader?

The only ‘right’ things I don’t have are my politics and my kidney

 

[Rob Battisti]

You and I have something in common. I'll consider voting for you.

You can have a place in my administration. We will be the group of posters that everybody thinks are hard-core conservatives, but actually, we don’t vote Republican.

 

[Andy Capp]

Cats beating dogs on a site called Sherdog is unacceptable.

Sherpussy it is. Make it happen, Dana.

 

[Mr Holmes]

You can have a place in my administration. We will be the group of posters that everybody thinks are hard-core conservatives, but actually, we don’t vote Republican.

This is an interesting idea. Will @SKYNET be invited?

 

[Captain Tenneal]

What is one thing that would make the War Room better?


In order to make the war room better, we have to get rid of the trolls and returning asshats that keep getting banned.

 

[LMP]

More blood for the Blood Gods imo

 

[Other]

I’m a disabled veteran that survived burn pit related cancer and lost a kidney in the process. Even with less organs I'm still a better candidate.

Other
Because There's An Other Option

 

[LMP]

Breaking Deep State News:

 Cats have lost their early advantage over Dogs.

The spoke person from The Dogs campaign HQ said "We were very disappointed in the user base trying to vote for Cats."

Deep State News will keep an eye on this very important race.

 

[nhbbear]

@nhbbear

This is a good idea.

Maybe Jack and I could have a thread on economics where he just calls me a hack for 50 posts straight and I just remind him over and over how I was the only one to beat him in a WR bet on economics.

Myself and josh ace are planning to have drinks together to brainstorm a couple ideas

 

[Mr Holmes]

Breaking Deep State News:

 Cats have lost their early advantage over Dogs.

The spoke person from The Dogs campaign HQ said "We were very disappointed in the user base trying to vote for Cats."

Deep State News will keep an eye on this very important race.

I detect some fuckery

 

[LouisBolanos]

@LMP When I get elected I will resurrect @Rex Kwon Do and @LouisBolanos for my cabinet, plus one secret living corpse

I ain't even dead, this is numba one fake news.

 

[fingercuffs]

Awwww our treasure @Andy Capp is in the lead!

 

[Rob Battisti]

This is an interesting idea. Will @SKYNET be invited?

My brother @SKYNET will absolutely have a place

 

[Rob Battisti]

More blood for the Blood Gods imo

More Skulls for the Skull Throne

 

[SKYNET]

My brother @SKYNET will absolutely have a place

Good luck my brother. You have my full support.

Problem is, for most of the WR posters, inviting me is like inviting Charlie Manson to a party up in the hills lol.